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staberind posted:We have not declared Marshall Law, quite yet. I hereby declare Marshal Law  to be AWESOME.
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Mirror: Brexit chuds try to burn EU flag but fail due to EU fire-proofing regulations.
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"Hi, now we've left your fancy club and aren't going to pay our fees anymore, we'd still like you to give us all the perks of membership, please." "Haha gently caress off, get to the back of the queue."
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Son of Rodney posted:There's a reddit thread where people try to get leavers to seriously tell their reasons for voting that way. Remind them that the Poles flew Spitfires alongside Are Brave Boys in the Battle Of Britain and literally gave their lives to help save us.
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Sekenr posted:As an outsider to UK politics, what struck me the most about pre election polls was that Boris is more prime ministerial. I was like "wtf does it even mean". On one hand you have an honest man with an uncompromised 20 year record of plain utilising power of government for the good of the people. And the other is lying cheating coward who hides in the fridge. How the gently caress is that prime ministerial? The answer is simple, british people are so thoroughly conditioned that they plain see honesty and benevolence is anti prime ministerial it scares them, and screwing you by your betters as right and proper British approach. The bar for being a respectable leader has been considerably lowered in recent years. If you can mumble through a speech without loudly sharting yourself or yelling racist slurs you've got a decent chance of getting elected. I mean, even that level might be a tad optimistic...
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Well, that didn't take long. Racist Brexit sign demanding tower block residents speak English reported to police 
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therattle posted:I think when it comes to China and the US we are going to be absolutely shafted. And Brussels is to blame! 
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I have a relative who's been an ex-pat in quite a few countries, and always made an effort to learn the language even if she was only there for a few years (they moved around a lot). Apparently Hungarian is one of the hardest to get to grips with. In Turkey one of the important phrases to learn was "I'm not an American tourist, I live here" to avoid the tourist markup in the Grand Bazaar.
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Civilized Fishbot posted:until it became clear that Trump was carrying it out in such a wildly corrupt fashion that he could be impeached over it lol
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Private Speech posted:The level of UK cuntiness about foreign languages is simply astounding. And these were very middle class areas in major cities, too. I apologise for all the fuckwits in our country on behalf of all the non-fuckwits.
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So if the virus has run its course by December, we'll have a lovely no-deal Brexit to look forward to which will get the economy right back on track and fix all the problems.
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Jose posted:do it boris i'll take back some of the bad things i said about you Including the House Of Lords?
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Jose posted:hell yeah who wants to add no deal brexit into the mix That will get the economy back on its feet straight away!
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tote up a bags posted:We voted for pain, and we shall get it. Nothing wrong with a lovely crusty baguette.
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twoday posted:How did he look? Well, he looks like a hobo that's been dragged out of a canal at the best of times, so it's kind of hard to tell.
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Boris might have to seriously cut down on shaking hands with everyone now.
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Hmm yes the hospitals could easily handle a sudden influx of sunbathers in running gear with gunshot wounds right now
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it's me. The codes are NUKEPASSWD1234.
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Squizzle posted:they couldnt. heres my official release on the matter: he is dead. biologically inert. his mortal spark has flickered its last. he is most accurately described using the past tense, as he now exists only as remains and memory 
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SelenicMartian posted:He's not dead, he's resting. Pining, even.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:they're installing his robot exoskeleton as we speak Robojo?
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He can start shaking hands again now that he's immune.
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Apparently Trump is busy praying for BoJo, hence the swift and full recovery. Praise be!
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They can have my Penguins when they pry them from my cold, dead virusy hands!
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Man Musk posted:https://twitter.com/Porter_Anderson/status/1251893204288405504 Trump: Hmm yes it's about time I dropped the act and started behaving intelligently and responsibly.
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Good news, everybody. Shoplifting is down! https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/priti-patel-ridiculed-after-announcing-shoplifting-is-down-compared-to-year-before-1-6624258
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Bust Rodd posted:drat Boris really just never wears condoms huh? Oh he does, but the dunky hasn't been built yet that can restrain his superhuman jitler.
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cyka blyat posted:Britain somehow avoided being the only European nation to enter a depression due to Brexit by the saving grace of Roni. A good hard Brexit at the end of the year will certainly get the economy back on its feet, and resurrect all the destroyed businesses.
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Bust Rodd posted:https://twitter.com/hsjeditor/status/1260469435183357954?s=21 
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oh no not fox news oh woe is me alas and alack
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Private Speech posted:Can anyone tell me why the UK is doing a quarantine for foreigners now when the UK is the second hardest hit place in the world. And even compared with the US it's not faring particularly well on a per capita basis considering the population difference. Yeah, isn't that one of the first things that Australia and New Zealand did, back when it could make a huge difference?
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namesake posted:No absolutely none. We have 3 days to request an extension as well so we're crashing out in the new year lol. Ushering in a Great New Golden Age of British prosperity, the likes of which the world has never seen! Oh no, sorry, I meant it will make the current disastrous economy a catastrophe, the likes of which the world has never seen.
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