New Hampshire Democratic Primary Debate 2020: The Granite State Smackdown

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Apocalypse: Feb 27, 2004; No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Hello All,

This is will be our thread for the Democratic New Hampshire Primary Debate 2020. It starts at 8 PM Eastern, pre-debate coverage starts at 7PM. Below are links to various places where it can be streamed. I'll update this post if more sources are made available.

ABC: https://abcnews.go.com/Live

YouTube (ABC): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JCTY6MxJ4I

Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Feb 8, 2020

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:17

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:15

osker: Dec 18, 2002; Wedge Regret

Apocalypse posted:

Hello All,

This is will be our thread for the Democratic New Hampshire Primary Debate 2020. It starts at 8 PM Eastern, pre-debate coverage starts at 7PM. Below are links to various places where it can be streamed. I'll update this post if more sources are made available.

ABC: https://abcnews.go.com/Live

YouTube (ABC): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JCTY6MxJ4I

Twitch (The Majority Report w/ commentary): https://www.twitch.tv/themajorityreport

Perez is gross.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:25

queeb: Jun 10, 2004; m

ugh he is

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:25

Apocalypse: Feb 27, 2004; No Men Here. Only Monsters.

osker posted:

Perez is gross.

Luckily for us there will be absolutely no accountability for him presiding over this epic gently caress-up.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:28

osker: Dec 18, 2002; Wedge Regret

gently caress me they rolled out chris christie for this

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:32

gandlethorpe: Aug 16, 2008

osker posted:

gently caress me they rolled out chris christie for this

Hey, they got Rahm on too. All spectrums represented.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:38

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

What the gently caress is Chris Christie doing here?

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:38

punishedkissinger: Sep 20, 2017; Can't post for 3 hours!

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1225941034267488256

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:39

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Pollyanna posted:

What the gently caress is Chris Christie doing here?

Gonna kamikaze Pete like he did Rubio. :getin:

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:39

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

Reposting my long effort post.

Cpt_Obvious posted:

February 7th 2020 New Hampshire Debate Guide

Or

The Rise and Fall of Mayor Cheat

When/Where: 8PM Eastern on ABC and HULU

It�s Friday. The Iowa disaster was on Monday. It�s all anyone will talk about. Did Mayor Pete conspire with the DNC to rig an election? I don�t know. Here�s what we do know of Iowa: Warren ate poo poo, Biden ate poo poo, and Amy Klobachur ate poo poo. All of them are going to pivot away from the topic. However, both Bernie Sanders and Pete have already claimed victory, so it�s unavoidable.

Biden, Amy, and Warren can�t talk about the elephant in the room, so what do they do?

Joe Biden: Biden�s goal these last few debates is to remain coherent. He has largely coasted along name recognition, so all he�s had to do is avoid verbal stumbles and fumbles. This tactic has obviously not been working very well. The �don�t fuckup� plan makes him fade in with the houseplants, and no one is showing up to vote for that.

What does work is Biden on the attack. He may not be able to think well on his feet, but Biden can fire a prepared attack like the seasoned politician he is. It might be a folksy story, it might be the false claim that Bernie can�t pay m4a (again), who knows. My guess is that his target will probably be Pete if he does it at all, unless he fucks it up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP9JpY6TsYg

Oh Joe, just walk into the sunset.

Elizabeth Warren: If you want some insider baseball, there�s a long, in depth story about Warren and Bernie. But here�s the TLDR: They used to be buds, but then Warren accused Bernie of misogyny and lying on national television and then pulled a massive 180 because she is full of poo poo. Her twitter got plastered in snake emoticons.

Warren just lost Biden�s coattails because it�s obvious Biden is out of this race. However, Warren seems so fresh and new to so many people. She can�t attack Bernie again, that would be disastrous. So she is absolutely going to take a swing at Pete. She�s done it before and it worked, specifically she brought up the �wine cave� attack during the debate. (watch his hands as Warren responds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQQswRLws4k

Here�s him getting shanked on Colbert for it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgOraC4f2w&t=31s

Mayor Pete: If you�ve seen him in the debates he, has a tendency to dance in circles:

He will never answer with actual solutions to any problems. He will describe the problem, declare that it requires a fix, and then never tell us how. It�s very similar to Trump. And like Trump, Pete is going to get jumped by every single person on that stage.

