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Arsenic Lupin posted:> Read Invictus to Pikachu > Read Homestuck to Pikachu. The entire thing. With a unique voice for each character.
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Rockopolis posted:A fortress you can't leave is better known as a trap. Yes, this is a much better plan! You need armour for your hour of mandated exercise. For starters, all PPE ensembles need a gown.  And of course you won't get far without gloves  But most importantly you're going to need a mask  You've even managed to co-ordinate the outfit. You'll be the most glamorous wanderer in the wasteland!  Snazzy!!
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The single exposed arm really gets that post apocalyptic je ne sais quoi
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>Find a blunt weapon to complete your post-apocalyptic/caveperson equipment.
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RabidWeasel posted:The single exposed arm really gets that post apocalyptic je ne sais quoi I tried to do both but it made taking photos impossible 
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>Assign Hamster to patrol duty, after instilling the virtues of loyalty and vigilance in it, Pikachu to have overall command in your absence .
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Neddy Seagoon posted:> Pick up Xbox Controller  You get the controller and enter the Konami Code eager to learn what gamebreaking cheat will result. Nothing happens. You probably should have turned the XBox on first. Shei-kun posted:Turn on the XBox and stare at it before remembering you also need to turn on the TV  Now we're talking! You hit the power button in excitement. Nothing happens. You're really not having a good day, are you? Natural 20 posted:Turn on TV Ok so you're having issues with the XBox but TV has never let you down. It's all plugged in now and everything. You press the power button hopeful for entertainment.  Nothing happens. In retrospect, you're not sure why you ever expected that to work when you don't have an aerial. ultrafilter posted:> Watch the news Oh well, you can always catch TV from the computer. Thank god for iPlayer!  You tune in to a news report about low PPE supplies and rising deaths in care homes. ultrafilter posted:> Be afraid  Eep.
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ilmucche posted:>Change tv menu language to english >This but Chinese
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Rarity posted:
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Dance to "Rhythm of the Night" by Corona!
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Get General Pikachu to teach his skills to your hamster so that you have two rodents who can sling lightning and thunder. Handy for foraging and hunting when supply chains collapse and the world reverts to hunter-gathering.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Discover a game where you play a shark.  You  try  loads  of  clicker  games  You have Opinions and they must be heard!
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You've been an excellent sport about all of that nonsense, kudos! I hope you look for at least my response in that thread. 
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>Try to imagine the comforting feeling of a hug.
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JosephWongKS posted:Use your Stand to loop time back to BC (Before Corona). What the hell is this thread's obsession with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? Neddy Seagoon posted:>Talk to Hamster about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. See if they can help you make sense of it.  You ask Xander what the hell this thread's obsession is with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. He doesn't have a clue either. (Sidebar: this photo is ridiculous loving cute )Pharnakes posted:> Google: "lost fingat"   Black Robe posted:>Clean your sink.  Clean. Clean. You must be clean. All must be clean. Cleaning will save you from infection. You grab your spray and frantically rub down the sink. At this rate you'll have the entire room spotless before quarantine is done. Niric posted:That's because drawer assembly and clothes folding takes time, right?  The hall leads to three doorways on your right. The first and last doors are closed, the middle doorway is open but you are unable to see what lies beyond. The hallway ends in a large container with a further door at the end.
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Just a small update today I'm afraid, it's been a busy dayArsenic Lupin posted:> Describe snazzy red laptop.  Your snazzy red laptop is a piece of poo poo that you bought for £380 three months ago and then had to spend a further £160 on upgrades to get it in a working condition. Since then the hinge has magically broken and now the plastic casing threatens to tear itself apart whenever it moves. Neddy Seagoon posted:>Recruit Plush Penguins to interrogate the Penguins on the Makeup Case.  Things have gotten heated at penguin interrogation. Pikachu has now brought in Penguin and Philip for backup. "What do you know about the portal?" Penguin yells. "Where can we find it?" Philip adds. "How do we close it?" "Pika pika pika!" After hours of intense cross-examination Penguin returns with one important fact. The portal threatens us all.
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JosephWongKS posted:Make sure all your toys, figurines, hamster and yourself are properly socially distanced, with at least one metre apart from each other. Of course, you must be sure! You don't want your toys to spread the virus! Proper order must be maintained!    JosephWongKS posted:Measure with a tape measure to make sure. You don't have a tape measure but everything appears to be in order.    JosephWongKS posted:Are you sure? Yeah, everything is definitely in order.    Ignatius M. Meen posted:Remember that it's actually two meters and check to see where exactly you can do that in your house. You're gonna be fine. Right? Right? Right?  "Pika..." sighs Pikachu. gently caress.
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That rabbit's gonna fall into the toilet. Save it from a soggy fate.
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No, dunk the rabbit in the toilet until it tells us about the portal TELL US ABOUT THE PORTAL, CARROTFUCKER
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Bellmaker posted:>contemplate how much of a disaster The Elder Scrolls 6 is going to be to pass the time  Oh, it's definitely going to be a disaster. Look, the internet said it so it must be true! Strategic Sage posted:What bottom-of-the-barrel outfit developed this game anyway? Produced by Hideo Kojima Directed by Suda51 Written by Ken Levine Graphics by CD Projekt Red Music by Nobeo Uematsu 90s Cringe Rock posted:think and pray for boris  Poor Boris! He seems to have to got over his bout of rona but you can never be sure. You send your thoughts and prayers and then do nothing else because it's not the right time to discuss further ways of support. Namtab posted:clap for your nhs, coward  Well it is Thursday! You put your hands together and applaud for Are Brave Boys and Girls, satisfied that you have done everything possible to recognise their efforts. stab posted:Light a candle for your pm, dont burn your house down  You don't have any candles but you will hold your lighter up in vigil for as long as it takes for Plucky Boris to return to his rightful place in Number Ten
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Listen to songs by the band Corona, famous for their 90s Eurodance hit, "Rhythm of the Night".
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