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Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Skwirl posted:

From the OP of the renegade thread

is the yellow line supposed to represent something specific, or do they just print a bunch of different flags with a different single stripe?

It wasn't renegade! Birb said I could but then I was too slow on the draw.

Also

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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 14:41

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 10:52

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Do Amazon reviews count?

Not sure what a Rusty Dutch Oven is but I bet it's expensive

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 20:18

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I'm a good church-going girl so I do not

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 20:58

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

T-man posted:

After what we did on the altar I highly doubt that.

(Cheating at board game night is ungodly)

Ha, well to be perfectly honest the last time I was in a church I got my tits out so I've got bigger problems than bringing along my own Monopoly money

# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 00:41

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Spencer. The answer is Spencer.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 04:36

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Tanner is the entitled, rear end in a top hat white dude name i associate with the kind of dickhead to throw a fit at a burger king counter about "the un-loving-believable SERVICE here!"

It's really any -er sort of name tho, isn't it?

Spencer. Hunter. Tucker. I can't recall a single one who wasn't a horrid piece of garbage.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

How about Blake? Every last Blake ive ever met was a completely entitled rear end in a top hat.

Blake and his friend Brock.

Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 14:47 on Apr 6, 2020

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 14:45

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Napolean, Judas, Pilate, etc. say: "Sup?"

Nimrod, Quisling, Poindexter, Cletus...

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 20:46

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bindel is also a political lesbian, which was something I always thought was made-up but here we are

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 02:27

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 05:08

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I am and always shall be a horrible goose

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 06:39

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Guilty posted:

I just wanted to point out that the term Breeder was a derogatory term that used to mean trashy people who couldn't control their kids long before queer people started using it

# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 15:26

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

On the bright side, maybe Slayer will finally gently caress off forever

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 18:03

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

T-man posted:

This is basic civics 101, very simular to all the trans/queer 101 education that has happened itt, and is now appearantly too scary and political, at least up to LAB and comod's interpretation.

That was partially terfposting being so repetitive, upsetting and chum in the water for our own JAQoffs.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 16:33

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

When the internet was still just a network of message boards between a bunch of universities, each september with the new intake of students there would be an influx of new users unfamiliar with posting ettiquette, thus making it a rough time for established users.

When AOL (I think) first opened it up to basically anyone, this new user influx never stopped. The internet was flooded with more and more people who had no grounding in the established traditions of the net at that time, to the point they basically entirely usurped the original culture and replaced it with their own. Much to the annoyance of the old guard. Thus every day since then has been the eternal september.

On the other hand, gently caress those cloens

# ¿ May 3, 2020 02:36

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The Ferret King posted:

our resident moshpit club

The gently caress is this silly poo poo

# ¿ May 3, 2020 19:53

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Breadtube is bullshit and Ollie is a chaser

# ¿ May 6, 2020 01:32

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

CAROL posted:

Didn’t it turn out graham lineham was flirting w trans chicks in the reg

Well there was at least one where the receipts came out and he even admitted that The Episode might have been lazy writing.

# ¿ May 7, 2020 20:57

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: 16 year old nazi dude.

I reckon that this kid will stop a lot of his bullshit once he goes outside and talks to real, normal people.

Not because those real normal people will change his mind, nor even because by seeing real normal people he will realize that his ideas and ideals are wrong. But because the second he starts talking to a real normal person about his "bitches be whores, hoorah for white race!" nonsense, a normal person will make a face and excuse themselves, never to talk to him again.

So he will soon realize that he had better cut that poo poo out unless he wants to sit alone at lunch for the rest of his life. So once he cuts that poo poo out, and actually starts interacting with people, then the first two reasons I mentioned above will kick in.

At least this is what I hope would happen.

Nah, he'll just grow up into this

# ¿ May 19, 2020 15:34

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

# ¿ May 19, 2020 20:52

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I'm not sure if you're claiming otherwise, but writings on trans people date back to at least the turn of the 20th century. Berlin had a burgeoning trans acceptance movement rooted in the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft in the wake of World War I, which even carried out sexual reassignment surgeries, but which ended rather abrubtly in the 40s. None of the research carried out there survived, but I suspect the idea that being trans and being gay were unrelated had been put to paper somewhere.

https://youtu.be/ygNbwga6ULA

# ¿ May 27, 2020 04:48

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

mind the walrus posted:

The gently caress is it with transphobes and making anti-trans poo poo the focus of their loving life? They make up such a tiny portion of the population. They're extremely easy to ignore and let be, and most of the trans people I've met actually prefer it that way.

Yeah, it's like I just wanna be able to pee in peace and go to the store and all the other things I need to do when I'm not destroying the fabric of civilization without being hassled.

