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Bone Crimes posted:A few months after my son was born, he got a gift of a little stuffy lamb. He really loved it, even as a little baby, and we also read that it’s good to have a ‘main’ stuffy or toy or whatever for comfort. He got pretty attached, and we realized that we would need a separate identical toy for emergencies or to be able to clean the toy or whatever. We had to troll Ebay globally to find an identical stuffy which was an expensive pain, but we found some replacements. Whenever we swapped it out with the replacement, it was a full Mission Impossible scheme so he wouldn’t realize that we had swapped it, and that there were two stuffies. We thought we were so slick, cause he never found out. lol
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ikanreed posted:Getting my mom a color revolution
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May 7, 2023 18:03
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loquacius posted:Thanks, everybody! Kid was just born and is doing great, already had his first good meal too congrats mate
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May 9, 2023 10:18
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Nocturtle posted:Siblings getting on well together is fantastic. A semi-recent development is my kids will team up to berate me if I happen to upset either of them. For example asking one of them to please get ready for bed for the fifth time will get their sibling shouting "HOW DARE YOU" at me. It is good to see solidarity. lol nice
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May 10, 2023 15:20
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Nocturtle posted:The younger kid put their own name on the sign. In their older sibling's room the younger sibling apparently also placed a sign reading: lol
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May 25, 2023 18:21
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bitmap posted:brother in law, the only one of my in laws I dont get along great with, is a cop who constantly buys my daughter paw patrol bullshit just to gently caress with me. I'm gonna get his daughter something like this for her birthday this year. good choice
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May 30, 2023 09:15
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:kid now is racist against canada good kid
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Jun 9, 2023 14:18
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Chad Sexington posted:happy father's day goons
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Jun 18, 2023 14:15
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Microplastics posted:My 21 month old said "no" for the first time 
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Jul 16, 2023 18:15
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Rock Puncher posted:my 9 year old has discovered you can change the icons on desktop and has changed steam to be a picture of a windows folder with the title "boring school stuff" lol nice
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Jul 17, 2023 03:29
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lobster shirt posted:a related game he likes to play is to make me and my wife pretend to be sleeping so he can wake us up with loud mowing or leaf blowing. glad hes having fun. lol
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Aug 1, 2023 15:39
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:I was wearing a shirt yesterday with a smoking skull and my seven year old said "I guess it's okay for skeletons to smoke because they don't have brains" which was a good opportunity for me to remind them it's worse for your lungs than brain (to which they replied that it's still fine because skeletons don't have lungs either) lol
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Aug 1, 2023 20:14
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:mom came to visit and she told me I'm a good dad. nice one
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Aug 13, 2023 11:36
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Votskomit posted:I don't see how they are mutually exclusive. that's right
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Aug 19, 2023 13:44
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:probably genetic given your posts
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Aug 23, 2023 17:05
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Elissimpark posted:Five year olds are animals. Got cornered in the bathroom/bagroom at daycare pickup by a group of them (including my own kid) and informed repeatedly that my name was actually "toilet".
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Aug 25, 2023 14:28
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Elissimpark posted:
king poo poo
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Aug 29, 2023 12:46
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Sep 14, 2023 16:27
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bitmap posted:Recently snacks meant for her 1yo brother carelessly left within her reach have been going missing. Imagine my strange mixture of pride and concern when she smiles and tells me it must have been sneaky steve. lol
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Sep 22, 2023 21:24
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I just asked my six year old if Batman is short for "bathroom man" and he got surprisingly angry at this line of questioning. hosed around & Found out
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Sep 25, 2023 03:25
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Microplastics posted:[Parenting] We're probably never going to get the yellow stain off of the sheets now.
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Oct 3, 2023 19:17
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:that sounds like a good way to try to intentionally raise a Wes Anderson character as a child. lol
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Nov 17, 2023 21:08
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Taima posted:sounds like pica: you dumb loving bitch
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Nov 23, 2023 06:00
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HootTheOwl posted:Pica chew
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Nov 23, 2023 16:35
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KirbyKhan posted:"Magick is real and your father is a warlock." 
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Dec 11, 2023 18:18
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Another Bill posted:My kid interrupted a story I was telling about my own life to correct me on a totally mundane detail about the weather, when they had no idea what the weather would have been that day because it was 25 years before they were born. lol
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Jan 4, 2024 13:42
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lobster shirt posted:he does have a toy phone that he likes to call the zoo and ask them to take me away to live with the monkeys. lol
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Jan 20, 2024 16:10
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badass kid
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Feb 16, 2024 18:09
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Microplastics posted:Glad you're feeling better
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Mar 23, 2024 00:15
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Kindergartener had her first lockdown drill today. They issue them little puppets to cuddle as they cower in the corner. jfc
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lol your kid is carbrained
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