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Which Nintendo character would you like to see in the next Soul Calibur game?
This poll is closed.
Bowsette 99 8.48%
Other 53 4.54%
jenna got milked 1015 86.98%
Total: 1167 votes
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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I'm sorry you have to play Pathfinder

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Songbearer posted:

I don't want an English dub of Yakuza ever but I do have to wonder how the characters would sound that way, especially Majima. Would he be like, Gilbert Gottfried

the first Yakuza was dubbed

Mark Hamill was Majima

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Catfishenfuego posted:

Whenever you take girls to hotels you just tell them that there is nothing more important, than being true to yourself.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Sakurazuka posted:

I started playing AssCreed Origins, Egypt is very pretty

pro tip #1: you can pet cats

pro tip #1b: you can not pet hippos

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I hope Geralt said something good

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

LionArcher posted:

30 and 40 is young as gently caress. We’ve got till 80-90 if not 100 easily. Eat healthy, do stretches so you don’t have a lot of back pain, and enjoy not having the angst of the lovely 20’s anymore.

on the day a Twitter beef escalates to a nuclear exchange, gonna take a sec to remember this and lol in my final moments

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

did you talk to him about the boots

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Songbearer posted:

Oh no that was Horney Spray and everyone itt missed their reflex save

I already cast Protection from Horny

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Did anyone ever say "Nier Whatta-Tomata"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Looper posted:

honestly dream job

you have to watch every video game though

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

The Wonderful 404

I can't find anything on this one

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

if you screen-peek in Smash Bros then you have no honor

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Rusted Hulks are easy mode

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Relax Or DIE posted:

in that comparison your friend's house is the lobby and real life is the mmo

what's your mom in this metaphor

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Why don't more games let you play as both players so you can shoot two guns at once

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

It also brought up the usefulness of keeping a finger near the end of the gun so that instead of shooting off screen to reload you could just shoot your fingertip to reload.

EDIT: do NOT attempt this with real guns, it is far less effective

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

haveblue posted:

The live dioramas can contain information that the journal doesn't. Sometimes you need context to make a deduction- who is associating with who, who's standing where and what are they doing, what objects or articles of clothing do they possess. The scenes can also inform other scenes through stuff happening in the background that isn't directly related to the death the scene is centered on, make sure you're exploring the whole navigable area.

I do wish it was more convenient to get to the memories buried several layers deep, there should probably have been a journal feature that let you jump straight into them.

After you've seen those memories for the first time, a ghostly body should appear where they died.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Don't their bodies get laid out on the deck?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

lol I said "get laid" :quagmire:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

do Supergiant games count as Diabloliklies

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

do EDFs count as Diablobladeeobladahs

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Saint Freak posted:

Enough skill trees, it's time for skill bushes.

only if you can respec by shaving

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Obra Dinn's big twist actually happens like right at the start of the game, where you've uncovered the bodies of the captain and first mate and last couple of sailors who all died fighting it out in a mundane sort of way, and then you find the captain's wife and OHHHH SHIIIIIIT :krakken:

Looper posted:

all the last few pages have taught me is that i have no idea how to pronounce ahegao

I can't imagine the context in which anyone would need to actually say it

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Feb 6, 2020

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

"ahegao" is too internet to say irl, it would be like saying "lol" instead of laughing

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

RBA Starblade posted:

Next time you see them tell them I hate them

please tell them from me also

Weedle posted:

"mom no it's not ahegao it's just a regular picture of boosette! mom! come on!!! don't turn off the wifi!!!!"

"this says more about you than it does about me mom"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Looper posted:

i think boosette is booster from super mario rpg

that's Bustier

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

A lot of Nier:Automata's endings are just slightly different game-overs (there are a few you get just through dying in the initial shmup sequence) but yes, a 100% run would mean playing through as all three of the main characters. Each playthrough will be very different, though.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

precision posted:

Why don't you give this much poo poo to the poster that's actually, constantly, unironically horny

which one

are they cute

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Relax Or DIE posted:

also to take the heat off precision I'm gonna post some real weird poo poo when I get home

only if you don't also shrink and transform into a corncob

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Looper posted:

please, i'm okay with more bowsette if it gets us away from these fake kirbys

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I'll swordfight any man who accuses me of The Hornyness

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Relax Or DIE posted:

sighing as I draw my blade, I link hwurmp's search history. The first line is BIG BOOBIES

I am a birdwatcher you knave

homeless snail posted:

how ironic, you've already lost the fight as soon as you've drawn your sword

somebody's looking for a vigorous skewering

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

not familiar with that particular Yu-Gi-Oh card

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

RBA Starblade posted:

BOW
SETTE
IS
DEAD

FEB
THREAD
MUST
FALL

WELCOME HORNADOR

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


might want to rephrase that

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

BisbyWorl posted:

You know what I sorta want to see?

Batman Beyond Arkham.

:yeah:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Joker is rejected and feared by society, much like mineself

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

homeless snail posted:

you have to buy a bottle of cow sperm from the next farm over

no im not joking

p much how it works irl

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

precision posted:

I've noticed a lot of great games never get threads, or nobody ever posts in them, I guess because there's not much to say, but it's still sad. I'm thinking specifically of stuff like Obra Dinn

Yeah it's a shame

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

A couple of notes:

1. A few misspellings, whatever
2. Maybe one of the guns from smash bros would be more fitting, and also less horrifying

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