Bernie �the Brooklyn Bruiser� Sanders:

Bernie's in better shape than ever. So far, his strategy is to focus on policy and funding to the exclusion of all else. If someone else is an rear end in a top hat, let the other assholes drag him down with character attacks. Bernie does not get his hands dirty. This is what happens when you make character attacks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wS44qT-ekM

Julian Castro barely made it to next debate,and dropped out soon after. Making fun of an old man for forgetting things alienated older voters the same way Hillary�s Pokemon-go-to-the-polls alienated young voters.

Bernie is the master of the debate because he has the actual substance to back up his claims. In any debate, it is monumentally advantageous when your position is obviously correct and Bernie Sanders is always on the right side of policy. So that�s where he keeps the conversation: on the material conditions surrounding the debate. Healthcare, income inequality, wages, racism, when it comes to poo poo that actually matters to people, Bernie always comes out on top. That is where he will focus the discussion, on policy.

When Iowa comes up, he will certainly defend himself. He might get into a pissing fight with Pete over who won Iowa, but, again, Bernie Sanders easily won the most actual votes, so that�s where he�ll stand. Doing so will either force Pete to retreat from the topic or declare that it is the SDE�s or delegates that actually matter, and that stinks of electoral college nonsense.
Bernie has attacked Pete before, to wild success:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LYyVF5ayuE

Amy Klobachur:

Step 1: I�m from the Midwest!
Step 2: ???????
Step 3:

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:39

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

kidkissinger posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1225941034267488256

Shiv that rat gently caress Bernard.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:40

punishedkissinger: Sep 20, 2017; Can't post for 3 hours!

recommended war music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyZVaH6YB10

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:44

generic one: Oct 2, 2004; I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala; Nap Ghost

mcmagic posted:

Shiv that rat gently caress Bernard.

I was planning on renting Knives Out on demand before the Oscars, but if it�s on for free tonight, that works.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:46

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

I hope Biden kamikazes Pete

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:49

punishedkissinger: Sep 20, 2017; Can't post for 3 hours!

my bony fealty posted:

I hope Biden kamikazes Pete

warren and biden are going to while bernie does it in an actually smart and convincing way.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:50

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

kidkissinger posted:

warren and biden are going to while bernie does it in an actually smart and convincing way.

let's hope *everyone* dogpiles on Pete :yeah:

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:53

punishedkissinger: Sep 20, 2017; Can't post for 3 hours!

i don't want to be harsh but nate needs to start shaving that poo poo.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:54

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

That's a real bad camera angle for nate.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:54

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

my bony fealty posted:

I hope Biden kamikazes Pete

Maybe. I think Warren is gonna kamikaze Pete.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:55

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Has anyone told that guy you're supposed to unbutton a blazer when you sit down

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:56

SirKibbles: Feb 27, 2011; I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash.

kidkissinger posted:

i don't want to be harsh but nate needs to start shaving that poo poo.

It's not harsh ,dude you're balding just let it go man

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:57

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

Edit: Nvm.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:58

RazzleDazzleHour: Mar 31, 2016

lmao Chris Christie saying Pete has to actually communicate why he wants to be president besides the fact that he wants to be president

this commentary has actually been surprisingly intelligible

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:58

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It's SUCH a loving waste of time that Yang and Steyer are still there.

https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1225947220278681601
GITUM

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Feb 8, 2020

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:58

gandlethorpe: Aug 16, 2008

Wow, at least they acknowledged Iowa was neck and neck. Thank god CNN isn't hosting this one.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:03

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

After a week of TVIVing Iowa it seems kinda quaint that we're making a seperate thread for the debate.
Maybe we should have one for nevada too? (serious suggestion, even if my other comment was tounge in cheek)

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:03

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

lmao Chris Christie saying Pete has to actually communicate why he wants to be president besides the fact that he wants to be president

this commentary has actually been surprisingly intelligible

christie is a ghoul but he knows bullshit tool when he sees one. he loving suicide bombed one in 2016

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:03

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

OMG, it's at a college. I hope it's filled with students.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:03

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

gently caress that rat gently caress.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:04

twice burned ice: Dec 29, 2008; My stove defies the laws of physics!

Lmao Biden with that forced spry walk

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:04

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

It sounded like Pete got the loudest cheers. gently caress.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:04

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

gently caress all this poo poo

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:05

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Debate is already awkward. Keep that Iowa spirit alive.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:05

pepsi lover: Jan 30, 2020; by Reene

lmao at that awkward 10 second pause with everyone just looking around

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:05

oxsnard: Oct 8, 2003

Butt is so awkward

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:05

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!