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Which Nintendo character would you like to see in the next Soul Calibur game?
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Bowsette 99 8.48%
Other 53 4.54%
jenna got milked 1015 86.98%
Total: 1167 votes
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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005








This is your god now

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Jan 16, 2005






LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

How many of those are porn games?

More like how many aren't?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






precision posted:

Listen you dweebs, I had to put up with months of Bowsette pics :argh:

Had to, you mean



get to

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






SeXReX posted:

"Luigi doesn't need to collect skill points because he's already a bad bitch"

Every year is the Year of Luigi, motherfuckers

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






cheetah7071 posted:

I kind of want a reptile pet

Don't listen to these squares, reptile pets own

Check your mammalian privilege walking apes 🐍

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Infinitum posted:

Now I remember my #1 complaint about Arkham Asylum.
You pretty much have Detective Vision on all the time, because why wouldn't you want to see through alls and see all the stuff you can interact with.

Don't remember it being as egregious in City or Knight.

I loved Asylum but yeah, this was bad. I had to remember to turn it off now and then before leaving an area or I'd never have seen it unfiltered. Not to mention in predator sections it's functionally Superman's X-ray vision, straight up.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







I thought it was illegal to sign your rights away

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Help Im Alive posted:

What's everyone playing to celebrate valentine's day

The aptly-named Christine Love's Digital/Analogue/Hate+ trilogy.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Cowcaster posted:

sounds like it could be, yes

Moreso than the actual Thing game, even

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






RazzleDazzleHour posted:

There was a huge collection of groans the first time while a few little kids laughed. The second time it happened you could hear audible confusion from everyone

I still occasionally see like, little kids doing fortnite dances in public but otherwise middle-school and above seem very much over it

The much-feared singularity isn't going to be technological in nature, but sociological. Soon everything will be retro as soon as it's hip, lame as soon as it's cool, old as soon as it's new, and nobody will know what the gently caress.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Jay Rust posted:

Hey, someone name a video game, if it’s on pc or switch I’ll buy it and play it

A Dump In The Dark

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Dw6QOk3vY

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Ariong posted:

Wait, I think I get it.



[✓] Biped
[X] Feathers

Yup, that's a man.

I mean, are we pretending any vaguely animalistic thing that doesn't have boobs is not typically perceived as masculine/male, even if it's explicitly referred to as "it"?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The original movie is good.

3 is actually great though, it's literally a whole "Would You Like To Know More" segment about war propaganda.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Relax Or DIE posted:

Inspired: dreading your job so much you find yourself trying to figure out how to get into just enough car accident so that you can miss work but won't die or hurt anyone else

Retired: finding your soul crushed so thoroughly by your thought-to-be dream job that you become suicidally depressed and completely unable to do anything else

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







If heaven is real and I get to spend 90,000 eternities doing everything I ever remotely wanted to do or explore in mortal life I will never play this game

e: or any jrpg

McSpanky fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Feb 23, 2020

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






GUI posted:

The Scarface game was much better than it had any right to be.

It had three things that every GTA-like should have incorporated going forward:

-on-demand vehicle delivery for anything in your garage
-a dedicated "insult bystander" button
-enemy nutsacks as targetable body parts

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Waffleman_ posted:

Crackdown 3 proved that most people think the same way

I maintain that that series started going off the rails when they ditched the morphing precinct cars.

Jumping into the fully upgraded cab-over hauler and making the Transformers sound as it turns into a ginormous Mack battering ram was the loving shiz

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







not-loving kids these days

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Beet Wagon posted:

Sega Genesis, on the grounds that when we rented one we would rent whatever the Battletech game for it was called and the multiplayer literally had one person control the legs of the robot and one person control the guns, like some sort of...collective.

This reminds me of an idea I had for a Pacific Rim co-op game where two players control each half of a Jaeger in a giant arcade rig made up like a Gipsy Danger cockpit, movement and basic fighting would be like a rhythm game where the more in sync the players are the more effective their moves, and there'd be syncing minigames for specials and finishers. It'd be one of those things that's a huge hit in Japan but only show up like twice in America at big game expos and maybe one arcade would have it for a few months in California before going bankrupt

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






VideoGames posted:

Thank you! I am sure it will be fine and fixed soon enough. It is actually a relief to know what the problem is. I thought maybe I was sleeping incorrectly, or there was potentially something more nefarious! Knowing that a couple of my verts are trying to escape makes things easier to solve :)

Hope you get okay mang, My back is wack too it's the kind of thing that can only be solved by pain management or measures I can't afford, glad you've got actual treatment options.

univbee posted:

A 5-letter name where 4 are vowels is a hell of a feat.

Celtic languages are pretty amazing that way (and it has a kickass mythic pedigree too)

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Phantasium posted:

save corruption, saving yourself into a corner, the power going out midsave

all things i've had happen. it's not fun to replay the whole game because of some bullshit

I corrupted my Vice City save with the save-on-a-motorbike bug when I was about an hour away from 100% completion and my last backup was around 40%. I ended up not replaying it for another four years.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






haveblue posted:

Yeah don’t go crazy but you might want to buy groceries with an eye towards having the option to not leave the house for a few days. Canned, frozen, dried/nonperishable, etc.

Do people not normally do this? My family's always shopped for food in at least bi-weekly quantities for as long as I can remember. Maybe it's a Great Depression generational thing, like casseroles and patching ripped clothes.

Propaganda Hour posted:

Dark Souls III mod is out now that lets you play as bosses and enemies. I haven't tried it, but Lance is legit and specializes in uncovering scrapped and cut content.

https://twitter.com/manfightdragon/status/1233679629124165633?s=19

I always wanted a game where you played as the boss and conquered the kingdom. And not just like "hero's journey but flip the script", you have typical boss mechanics like incredibly powerful attacks with baked-in windup animations, highly resistant to damage but a glowing weak spot, a more powerful second form transformation, expendable minions as distractions/attrition, etc.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Relax Or DIE posted:

i posted that dumbass bg2 tier list i made on reddit and now i'm getting blasted by people trying to 'debate' it, i guess the art of shitpost hasn't made its way to that site yet

On the contrary, you are challenging the masters in their own domain

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






haveblue posted:

February is over, please don't chat

Eternal February sumbinches

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






when the console wars ended sonic was found dead in his bunker in green hill zone

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