# ¿ May 30, 2020 06:53

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

Is there any chance that the "genetic literacy project" hasn't got the world's largest collection of calipers?

It's a repost from fuckin Quillette so almost a 100% chance

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 21:00

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

PLEASE CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT KATIE HOPKINS' VAGINA

# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 18:12

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/LawEnforceToday/status/1277191283832913920?s=19

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 17:03

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Mierenneuker posted:

It doesn't take much to start a podcast. You just need a microphone, an internet connection and an idiot.

*adds Podcaster to resume*

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 21:07

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RandomFerret posted:

California deserves every ounce of malice it loving gets.

Couldn't hack it and had to move back to Ohio, eh?

# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 20:16

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

Didn't they drop off a dead homeless guy dressed up as a british officer with papers saying "we're definitely going to attack calais" specifically to make him think that?

Along with the greatest double-agent ever

quote:

Operation FORTITUDE

In January 1944 the Germans told Pujol that they believed that the Allies were preparing for a large-scale invasion of Europe and that they looked to him to keep them informed of developments. This prepared the way for what was to be GARBO's greatest coup.

The German High Command's assessment of the Allies' intentions was correct. Under the codename OVERLORD, British and American plans for an invasion of Occupied Europe were indeed under way. What the Germans did not know, however, was that part of the plan involved a massive piece of deception - in the form of Operation FORTITUDE, in which GARBO was to play a leading role.

Between January 1944 and D-Day over 500 radio messages (four transmissions a day) passed between GARBO and Madrid who in turn re-transmitted them direct to Berlin. The reports, which came from all parts of the GARBO network, disguised the status of the OVERLORD preparations, but also served another important purpose.

During the early invasion planning stages it was decided that if the landings were to be given the best chance of success the German High Command would need to be misled over where precisely they would take place. Once the actual point of attack - the Normandy beaches - was decided upon, the next move was to persuade the Germans that the invasion force would actually land much further to the north, in the area of the Pas de Calais (which Hitler had thought was the most likely arrival point all along).

What is more, the Allied planners believed that this fiction could be maintained even after the landings had taken place. GARBO's agents would report authoritatively that the Normandy landings were no more than a ruse and that the main attack was still to come in the Pas de Calais.

To support this objective the Security Service agents and their case officers were carefully primed to convey information, often in mere snippets, all designed to point in one direction. Like an elaborate jigsaw puzzle, each piece would contribute to a picture, the full significance of which was only confirmed when it was complete.

At the heart of the deception plan was an entire "ghost" army, the First US Army Group (FUSAG). This supposedly comprised 11 non-existent divisions (150,000 men) under the command of General George S. Patton, renowned as one of the Allies' best tank commanders. The FUSAG was seemingly poised in Kent and Essex ready to join the invasion - well away from the real invasion force massing to the west. Other Security Service agents were used to substantiate the deception plan. They were so successful that German Intelligence, and, more importantly, the German High Command believed the false story completely.

To encourage them into believing that the Normandy landings were a mere diversion and that the main thrust was still to come in the Calais area, it was arranged that on 5 June GARBO would warn them to stand by for an urgent message at 03:00 on 6 June (the day of the landings). At this point he would report from an "agent" he had acquired in an assembly camp in Southampton that things were on the move, troops were being issued with embarkation kit, including vomit bags, and all signs were that the invasion force was about to leave for France.

Unaccountably, however, the German radio operator failed to keep the scheduled appointment on air. The full significance of the missed message dawned on German Intelligence the day after the invasion, earning GARBO additional credit for reliability. To rub salt in the wound, GARBO told his German contacts of his disgust at not being heard on air the previous day: "I cannot accept excuses or negligence. Were it not for my ideals I would abandon the work".

On June 9, D-Day +3, GARBO sent perhaps his most important message of all. It was very long and reported a meeting that he had had with his agents that day. GARBO asked that it be conveyed urgently to the German High Command. Pointing out that the First US Army Group under Patton had not yet moved from South East England, GARBO reported authoritatively that the purpose of the "diversionary" Normandy landings was to help ensure the success of the forthcoming assault on the Pas de Calais.

The Germans accepted this claim, the culmination of Operation FORTITUDE, as accurate. It deceived them so completely that throughout July and August, they kept two armoured divisions and 19 infantry divisions in the Pas de Calais in anticipation of an invasion. This gave the Allies precious time to establish their bridgehead.

The German Commander-in-Chief, Field Marshal Gerd von Rundstedt, was one of those taken in, even to the extent of overruling a proposal from General Erwin Rommel that his divisions should move from the Pas de Calais to assist the defence in Normandy. As the Official History of British Intelligence in WW2 comments, their "intervention in the Normandy battle really might have tipped the balance".

