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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Bulgakov posted:

every time i see chuck todd's face he is always dumber looking than I last remembered

i assume he gets paid high six to somewhere in the seven figgies

god drat america

not to frighten anyone but goatees are gonna make a comeback at some point and we should be prepared

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1235104979251273728

for those who missed it last night the fate of the orb has been revealed

so it's like the p-funk mothership which was dumped behind a gas station in maryland

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/11/AR2010041103996.html

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mrs. Dash posted:

I don't know what's going on but my chud dad who watches fox news all evening and used to listen to rush Limbaugh a decade ago seems to be developing this weird sort of admiration of AOC.

We don't typically talk politics a whole lot besides mutually complaining about political establishments not caring about the common American (I've given up trying to explain to him that he won't ever find that anywhere in the Republican party), but lately he keeps bringing up AOC in a positive context. That she's charismatic and savvy and that even if he thinks she's completely wrong he assumes that "if Pelosi hates her then she must have a good heart." Most recently he was saying that he doesn't think AOC is actually very far left and she only takes a "public extreme left position" to shift the dialogue and make it possible to achieve a compromise position that is secretly the thing she wanted the whole time.

I can't tell if my dad is just horny for pretty politics lady or if there's something more to it.

every fox news dad is horny for aoc, they showed that clip of her in college dancing on a rooftop for like 3 months nonstop

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

deathbysnusnu posted:

The only two manly feeling allowed for chuds is anger and horny.

yep and fox screwed up with aoc by getting their angry and horny signals crossed

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

not seeing what's so grim here

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Cultpool/status/1236301934023360514?s=19

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/makeupbyshaniah/status/1236474068804808705?s=19

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Bip Roberts posted:

joes loving 2nite

might need to limit it to a handbeezy, don't want him having another aneurysm

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

wuhan!! got you (elderly patients with underlying health issues) all in check

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
lol according to cnn complaining about or documenting police brutality is now russiagate

but worse, russian-speaking africans from ghana to make it extra scary

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

you should be frank w them

okay can i still be garth

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Spoondick posted:

i don't want to go to that steakhouse that serves donkey

what about one that serves honky

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Telsa Cola posted:

People like that get knocked off really quick because it turns out that publicly posting that you have an armory means people make you a target.

he's the guy sheriff's offices have in mind when they put out notices telling people not to plaster their cars with 3 percenter and molon labe stickers because it means free gun to thieves

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i think we can all appreciate the irony of having a sign on your car that says come and take it in reference to your firearms and then your gun gets stolen

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqnaHDdvh5I

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

RBC posted:

this is so dumb lol each party is trying to figure out how to buy the election

and stepping on their own dicks in the process

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

Watched the first 3 eps of tng, a great show to have on when working

I like when picard gets mad at wesley

riker without a beard is mildly disturbing

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

a real chump posted:

farmers: hehe yeah gently caress those Mexican idiots

also farmers: woah hey who's gonna pick all this fruit what happen?!?

we still have hundreds of thousands of mexican slave laborers holed up in plywood barracks hidden from public view

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

god says have a tv show
god says baby, do some blow
god says taxes are a sin
god says pour the money in

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
makin johnny cakes with john babies

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
grind their little bones into flour and print sephora coupons on their skin for the audience

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/NegarMortazavi/status/1240095415413997569?s=19

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
decimate the population with 0.5x a presses

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

not an endorsement posted:

can't wait for the cdc to turn heel and promise to completely wipe out everyone holding office with directed bioterrorism unless they step down and allow the cdc to operate a violent science state

finally my stem degree pays off

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

insider trading is legal for members of congress

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Spoondick posted:

it's called being smart

this is the same guy who told people to take all their money out of the bank because we were headed toward a depression during the 2008 financial crisis

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel posted:

that’s not me thankfully. my name is normal

normal is a weird name

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

it's not any less weird with the audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNgQJ0J0WUo

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3E2_vyEzDs

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/paul_lander/status/1241191748082139136?s=19

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Equeen posted:

i want to cough on that white bitch so bad lol

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

Snl was chock full of right wingers prior to 911 and it got worse. Even chris farley was a republican. Stands to reason that lorne michaels is some kind of reactionary.
Just looked it up and it appears he donates to the republicans.

jim downey who writes all the political sketches is a chud

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

rip lil homie gayass

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

oh hey it's us in 2 weeks

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

lorn Wayne posted:

ive already forgotten the name of that one alcoholic-faced spring break dingus, but lmao

one of:

bryce
trey
cody
scooter

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/business/status/1241812970549755905

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
for reference the unemployment rate at the peak of the great depression was 25%

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53UK_bul5Y

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