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snoo posted:get a bidet gently caress joe bidet, get a bernie
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I faught my bidet stream with my own spray of cumshit and the beams collided like 2 kamehameha. I focused my energy and eventually won, forcing the water back into the nozzle far enough to contaminate the entire county's water supply: lake Erie.
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MY WIFE ordered some chemicals for her garden and its called PH Down and i thought that sounded like an item from a Final Fantasy game, and her favorite is FF9, and so i made this to let her know it had arrived:
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Tmrmou
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Please, Fister Goblins was my father, Just call me Steve
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You say goodbye Trump says hello Helloo helloooooo Dont know you you say goodbye trump says helloooo
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DryGoods posted:Beatles Mania running wild on CSPAM Due to coronavirus, the beatles have been assassinated/given brain cancer and will not be performing on ed sullivan this evening.
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Siljmonster posted:Post Malone is gonna kill himself LmO tmtup
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That DICK! posted:I just came back from the future.... your 2020 president winner? President Donald J. trump! Quick, step on whichever ant or beetle thst needs to die to butterfly effect us into a different path
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a.lo posted:IN 2002 I GOT MY VERY FIRST CAR AND IN IT I PLAYED MY FAVORITE CD BLINK 182 ADAMS SONG AND I WAS DRIVING IT ALL THE TIME LISTENING TO THE CD I WOULD TURN IT UP ROLL DOWN THE WONDOWS AND HAVE THE OTHER DRIVER NOTICE ME same, but 2004, and Toxic by Brit
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Schmoe Cwead posted:*in extremely john meloncamp voice* suckin on corona dogs at the buffet at cpac Fuckin lmao
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#internationalwomensday2020 #inspiringheros #superwomen
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Sanders drops out, endorses tulsi fabbard
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Rubellavator posted:Who gives a gently caress about unity. I want to dance on the graves of my enemies.
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What a capstone to an unforgettable night of twitter
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If the dipshit who resets my outlook password can do it while he works from home, then i dont see why i should have to come in to the office either
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smarxist posted:Trump literally cut funding to the CDC and destroyed the global pandemic response team as "cost cutting measures", and the result of it will be tens of thousands of needless deaths in America. The fault lies squarely with his administration and by virtue of him leading it, him. There is an incontrovertible line from his actions to the consequences of them, and he and everyone in the admin need to be brought to justice, or else that concept no longer holds meaning. Lmao imagine justice Just lmao
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The wuhan-snoo
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Joementum posted:i just realized how funny it would be if Trump somehow doesn't have the virus, but Hillary gets it Quarantine her up
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The Alpha Centauri posted:can I get semi serious a status update? weird day today In all seriousness, Tmmtpu
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I was sad today until i read that Claire McCaskill called joe biden a pragmatic progressive and crack ping Now im laffing and postin trpmuuy
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Big party when virus is dead. Trmup is bringing pizza
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Tmrpu: pretty soon, hopefully, itll be over
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Zamujasa posted:i've become comfortably number
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A stock market like no one has ever seen I agree
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Ragequit posted:BORN TO LIE
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Origami Dali posted:kevin smith's big p0wn rear end clit n' brown tainthouse Hahahahahaha
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At my work's christmas party i asked a guy who works for boeing, "whats it looking like over there?" and he said, "fine". Lol, that's not fine
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Plinkey posted:you forgot copy/paste incredibly insecure code from stack overflow code security is subjective what if i want semicolons in my databases?
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lorn Wayne posted:this earth character seems very rude An unwarranted attitude imo. Earth should be grateful we chose to live on in
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Epic High Five posted:my gangtag power level is unassailable !!!! tha's one more than me!
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A food https://twitter.com/ConnorLounsbury/status/1240864774495363072?s=19
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://twitter.com/pixaronward/status/1240987128772755458?s=12 We wondered how marvel could continue without iron man, and now they dont have to. Feige's legacy saved by coronachan
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Just saw my first Q reference offline. Walked past a dry erase board in a hospital lab and saw #wwg1wga on it in marker that was so old I couldn't erase it with my finger, through i scratched at it for a couple secs. Then i took out a sharpie and wrote "cult" above it with an arrow pointing to the insane hashtag. Hopefully it causes some chaos. #jokerstrick
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loving buying chickens for the backyard because my wife can't be calmed down any other way thanks tmerpyu
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cumshitter posted:i used to joke about this but it could happen. we could hit negative interest rates How is keeping 50m and in 30 years having 50m that has lost buying power worse than buying 50m of bonds and in 30 years having 49.95m that will have less buying power than 50m does on account of being 0.05m fewer money dollars? Shouldn't i want 0.05m more money dollars?
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