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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Find Your Local COVID-19 Mutual Aid Group - or set one up
Also check:
https://freedomnews.org.uk/covid-19-uk-mutual-aid-groups-a-list/
https://secretldn.com/uk-community-aid-groups-by-area/
https://queercare.network/our-work/resources/covid-19/

Boris Johnson is pregnant and engaged or something, providing a nice distraction from Brexit lack of progress and this coronavirus thing, which they’re planning to tackle with an army of retired doctors and a :airquote:War Room:airquote:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg

Also continuing this month is the Labour Leadership Election, from 21/2/2020 to 4/4/2020 :420:.

Currently running for leader are:
Rebecca Long-Bailey

Generally held as leftmost by nominations, and viewed by some as the 'continuity Corbyn candidate'. Momentum supported. Has some Roman Catholic personal views.

Lisa Nandy

Towns candidate for towns and other places that are larger than villages and smaller than cities. From the Labour 'soft left' but some of her associates are a bit Blue Labour.

Keir Starmer

Was the longtime favourite to win. Probable melt/Milibandist.

Deputy leadership candidates:
Richard Burgon
Dawn Butler
Angela Rayner
Rosena Allin-Khan
Ian Murray

“Sylvain Marechal - Manifesto of the Equals” posted:

“The people marched over the bodies of kings and priests who were in league against it: it will do the same to the new tyrants, the new political Tartuffes seated in the place of the old.”

In Other News :sax:
• Austria, Germany, and Slovenia confirm they will not extradite their nationals if they are accused of crimes in the UK.
• Coal power could be phased out by 2024 in the UK.
• Coronavirus is confirmed in the UK, and some storms cause mass flooding.
• A British Airways Boeing 747 aircraft makes the fastest ever subsonic New York JFK to London Heathrow crossing, reaching ground (but not air) speeds of mach 1.07 by riding storm Ciara.
• Expansions to Bristol and London Heathrow airports are blocked by courts on climate change and air pollution grounds.
• Sajid Javid and Philip Rutnam resign, replaced with Rishi Sunak and endless howling copies of Priti Patel respectively.
• 304 days until Super Brexit.
• Planet's dyin' Cloud.

By March, the worst of the winter would be over. The snow would thaw, the rivers begin to run and the world would wake into itself again. Not that year.


Boris Johnson visits flood stricken areas.

The British Grenadiers
UKMT February 2020 - horny for shepherdess feet
UKMT January 2020 - Jess Flops
UKMT General Elexmas 2019 - casually eating surstromming
UKMT November 2019 - Andrew Can't Denounce Epstein Properly
UKMT October 2019 - Johnson Forced to Extend [Everything About It]
UKMT September 2019 - A Pro-Roguelike Set In A Dystopian Failed State/A Fish-Abandoning Government
UKMT August 2019 - we (UK) should simply invade Ireland peacefully
UKMT July 2019 - A more cheerful Brexit/BBC for slutty communists
All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

Entrance of the Gladiators
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
C-SPAM: BREXIT
BYOB: UKMT

The Liberty Bell
Podcasting is Praxis - The official podcast of the UKMT with UKMT goons talking into microphones about things.
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The second-most UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.
General Intellect Unit - Podcast of the Cybernetic Marxists. Examining the intersection of Technology, (Left) Politics, and Philosophy; decently in-depth and theory-driven as podcasts go.
Alpha 2 Omega - Tom O'Brien talks political strategy.
Requires Improvement - Podcast of lefty teachers exploring all things education, from a socialist perspective.
Swampside Chats - "The highest communist podcast"

The Washington Post
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Demanding The Impossible - David Morland
Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism - Peter Marshall
Chav Solidarity - D. Hunter
No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age - Jane McAlevey
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Café – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

The Enthusiasts (thanks feedmegin)

quote:

I came up with the idea of a register of goons and their CLPs in case any new joiners wanted someone to go to to get the local lie of the land.

