snoo posted:

Bulgakov posted:

i step away for a second and this bullshit????




calling my friend donny to end this trend. no more months. only years! and always the same year!

Nichael posted:

here's the current mayor of wilmington

Good soup! posted:

Got super hosed up just to lay in bed and listen to some tunes

Can't believe people think Biden winning sc is a big deal

Bulgakov posted:

yah i'd party with her

im not specifically horned for her but she vibes so it'd probably be a fun crowd

Bulgakov posted:

plase dont interrupt the horned up gom jabbar ritual

Bulgakov posted:

lmao allison and her onboarded husband being vengeful cutthroat suburbians is such fun plot line

K9 posted:

the first emo president

tacodaemon posted:

Chris Coons is the same guy as Chris Matthews

thats why everybody named Chris is a jerk

Solarin posted:

folks; I got new flour & it doesn't have bugs in it

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/1234011723415289856?s=20

what

emfive posted:

Hey @BONGHITZ you asked about a painting in the Feb thread and I don't know if you got an answer but from your description you should look at "Judgement Of Paris" images and see if you can find it


somehow I don't feel weird bringing up an old BONGHITZ post

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234134094797295617?s=19

a.lo posted:

alright goons recommend me an air fryer -- money is NOT an issue

cumshitter posted:

i doubt roger is on cocaine in that video, its like a five hour long deposition

basically roger isnulted some guy whose florida stte legislature campaign he consulted for back in 03 and theyve been enemies ever since. roger was on infowars and said the guy had never won a case and the guy is extremely litigious (and a lawyer) so he filed a defamation lawsuit. apparently the bad blood stems from the failed campaign and also the lawyer accuses stone and his people of stealing the campaigns computers when it was over.

they both hate each other and spend the entire time dredging up old grievances. its a really good episode of knowledge fight

GrimGypsy posted:

presumably it's in like every country by now, and there are probably tens of thousands of cases not reported by people who aren't aware they even have it or are scared of the cost/being put into some kind of quarantine


presumably this would make people less hysterical, because somehow despite it being ~way worse than what is reported~, the world has not ended and most of the life disruptions are people panicking about other people panicking

then again maybe they just want us calm until they lock themselves away in their bunkers and let the Great Cull happen.

But in like 10-20 years when a Genuinely Scary disease happens, we're clearly completely unprepared and gonna collapse in a month.

Pancakes posted:

There is goddamn Twinkie cereal now. How the gently caress is that breakfast?

tacodaemon posted:

i think i should throw a huge party that nobody shows up to because nobody likes me

not an endorsement posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention

cumshitter posted:

your boss sounds like he can be sold on anytbing.and you should take advantage of that

this may be difficult because he knows you and he sounds like the specific kind of idiot who distrusts people he knows but thinks every stranger he meets is a genius with all the answers. figure out a way to make your boss not recognize you

GrimGypsy posted:

why don't any of these rich assholes ever wear a suit that fits right? They could all afford to have a closet full of the finest suits tailored for them and they all look like they bought it in separate pieces at an outlet without even trying anything on

Solarin posted:

jesus christ I am fat

angerbeet posted:

It would be a delightful irony if the president caught corona virus via a Filet O Fish because he was scared of someone trying to poison him with regular food.

Epic High Five posted:

Pretty sure that was Avenged Sevenfold

Gripweed posted:

Has the economy collapsed yet?

Gripweed posted:

lmao this is what people are freaking out about? That the stock market fell back to where it was June last year? Oh no, this is the lowest the stock market has been in 9 months! I swear, every week this thread has a new reason to believe the world is ending.

CODChimera posted:

rally and recover

Squizzle posted:

the 2008 crash took years off it i thought. it went from 14k+ at the highest to under 8k at the lowest

freckle posted:

he has become an even more free man now IMO

alnilam posted:

Remember mogging. What ever happened to that.

Bethamphetamine posted:

It's plainly obvious now that I see it. and I feel stupid for not realizing it for so long.

Whenever Trump goes off on a 'sleepy' twitter binge, especially late at night, it's because he's jacked on amphetamines and his staff have all gone to sleep.

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234483443712561157?s=19