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tacodaemon posted:i love a love story 500 Days of Coronavirus
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unironically by the end of Monday some Senator will say, what does it matter when Trump knew what before his press conference. the same people were already infected
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excited to read a bunch of quarterly reports beginning with "despite strong headwinds"
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the teens are alright https://twitter.com/ErnieLies/status/1234323218158190592
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lorn Wayne posted:trunp MUST know that everything he touches turns to poo poo https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168?s=19
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1234152364782698498 lol imagine the self satisfied righteousness she felt when she heard the camera click click click 
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lol early voting
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Asproigerosis posted:Source didn't even have to wait longer than tonights narcissism rally where he heavily implied that big beautiful vaccines and antiviral treatments are right around the corner any day now. source confirmed: Sen Collins
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not an endorsement posted:https://twitter.com/amyklobuchar/status/1234678141043396610 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1234619017832300546
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eric ciaramella posted:I'll give Matthews respect on the quick exit. hope he moves to Italy and we never hear from him again. i hear the trisulti charterhouse is available
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Mayor Dave posted:Devastating, he will destroy Biden in a walk he already did with that Biden sniffing girls gif. Biden just doesn't know he's dead yet
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zegermans posted:So we need to hire a new chemist and we sent the CEO (as much as a company of 100 has a CEO) 3 resumes, one of which was obviously and clearly more qualified than the other two. He through that in the trash and gave back the other two. Wanna guess why racism
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zegermans posted:yeah she was a black woman. you're in like ruralish Iowa/mn, right? that's got to be loving hard, being a WOC chemist out there
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Filthy Hans posted:Calibanibal come at me bro i'm so sorry, have you not heard?
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Mar 7, 2020 05:39
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FAUXTON posted:
ah. that explains so much about the initial coverage.
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Lord of Pie posted:lmao that dude's compensating harder than steve scalise oh lol that reminds me I saw a license plate today on a gently caress off big truck: SMPEN15 i'd have taken a picture, but I was too busy o7
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FAUXTON posted:Oh yeah you're from these parts, you said you went to the zoo, Dr. Fauxton and I were in that area today too: hell yeah, I used to hike around there as a kid. that and DeSoto. live about 100mi away now but visit often enough to still get annual passes 
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Bulgakov posted:this is three weeks old btw but i saw it and the food situation on the table sure is something table 22 is a loving mess
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Mar 8, 2020 06:30
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FAUXTON posted:Oh a similar thing happens at the zoo here lmaooooo today, we caught feeding time for the entire desert dome for the first time with the kids. so many dead baby mice just sprinkled about. so many.... the kids learned a lot, is what i'm saying, which is the goal of any zoo visit
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Nonsense posted:all of snl should get covid-19 Kenan's the only one at risk, tho
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Shear Modulus posted:congress is prepared to do anything, up to and including doing nothing and going home here's 8.5 billion funbucks, now leave us the gently caress alone!!!
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RandomBlue posted:It's supposed to be two weeks you stupid sacks of poo poo! FIVE. DAYS.
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:When did the circuit breaker on the S & P trip? instantly. it was beautiful Dow took 4 minutes from open because Dow is the low info number for idiots
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DryGoods posted:beach a couple destroyers near Mar-a-Lago to protect the President from those infected with the chronovirus theyll have to get all the yachts perma staffed with foreign intelligence out of the water first
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Joementum posted:this is the plot of the pilot episode of NCIS and the way they make it a naval investigation when it lands in Omaha is great lol I challenge anyone to find a more on brand post
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The Alpha Centauri posted:157k watching the WH channel only at 720p though, loving casuals
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this man knows a lot about things receding.
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Harton posted:How hard do you think kid rock fought with the corporate lawyers to get “big rear end” in that title? about this hard  even the url doesn't have big rear end in it kidrockshonkytonkandsteakhouse.com
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VectorSigma posted:so there are inevitably going to be other natural disasters within the duration of the current natural disaster and then there's the virus LOCUSTS!
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Mar 17, 2020 04:49
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VectorSigma posted:sign partly burns out, leaving only the words wow look at Doctor Stephen Pinker over here
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Mar 17, 2020 04:50
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lol the State of the Union was less than 2 months ago
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Mar 18, 2020 16:00
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gregday posted:yeah we're cracking 10k before the weekend and in 2 weeks, if we dont start really locking down for real, we're on track for 250k+ lol at anyone still thinking we're going back to work March 30
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okay then she is just a drat dumb idiot because she can make these trades. totally loving legal!
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Plinkey posted:my eyes have felt like they have sawdust in them, for the last 5 das oh yeah thats totally the flu 
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Admiral Ray posted:Every body cavity filled with cheese, organs supported by cheez, liver processing cheez into cheeze product altered carbon but with cheez. plug me back in the cheez body, i'll say. i'm ready to brutally kick rear end
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The Nastier Nate posted:The bar for good governance for most Americans is so low that trump not making GBS threads his pants at a press conference is all they need to carry him to a 400+ ev victory in November, especially if the alternative is dementia Joe. he can poo poo his pants on tv as long as no one can smell it welcome to my ted talk on the revolutionary new technology: smell-o-vision
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*emerges from the shadows* not a chance, cornpop!
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