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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKccr8g1xCU

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
Human minorities think they are so oppressed, but who will fight for the worms?

https://twitter.com/mbeisen/status/1284883063067926529

https://twitter.com/glctcsm/status/1285666612255821827

https://twitter.com/foodskop/status/1285597294725922817

https://twitter.com/glctcsm/status/1285666955945541633

https://twitter.com/ChelseaHerps/status/1285396867438776322

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Cloacamazing! posted:

Funny thing is, the two-part movie they made of the first two books very blatantly saw that too, because they tried to make the wizard school scenes into Hogwarts Lite. Probably my favorite part is when notHermione saves notDumbledore from notMalfoy's attempt to take over the school, none of which came even close to happening in the book.

The main issue with that movie is how they made everyone white, but the blatant disregard for the rest of the source material is almost comical. If you haven't seen it, it's almost worth it for Tenar, the cheerful elementary school teacher of the Atuan priestesses of light and friendship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyyzpsg6V0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mfnVK9RdZk

"Lost in Adaptation" did a really good pair of episodes on the Earthsea adaptation

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Subjunctive posted:

Serious question: what’s the difference between “block all the entrances to a PPE factory” and

LordSaturn posted:

"blockading PPE factories"

?

The term doesn't seem to be used in English, or maybe it is called something else, but at least here in Denmark, a "blockade" is a union strategy in which all union workers are prohibited by the union from working for Company X in any capacity, even the ones currently employed by other companies. This differs from a normal strike in that Company X can't just hire scabs to replace their workers, since they can't even purchase goods and services from other union companies. So, it's like a general strike but targeted at a specific company.

Unfortunately, the misconception that this involves big, burly union workers physically scaring away innocent service providers is very widespread and leads to "blockading" having undue negative connotations.

Edit: I guess Solidarity action is the closest English term.

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Cloacamazing! posted:

I can't find it, but wasn't there some post about cats being part of an anti-white conspiracy, because women would get cats instead of babies? I think they were referred to as "the purring jew", but thread search yields nothing.

https://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017...comment-page-2/

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

hyperhazard posted:

Reminds me of that woman claiming to run a 4 minute mile. Just grabbing a shovel and digging themselves deeper.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-minute_mile

A four-minute mile is impressive, but something that professional athletes accomplish routinely nowadays. Still probably an exaggeration, but not as impossible as having a 7 ton horse.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Grondoth posted:

It's hard out there for voice actors I guess, but yo if someone asks you to read in an offensive accent you should probably not do it

https://firesidefiction.com/regarding-our-audio-recordings

The editor is already throwing the VA under the bus and claims he didn't even listen to the narration before publishing it. I guess he figures being known as the world's worst editor is better than the alternative.

Edit: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WXnCchoqLDSnevf7R0VgZ4vpwoNnOp68/view
Someone saved the full audio, and the rest of it is somehow even worse.

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 20:12 on Nov 26, 2020

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
I googled the soup tube thing and stumbled across this amazing illustration:

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Breetai posted:

I'm genuinely surprised it's not even more minority/rainbow-friendly similarly to sports like roller derby given its reliance on drama, outlandish stage personas, and unbridled camp.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_Monroe posted:

In 1957, while driving to a wrestling show in Alabama, Monroe became tired and invited a black hitchhiker he met at a gas station to take the wheel. Upon arriving at the arena, Monroe placed his arm around the man, which drew a chorus of boos and insults from the white crowd; in response to this Monroe kissed the man on the cheek.[4] Monroe would later use this underlying racism as a promotional tactic and become a noteworthy figure in Memphis cultural history. During a period where legal segregation was the norm at public events, and during a general decline in the popularity of professional wrestling, Monroe recognized that the segregated wrestling shows (whites sat in floor seats while blacks were required to sit in the balcony)[5][6] were not properly marketing to black fans. The witty, flamboyant Monroe began dressing up in a purple gown and carrying a diamond tipped cane and drinking in traditionally black bars in the black area of Memphis, where he would openly socialize with black patrons and hand out tickets to his wrestling shows.[4] As a result of this, he was frequently arrested by police on a variety of vague, trumped up charges, such as mopery.[4] In each case, he would then hire a black attorney and appear in court, pay a small fine, and immediately resume the behavior that resulted in his prior arrests. Due to this, and in spite of the fact that he was a heel at the time, his popularity soared among the black community. At his shows, although floor seats in arenas would be half empty with white patrons, the balcony would be packed to capacity with black patrons with many others unable to enter due to the balcony selling out.[7]

I really hope they complete the film about this guy some day.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1370928630621159424

He looks like Mitch McConnell.

