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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



I’ve read several Pete/Chasten fanfics over the last couple of weeks, and save for one particularly intense Pete/Chasten/Beto O’Rourke fetish fic I stumbled upon, they are overwhelmingly vanilla, with an emphasis on how much the two men love and adore one another.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



HerraS posted:

The United States government just casually dumped one and a half trillion dollars into falling stock markets but anyone who even dares to suggest universal healthcare is bombarded with questions on how to pay for it.

All that money and all it did was bump the market up for about 20 minutes. That money is long gone and the markets are still tanking. :cawg:

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Trump now says when he said "everything is under control" yesterday he was not talking about the coronavirus.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Right now 2 million Americans are infected with the coronavirus. The total U.S. death toll by April 15th will be more than 20,000. We estimate that 80 thousand of the 2 million infected Americans will be hospitalized over the next 2 weeks. That’s why we are short-term bullish on hospital stocks.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Oregon police are begging residents not to call 911 over a coronavirus-related toilet paper shortage.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Facebook Says Post Proposing COVID-19 Infection Parties Doesn’t Violate Its Policies.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Facing the growing coronavirus threat, Illinois prison officials released at least six moms jailed with their babies.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Strong enthusiasm for Joe Biden among his supporters is just 24%, the lowest on record for a Democratic presidential candidate.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Biden was asked by Chuck Todd if there's blood on Trump's hands. He responded: "I think that's a little too harsh."

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



U.S. Orders 100,000 Body Bags.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Someone actually released a "butthole cut" of Cats.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Workers at a Smithfield pork plant in MO have encountered another health complication: reluctance to cover their mouths while coughing or clean their faces after sneezing, because this can cause them to miss a piece of meat as it goes by, creating risk of disciplinary action.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Citing a primary outcome of death, researchers cut chloroquine study short over safety concerns.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Kim Jong Un may be holed up with his 2,000-woman 'Pleasure Squad'

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Several nurses are in trouble for filming a tiktok video showing them dancing with a covid -19 bodybag.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



It looks like the U.S. might have "murder hornets" now.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Ohio has set up a website for companies to report people who refuse to work during the pandemic, so that they don’t keep getting unemployment benefits.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



With 80 percent accuracy and with no racial bias, the software can predict if someone is a criminal based solely on a picture of their face. The software is intended to help law enforcement prevent crime.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



President Trump: more testing only reveals more infections and therefore increases the numbers.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Willie Tomg posted:

make this the beginning of the OP please



:stonk:

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



An active Instacart worker who is currently on a ventilator has been denied payment and healthcare under Instacart’s COVID-19 policy.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



A secret algorithm is deciding who will die in america.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



One worker who died had taken Tylenol before entering the plant to lower her temperature enough to pass the screening, afraid that missing work would mean forgoing a bonus.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



AT&T's CEO is retiring with a $274,000 monthly paycheck for life.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Political consultant suggests rallying Dems with giant, Fortnite-style holographic Biden.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Cruise bookings jump 600% after Carnival announces plans to resume sailings.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



An armed militia helped a Michigan barbershop open, a coronavirus defiance that puts Republican lawmakers in a bind.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



A factory in Colombia is making cardboard hospital beds that can be turned into a coffin if the patient dies.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Joe Paterno’s son is now a blogger for the Saudi Arabian government. Jay Paterno has found new work.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Trump said he has been taking hydroxychloroquine and a zinc supplement daily "for about a week and a half now." "I started taking it, because I think it's good," Trump said. "I've heard a lot of good stories."

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



He drove more than 600 miles for a haircut. He’s not alone.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Restaurants use mannequins and blow-up dolls to help with social distancing. Servers will be instructed to pour them wine, and to ask them about their evening.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Frank Scurlock said it was “absolutely” worth reopening businesses at the risk of hundreds of further deaths.

Scurlock, a former candidate for mayor in New Orleans and heir to an inflatable bounce house fortune, was arrested in 2017 for allegedly masturbating in the backseat of an Uber in California, for which he pled no contest in 2018, according to a report in the Times-Picayune.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Joseph Robinette Biden sharted during a live broadcast with governor Tom Wolf of Pennsylvania.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Minneapolis Public Schools board members have written a resolution terminating the school district's contract with the Minneapolis Police Department.

The University of Minnesota was the first public institution to cut ties with MPD after the killing of George Floyd.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Maj. General Jon Jensen of the MN National Guard says they were ordered to activate early yesterday and soldiers were notified. He says there was no “clear mission” and he was uncomfortable sending troops into unfamiliar terrain in darkness.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Blood brokers are charging up to $1,000 per ml for the blood of someone who has recovered from COVID-19.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Trump threatens White House protesters with "the most vicious dogs and most ominous weapons"

President promotes "Maga night" after mass protests call for justice in wake of police killings.

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Someone just hacked the Chicago police scanner and is playing Chocolate Rain.

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