Ironically, GARBO's reputation among the Germans was enhanced by the whole D-Day affair. On 29 July 1944 he was informed that he had been awarded the Iron Cross by the F�hrer himself, for his "extraordinary services" to Germany. By return message Pujol and Harris expressed GARBO's "humble thanks" for such an honour, for which he was truly "unworthy".

# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 21:27

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RoboRodent posted:

Solitaire is for girls now, people.

I imagine a great number of self-identifying gamers are incredibly familiar with solitaire

# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 20:34

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Waterbed Wendy posted:

man games: Rick and Morty's Cum Town Racing

cum town racetrack from my dong all the doo da day

# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 21:19

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Yeah or she could just be proud that she maybe gets a mention in the story of someone finding a higher understanding of happiness and contentment.

Forget about it, Jake: it's Kat Blaque.

for those not in the know, Kat is a gigantic butthole

iwentdoodie posted:

A good friend of mine is 7 of 9 on women hes been with that later announced they were gay. Of the other two one is his ex wife that cheated on him, and his current long term girlfriend.

He has a bit of a complex about it.

I've dated two straight girls in my entire life and both times it was disastrous and the sex was 🤷.

Tell him to try and not have a complex about it. He didn't turn them gay or anything by being a beet or anything, he might just have been cool enough that the gay girls were just like "this one is acceptable."

# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 16:39

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Karia posted:

But Jeri Ryan's not gay, though?

Yeah there's no need to rub it in, rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 16:46

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Question Mark Mound posted:

Dare I ask why? I remember when the internet was blowing up over �[REDACTED] is a TERF, actually� stuff, I saw Kat Blaque mentioned in other places as a trans YouTuber people should be watching instead, but I never really got into her stuff.

To an extent it's like asking "why is water wet?" because poo poo Takes aside, she's just abrasive and up her own rear end and engages in a lot of Mean Girl bullshit. Honestly I wasn't too familiar with her oeuvre before that whole series of fiascoes but I looked her up and immediately was like "Oh, her" because we run in the same social circles and I never got good vibes off her.

As for She Who Should Not Be Named Lest The Discourse Be Summoned, I don't think anyone ever really accused her of being a terf--a transmedicalist, maybe, a triple-T perhaps, kind of an rear end in a top hat deffo, as demonstrated by her constantly sniping at trans lesbians up to the point where she came out as one and still then the undercurrent of I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE ONES THO that runs through most of her work. Not that I'm not sympathetic to her with all of the obvious self-loathing and the fact that she's doing all this during her second awful-teenager phase, but still sometimes it's best just to shut the gently caress up.

[edit] And if I was going to recommend anyone as an alternative to SWSNBNLTDBS, it would probably be Mia Mulder because looking again at Kat's poo poo, like a significant chunk of it is just awful youtube filler poo poo you could find a million other places

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# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 18:11

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Volcott posted:

Did obama get elected in the gay jeri ryan timeline?

who cares

# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 21:38

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

That whole account just makes me feel extremely old. Am I supposed to get any of it?

I don't think you're meant to if you're not an annoying 19-year-old Gold Star

Henchman of Santa posted:

Also Randy Rainbow�s many racist tweets got dug up the other day

Also a smattering of his transmisic tweets so yah he's trash

# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 22:50

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here

# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 04:47

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Splicer posted:

Somebody should go tell the straight men they're doing it wrong

If you think you can finally get through to them, please fuckin do.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 14:55

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

jjack229 posted:

It's been a while since I read him, but I think he identified as libertarian socialist, which I understand as the lower left of the political compass.

I think we just need a new word for the concept as it has been spoilt by the large majority of self-appliers in which it's practically indistinguishable from libertinage.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2020 14:18

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RFC2324 posted:

Someone is being punished for poo poo they did when they were loving 12? Even if it was heinous, they were loving 12 and shouldn't be punished as adults for it

When I was 12 pretty much the only thing I did was beat off and watch the ninja turtles so I think there's some relevance here

# ¿ Aug 23, 2020 17:37

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

luxury handset posted:

point is though that reducing people in history to "evil/not evil" is overly simplistic and not only prevents people today from understanding how people past lived and discussed the issues of their times, but it only serves to assert that "i, a person who does not have to deal with this issue, would surely be on the correct side of history" which is definitely not a guarantee because we don't know what the people of 75-100 years from now will condemn us for (it's single-use plastic packaging and running the air conditioner, that is what we will be condemned for)

I'm pretty sure drone strikes and the fact that half the country is jizzing its jeans over police murdering people of color and the million other things going on will also be bones of contention.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 20:35

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 10:52

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luxury handset posted:

the continual police brutality of the 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centuries

# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 21:42

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