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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

orange juche posted:

https://twitter.com/bradkjenkins/status/1234162165612937218?s=20

Someone who knows more than me tell me what happens with this now

It halts the first two of the 'Asylum Directives' described here:

quote:

On July 2, 2019, three weeks after assuming his new office, Cuccinelli issued a memorandum announcing a revised policy for scheduling credible-fear interviews in expedited removal proceedings. AR 113. Under the revised policy, USCIS (1) reduced the time allotted for asylum seekers to consult with others prior to their credible-fear interviews from 72 or 48 hours to “one full calendar day from the date of arrival at a detention facility,” AR 113 (“reduced-time-to-consult directive”), and (2) prohibited asylum officers from granting asylum seekers extensions of time to prepare for their credible-fear interviews, “except in the most extraordinary of circumstances,” id.; see also AR 114 (“prohibition-on-extensions directive”). Although not reflected in the memorandum, Plaintiffs assert that Cuccinelli also cancelled [3] “[t]he in-person [legal] orientation process that was” previously “in place” at the Dilley Detention Center in Dilley, Texas. Dkt. 12-2 at 3–4 (Fluharty Decl. ¶¶ 6–7) (“in-person-orientation directive”). Before its cancellation, according to Plaintiffs, that policy “allowed asylum seekers to ask questions about their legal rights, provided the only means of transmitting information to asylum seekers who cannot read, and facilitated understanding for asylum seekers with special needs, including disabilities or competency issues.” Dkt. 12 at 18; see also Dkt. 12-2 at 3–4 (Fluharty Decl. ¶¶ 6–7). Taken together, Plaintiffs refer to these revised policies as the “Asylum Directives.”
https://t.co/TafFMgAgGM?amp=1
The removal of the in-person orientation is the directive that remains after this ruling.

The effect of the directives are noted here: article.
(Cutting the pass rate on one step of the asylum process from 97% to 10%)
Unfortunately, the removal of the in-person orientation may be the directive most responsible for the huge increase in denials.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Mar 1, 2020

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Vasudus posted:

If I had to guess, he promised her voter outreach thing a shitload of money. Which amusingly if it were true, is one of the few things he's done with his money that actually help the party.
Yes and no.
Check out this Twitter thread (1/17) that Acebuckeye13 posted last thread:
https://mobile.twitter.com/blakezeff/status/1227976156936171520

joat mon fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Mar 1, 2020

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Looks like the US is taking its lead from Iran WRT Covid-19.

1) Problem? What problem?
2) It's a hoax to make us weak
3) Give religious fundamentalists authority to determine the response to epidemiological threats

The New Yorker posted:

...
1) Iran’s deputy health minister, Iraj Harirchi, was pale and drenched in sweat during a press conference on Monday as he told reporters that the Islamic Republic had “almost stabilized” the country’s outbreak of coronavirus. He mopped his brow so often that an aide scurried to the lectern with a box of tissues. Harirchi dismissed as hype an Iranian lawmaker’s claim that fifty people had already died from COVID-19. “I will resign if the numbers are even half or a quarter of this,” he said, adding that Iran had only sixty-one confirmed cases, with twelve deaths. Iran opposed quarantines, he said, because they belonged to an era before the First World War—“to the plague, cholera, stuff like that.” The next day, Harirchi confirmed in a video—from quarantine—that he had contracted coronavirus.
...
2) After the election, the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, accused Iran’s enemies of exaggerating the threat of coronavirus to scare voters away from the polls. “This negative propaganda about the virus began a couple of months ago and grew larger ahead of the election,” he said. “Their media did not miss the tiniest opportunity for dissuading Iranian voters and resorting to the excuse of disease and the virus.”
...
3) Instead of closing down public sites, a measure that public-health experts have taken in other countries, the head of the shrine in Qom called on pilgrims to keep coming. “We consider this holy shrine to be a place of healing. That means people should come here to heal from spiritual and physical diseases,” Mohammad Saeedi, who is also the representative of Iran’s Supreme Leader in Qom, said in a video. Cases traced back to Iran have been reported in Azerbaijan, Afghanistan, Bahrain, Canada, Georgia, Iraq, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Pakistan, and the United Arab Emirates. Many of these cases have been linked specifically to visits to Qom.
...
(Qom is where the Iranian outbreak started)

joat mon fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Mar 2, 2020

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

On the other hand, when Obama was high-centered on marriage equality, Biden gave him a push in the correct direction.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

CommieGIR posted:

Executed by a POS Right Wing Governor who prides herself on being "Pro-Life"

Hypocritical liars and assholes, the lot of them.

She is probably one of those

Hot Karl Marx posted:

people [who] can have consistent political views throughout their lives though

look at Bernie Sanders

So good (?!)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
The inference that there are a lot of people who spam report so much that can't remember them is depressing.
The inference that some feel some shame and guilt for it is heartening.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

EBB posted:

Must not have been so great at chess after all.

You pitiful fool! His life is not for any Earthling to give or take!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1236519422917062656
(White House Director of Social Media and Assistant to the President.)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Patware posted:

when did candidates decide attacking the supporters of their same-party opponents was a good idea

even i'm starting to get invasive 'maybe i just won't vote' thoughts

Trump thanks you.





Again.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Patware posted:

eat my rear end, i didn't say i'm sitting at home, just that the impulse is more understandable than ever

Totally. Just please help to make sure those not-you people who are get[ting] invasive 'maybe i just won't vote' thoughts don't forget to put on their big boy/big girl pants come Nov. 3.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

wtf is richard marx?

Somebody never hung around the cutouts bin in the 80s...

