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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The forty‐fifth president of the United States, Donald John Trump, has tested positive for SARS‐2.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Platystemon posted:

The forty‐fifth president of the United States, Donald John Trump, has tested positive for SARS‐2.

Sars2 is the syndrome(ie symptoms) covid 19 is the disease

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
The President's most liked tweet of all time quickly became his announcement of being sick with a deadly viral infection

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The United States is presently in in the longest period of its history uninterrupted by the death of a sitting president.

The current record is 20 769 days. The prior record, from the inauguration of George Washington to the death of William Henry Harrison to pneumonia, was 18 966 days.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Trump campaign attacks Joe Biden for lack of ‘firsthand experience’ being infected with COVID-19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The grandson of President John Tyler (Whig-VA) died on September 26.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

quote:

Man's finger partially bitten off by axe-wielding cyclist in Sydney's south west

:australia:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/wsj/status/1320357043442749441

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Okay, when people said Trump was an 80s movie villain, I wasn't really expecting 80s movie villains' inexplicable secret plots.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Today, on live television, Jared Kushner said the following sentence: “And what you’re seeing throughout the country now is a groundswell of support in the Black community, because they’re realizing that all the different bad things that the media and the Democrats have said about President Trump are not true and so they’re seeing that he’s actually delivered, he’s put up results, and a lot of people want to get on board and start working with President Trump because they know that, you know, unlike most politicians who have been in Washington for decades who talk and say all the right things, President Trump may not always say the right things, but he does the right things.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
God drat the double speak

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Right after their world series win, the Dodgers announced that their 3rd baseman was pulled in the 8th inning because of a positive COVID 19 test. MLB then let the infected player back on the field, who was next seen in the middle of the team photo with his mask off.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Marmaduke! posted:

When I looked at the BBC news site earlier they had the main headline of "Glimmer of Hope" about covid. When I just opened it, that headline has now been replaced with "covid spreading faster than worst-case scenario".

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Hunter Biden's laptop password was "Hunter02".

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Ogantai posted:

Hunter Biden's laptop password was "******".

Wow, I thought you were bullshitting me

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

The President has bused people to a campaign rally and then abandoned them there once he was finished. More than once.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Judge Samaniego confirms that El Paso County is having to set up a fourth mobile morgue at the medical examiner’s office due to a buildup in COVID-19 deaths.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/IranIntl_En/status/1323266776000593920

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Dr Pepper posted:

The President has bused people to a campaign rally and then abandoned them there once he was finished. More than once within 24 hours.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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He’s done it in Nebraska, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Georgia within the last week.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1323279998640361474

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Glenn Greenwald rage quit The Intercept because they questioned Ukrainegate

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

People Are Impossibly Horny for Fivey, the FiveThirtyEight Fox

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Trump supporters in Arizona are trying to break into an election center in order to destroy the ballots that will probably win Trump the state

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon posted:

Judge Samaniego confirms that El Paso County is having to set up a fourth mobile morgue at the medical examiner’s office due to a buildup in COVID-19 deaths.

Update:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1325809351773331456

animist
Aug 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/stanveuger/status/1327766527647608833

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Reno hospital opens COVID-19 surge unit in parking garage

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

https://mobile.twitter.com/KFILE/status/1327353219442479105

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1330975156014112768

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
.im gay

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1331039879988473857

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Dead corona mink push themselves up from the grave: One meter deep can not hold them down

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/regionale/midtvest/doede-corona-mink-presser-sig-op-fra-graven-en-meters-dybde-kan-ikke

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


(https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/trump-twitter-diaperdon-election-press-conference-b1762682.html)

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
The President of the United States has repeatedly tried to undermine faith in their own democratic process.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1333856259662077954?s=20

Homocow has issued a correction as of 20:47 on Dec 1, 2020

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

"the city canceled people’s covid testing because they needed union station to shoot the gender-swapped tiktok-cast She’s All That remake"

https://twitter.com/justincousson/status/1333584163161714690?s=20

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/colinkalmbacher/status/1333793009473708037
https://twitter.com/colinkalmbacher/status/1333794228858548226

(i'm cheating a bit on "uninflected" here but too lazy to rephrase this myself)

1982 Subaru Brat has issued a correction as of 00:50 on Dec 2, 2020

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Another one thats just :distonk:
"[DOJ] oppose corporate liability for owning slaves outside of [any territory directly incorporated as a full State member of the U.S.A.]"

https://twitter.com/colinkalmbacher/status/1333795879266840578?s=19

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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

https://twitter.com/hunktears/status/1334373157101162502?s=20

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