Barking :shittydog: - feedmegin
Bexleyheath and Crayford - Rolled Cabbage
Bristol East - Luxury Tent Carpet
Bristol West - mfcrocker, Barry Foster, Pistol_Pete, Rarity
Broxtowe - MikeCrotch
Bury St Edmunds - Cluncho McChunk
Canterbury - Spangly A
Chelmsford - Trickjaw
Cotswolds (yes, we do have one) - Yvonmukluk
Cumbernauld - mehall ('s partner)
Dulwich and West Norwood - maugrim
Ealing Central and Acton - Comrade Fakename
Edinburgh Central (s?) - Autonomous Monster
Edinburgh Central, Ipswich - Lord of the Llamas
Enfield Southgate - spiderbot
Glasgow Southside/Central - Niric
Havant - Last Emperor
Hertford and Stortford - Brovine
Hyndburn - Kegluneq
Leeds East - mrpwase
Leeds North East - Irving Washington
Manchester Central - Jakabite
Northampton - superLINUS
North-East Somerset (the long-shot campaign to unseat Jacob Rees-Mogg) - Darth Walrus
Paisley & Renfrewshire South - Sanitary Naptime
Rochford and Southend East - DesperateDan
Salisbury (and Salisbury Momentum, which is now a thing that actually exists) - Wolfsbane
Sheffield South East - Cast_no_shadow, Mebh
South East Cambridgeshire - Stoic Fnord
Southampton (Test) - waffle, Nova88
St Austell & Newquay - Oh dear me
Stockport - Taear, Tesla was right
Stroud - sebzilla
Swansea West - Borrovan
Tatton - Bundy
Watford - SpaceCommie
Wimbledon - chestnut santabag

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

Join us on synIRC for Question Time Awfulness and Stuff
#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

Or on Discord for other UKMT Chat and Podcast Conspiring
https://discord.gg/QErneZT

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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".

Maugrim posted:

:siren: The UKMT Solidarity Fund is now live! :siren:

:siren: How to Donate Funds: :siren: Paypal - https://paypal.me/ukmtsolidarity OR Bank Transfer - PM IrvingWashington (aka Bill Drummond on Discord) for account details
:siren: How to Apply for Funds: :siren: Fill in the Google Form OR PM a committee member on forum or Discord: AceClown, Fargle (discord only), Maugrim, Oscar Diggs or Rarity.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Mar 26, 2020

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
it's not March yet :argh:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
My computer says it is. I think it's because of leap years.

Tesla was right
Apr 3, 2009

Whats with all the robot sex avatars?
Add me to the list of leftist infiltrators in Stockport. I've been living there for a while but I have a strong inclination now to attend meetings out of spite.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Stockport Central, or are there others?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Love to see the Johnson news. It’s such a great example of how the general public don’t actually give a poo poo about what they claim to. Imagine if this was Corbyn. Just loving imagine.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
I feel like I didn't really take advantage of the opportunity to be horny for shepardess' feet when I had the chance

Tesla was right
Apr 3, 2009

Whats with all the robot sex avatars?

Guavanaut posted:

Stockport Central, or are there others?

The constituency's just Stockport. I'm not in the Stockport Central Ward, though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Updated.

CoolCab posted:

I feel like I didn't really take advantage of the opportunity to be horny for shepardess' feet when I had the chance
A wise person will make more opportunities than they find.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


You can add me to Sheffield South East but I probably won't go to a meeting without another like minded individual as it seems to be melt central and I'm not going to do that to my soul.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


I've seen precious little in these threads about the ongoing UCU strikes, plus the CWU are balloting members again soon.

If you have some time, and are near a picket, see if you can help out.
(You can't carry official picket branding etc, but might be able to bulk up numbers, or go get stuff for folks)

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Today I have been a dad for five years. :toot:

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
HAPPY ST. DAVID'S DAY

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



sebzilla posted:

Today I have been a dad for five years. :toot:

🥳

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
My last week of work running exams starts Monday, looking forward to contracting coronavirus from the candidates :toot:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I regret to inform you I have died of coronavirus. Please leave the piss for my grave at the yard's entrance and the caretaker will splash it as necessary.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
thought for the month: what if that pub piss dungeon, but directly under thatcher's grave?

all you can see is an eyeball looking up through the flower holder

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Tesseraction posted:

I regret to inform you I have died of coronavirus. Please leave the piss for my grave at the yard's entrance and the caretaker will splash it as necessary.

John Lennon Airport got quarantined.

Imagine all the people

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I think I may be winning/losing in the virus last one alive in this thread at the moment.

At work today, one of the cafeteria workers that I chat poo poo with, said one of his classmates (hes studying in uni) was on the plane with the 1st Northern Ireland confirmed case.

His classmate was in uni the next day, but was told to quarantine for a month the next day.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

happyhippy posted:

I think I may be winning/losing in the virus last one alive in this thread at the moment.

At work today, one of the cafeteria workers that I chat poo poo with, said one of his classmates (hes studying in uni) was on the plane with the 1st Northern Ireland confirmed case.

His classmate was in uni the next day, but was told to quarantine for a month the next day.

Starting the happyhippy funeral gofundme, from beyond my grave.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Boris Johnson bravely proving that coronavirus isn’t a threat to the uk by forcing his mistresses unborn child to eat a big ball of coronavirus right infront of a giant press team.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Boris will restore Britain's status on the world stage by having the DWP develop their own virus that can kill people!