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

facialimpediment posted:

The President is going to go on live TV at 9PM and say it's all the fake news wrecking his perfect, beautiful economy.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1237879828256194562?s=19

And as the states step in to unfuck the feds' lack of response and singlehandedly mitigate Donny's disaster, he'll claim double victory.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

PookBear posted:

CORVIDS CURE BOOMERS

I know you're jayded and wanting to crow about killing olds, but when you're the one choughing your lungs out and raven from fever delirium, you'll know who got rooked by SARS-CoV-2.

Fister Roboto posted:

--Alfred Hitchcock

:D

joat mon fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Mar 12, 2020

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Ragaman posted:

It’s ok, he’s just in his Corona death throws.

Maybe he'll throw a 1.
And a natural 20 for Mr. Nice.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:


E) lollll was it TFR by chance?

SH/SC
Beaten, squared.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Bulky Bartokomous posted:

I’m starting to think China took a good look at us and thought, why are we letting them coast in first place? Let’s make a move.

Not saying I think that is what happened but I wouldn’t lump it in the same category as “the Earth is flat” and “dinosaurs never existed”.

The answer to the various New Coke conspiracy theories works well here: "We're not that dumb, and we're not that smart."

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

facialimpediment posted:

GODDAMNIT

https://twitter.com/johnrobertsFox/status/1238490114768191493?s=19

I think he both has and doesn't have the disease. It's the only explanation.

Covid entanglement.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Tell them they're to man the crab fields. Then you'll be able to open a roadside crab stand. Soon you'll be rolling in crab bucks.

That's Crabitalism!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
The major metropolitan area near me just suspended all civil cases in the courts.
The exceptions:
1) Emergency Temporary Restraining Orders
2) Civil mental health (immediate danger to oneself or others stuff)
aaand
3) Evictions.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
See also:

The Governor of Oklahoma posted:

I believe in choice, and we’ve got six children and we don’t vaccinate, we don’t do vaccinations on all of our children. So we definitely pick and choose which ones we’re gonna do. It’s gotta be up to the parents, we can never mandate that. I think there’s legislation right now that are trying to mandate that to go to public schools, it’s absolutely wrong.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

joat mon posted:

The major metropolitan area near me just suspended all civil cases in the courts.
The exceptions:
1) Emergency Temporary Restraining Orders
2) Civil mental health (immediate danger to oneself or others stuff)
aaand
3) Evictions.

The surrounding counties are taking the big county's lead on covid-19 procedures. I went and talked with the presiding judge of the county where I practice the most and they agreed to remove the 'but evictions can keep going' language.
:unsmith:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

That Works posted:

what city?

The street signs are for La Habra (CA)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Godholio posted:

They still come out looking better than the United develop the vaccine and only let us have it States.

Soft power?! That means you're impotent, right?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Fister Roboto posted:

It's incredible how obvious it is that literally the only reason impeachment went through is because the Dems wanted to protect Joe Biden. Not the corruption, incompetence, or flat out evil. It was all about protecting the candidate that they were planning to run all along.

Could you share the obviousness with us? And explain how other reasons exist?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nystral posted:

Am I the only one who remembers that the Starr investigation was considered so tainted that congress changed the Special Investigation rules / let the old rules expire and then created new, less expansive, rules for future Special Investigations? Like the whole game changed between Starr and Mueller, so comparing them is futile.

Pretty much. The independent counsel law was a post Watergate law and had a renewable 5 year expiration. It was not renewed in 1999. In the absence of any law, the creation of rules for such investigations fell to the Justice Department. The current DoJ rules are from 1999 when the statute expired.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Mar 17, 2020

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

PookBear posted:



screenshot because its already deleted



this is the face of a boomer bloomberg reporter spreading lies lmao

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Twitter is a toilet and this image is stupid as poo poo. Use your own drat words and have an original thought for once.

It expresses well the feelings of anyone left of center-right and avoids the "I'm going to poo poo myself and smear it all over everyone else" whargarbling of the "if it's not Bernie, I chose Trump" nitwits.
Granted, it expresses feelings, not analysis, so don't expect too much out of it.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

PookBear posted:

cite your sources

In 2017, Sanders endorsed Democrat Heath Mello, Candidate for Mayor of Omaha in his fight against Republican incumbent Jean Stothert.

So yes, technically true, and interesting that the messiah of purity voters chose to endorse an impure democrat over the republican candidate. If only the usual suspects ITT could do the same.

e: beaten, kind of

joat mon fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Mar 20, 2020

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Internet Wizard posted:

If you're gonna get ducks for meat, get drakes. The meat breed drakes are all giant assholes that you'll gladly slaughter when it's time.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

piL posted:

I believe the bird you're referring to is a Mallard, you card.

:discourse:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/kennwhite/status/1243152451139784711?s=20

I get the feeling that Trump and Cuomo are going to have egg on their faces when HCQ doesn’t turn out to be a miracle cure and may do more harm. How did Cuomo agree to let NY be the guinea pig for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJwaeynSkFY
Summary:
Be fast
Have no regrets
You must be the first mover
The virus will always get you if you don't move quickly
You need to be prepared
If you need to be right before you move, you will never win
Perfection is the enemy of the good when it comes to emergency management
Speed trumps perfection
The problem in society we have at the moment is everyone is afraid of making a mistake
Every one is afraid of the consequence of error
The greatest error is not to move
The greatest error is to be paralyzed by the fear of failure

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

BigDave posted:

Hoo boy that's not gonna end well.

It doesn't take away the land, it takes away the exclusive Federal/tribal jurisdiction (casinos) that was granted to the tribe (recognized in 2007) in 2015 after an extensive Abramoff & Co. lobbying effort.

There's still the broader question of whether we owe it to Native Americans the right to sovereign-ish land and more importantly and practically, the right to sell social destruction back to non-Indians (and Indians too, unfortunately)

joat mon fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Mar 28, 2020

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

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nvm

joat mon fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Mar 29, 2020

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