Simsandwich
Feb 15, 2007
Glasgow, North East, in a CLP that is rigged by the Orange Order and chaired by a former BNP activist (i wish I was making this up).

In Glasgow most of the CLP execs are ran by Progress types, a lot of militarist/Trident lovers too. Know a lot of members of my CLP campaigned for Kate Watson rather than Paul Sweeney because he was Catholic. Our 2021 MSP candidate was selected due to the Order being able to mobilise support for him. The situation in Glasgow is pretty dire due to these kinds of allegiances, deals and mobilisations. The Order is pretty much able to march due the debt that a lot of councillors owe them, as a lot of the local wards only return Labour candidates due to their steadfast commitment to unionism.

Matt Kerr has launched a challenge for Scottish Labour's Deputy Leader. He recently walked out of Glasgow City Chambers rather than support a city budget based on austerity principles. He is a supporter of tenants rights organisation Living Rent as well as the No Evictions Campaign, who are working to prevent mass Evictions of asylum seekers from their housing provided by the Home Office and Serco through a number of private landlords. He is opposed by Jackie Baillie (alongside Union Jack suit wearing UK deputy leader candidate Ian Murray) who has came out in support of Labour Councillors in Aberdeen who entered into a coalition with the Tories and have since been suspended by the party.

Its a complete mess and Labour in Scotland is on the verge of extinction due to administrative positions being held by members in thrall to a military industrial complex that requires UK state investment in order to survive.

Don't think there is anywhere else in the UK like it, would love to hear if there is though!

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
I have died of remoanervirus

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



On we march.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Also I'll have you all know that those of us who would move to Japan for the hentai are in no way knobheads like that C or C question. :colbert:

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Japanese cats look different.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
Posting on the first page of the economic meltdown / corona epidemic / oh gently caress all the contractors are leaving thread.

Gonna be a wild month y'all.

The Graundiad posted:

NHS plans to deploy ‘Dad’s Army’ of retired doctors if Covid-19 spreads

E: But don't worry, we solved climate change!

RockyB fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Mar 1, 2020

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


RockyB posted:

Posting on the first page of the economic meltdown / corona epidemic / oh gently caress all the contractors are leaving thread.

Gonna be a wild month y'all.


E: But don't worry, we solved climate change!



:woop:

Side-note - Fourth community transition case identified in the US. The hoax is real.

[edit] The latest one was a guy who had just died and after being tested doctors were like: "whoops! Coronavirus."

Anyway, the US will make a great testbed to see exactly how infectious this beast is...

Munin fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Mar 1, 2020

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



RockyB posted:

Posting on the first page of the economic meltdown / corona epidemic / oh gently caress all the contractors are leaving thread.

Gonna be a wild month y'all.


E: But don't worry, we solved climate change!



Christ.

That really lends credence to Ice Phisherman's fears in the USpol threads about an impending medicine shortage, as an awful lot of those factories make things the whole world uses to synthesize into modern medicine.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

God what are all these Ides doing here? You had one job! Ffs.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Ms Adequate posted:

Christ.

That really lends credence to Ice Phisherman's fears in the USpol threads about an impending medicine shortage, as an awful lot of those factories make things the whole world uses to synthesize into modern medicine.

There's also a slight worry that because most of the world's container traffic originates in Asia, a lot of global shipping businesses are going to be unable to ship anything because there's going to be no containers left to use as they will all be impounded in ports there and not being utilised anywhere else

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Who else felt the urge to watch Contagion last week?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Strom Cuzewon posted:

God what are all these Ides doing here? You had one job! Ffs.

They aren't here yet. The ides of a month is the day before the middle day.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
So im a contractor and my sister lives with me who is a doctor am I hosed if she has to self quarantine since I also will lol

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


First case in the Cotswolds announced yesterday, see you all in hell suckas!!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1234060929479905282?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao

https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1234060644493774849?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1233865588566523909?s=19

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

RockyB posted:

E: But don't worry, we solved climate change!


Step aside Greta :getin:

Ms Adequate posted:

Christ.

That really lends credence to Ice Phisherman's fears in the USpol threads about an impending medicine shortage, as an awful lot of those factories make things the whole world uses to synthesize into modern medicine.
Capitalists in 1980: Communism is stupid as hell, everyone buys things from the one government owned factory that makes it and if anything goes wrong you're screwed, markets rule.

Capitalists in 2020: The one government owned factory that we were buying all our stuff from because it was 2¢ cheaper went wrong :(

Jedit posted:

They aren't here yet. The ides of a month is the day before the middle day.
They're called patas now.

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