Edit: This is coordinated!

https://twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1370907542293975041

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 09:35 on Mar 14, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

https://inews.co.uk/opinion/chernobyl-instagram-pictures-influencers-news-sites-inappropriate-criticism-301560

That story was itself driven by idiots on social media. A lot of the pictures aren't from Chernobyl at all, and the rest are mostly just normal people taking pictures of a historical site, not "influencers" trying to capitalize on the tragedy.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Iverson_TMT2/status/1391227738778898432

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 18:50 on May 10, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

James Garfield posted:

new Poll:

https://mobile.twitter.com/crampell/status/1393250065909694464

Click through to the crosstabs and one in 6 18-34 year olds think they could take an elephant, tragically they didn't test party affiliation

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That guy who got upset cause Socrates would be cancelled nowadays by the antifa radical extremist left has a degree in philosophy.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1397975819969089538

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
There are plenty of good insults if you are willing to go archaic

"Slubberdegullion" is one of my personal favourites.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1402275312382132226



SimonChris has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Jun 8, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

EL BROMANCE posted:

The weird dweeb from Wargames is going loving off on Facebook in multi page all cap rants because a waitress he creeps on called him out.

https://twitter.com/karalashbaugh/status/1407149605310042118?s=21

Whole bunch in the replies.

https://twitter.com/KaraLashbaugh/status/1407540617849286658

The idiots are Eddie Deezen Facebook fans.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

This has nothing on this:



https://www.amazon.com/Sleeping-Hitlers-Wife-Gary-Martin-ebook/dp/B082ZRT6DM

Tweeter is not the idiot:

https://twitter.com/RachaelHerron/status/1404635677765951489

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/BlockbusterPlus/status/1412214730094170120

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Volcott posted:

So it stops cooking/to put it in a more convenient place to serve from.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631122&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1186#post515311196

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JoshDenny/status/1433333921635205120

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/santiagoroel/status/1443319539241033734

https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1444217123056672772

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/MargaretAtwood/status/1450429768067846145


Goddamit.

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 16:28 on Oct 19, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Mega Comrade posted:

Article is pay walled so don't even know what it's saying.
Hasn't Atwood been a trans ally in the past though?

https://twitter.com/tomethatscinema/status/1450441022497083393

Basically, the usual crap about how trans-inclusive language erases women.

Also, there is a Chrome plugin that removes paywalls from most sites: https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1450898489626484737

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

PhazonLink posted:

is that how giftcards are accounted in their books?

Yes, which also means they don't even pay taxes on the paid amount until the card is redeemed, at which point the liability is converted to revenue.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
OP is not the idiot.

https://twitter.com/jack_vening/status/1462924526207918084




SimonChris has a new favorite as of 18:00 on Nov 23, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Martman posted:

Which is fake, obviously.

e: drat, that dude also epically pwned Peng Shuai, good poo poo!!
https://twitter.com/skbozphd/status/1463303484967567360

He even admits the tweet was fake and claims it was satire:

https://twitter.com/skbozphd/status/1462999329921114114

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Skwirl posted:

Like, almost no one responding hatefully to the original tweet thinks it's a racist tweet, they are using it as a tool to falsely paint the new Twitter president as being racist against whites. Which is loving funny as hell because he's currently the CTO of Twitter, so he's definitely evil in a bunch of other ways.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1465683993869828097

Will be interesting to see how they enforce this...

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1468588712296697861

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Tarezax posted:

Cho Chang is supposed to be Chinese and Chang is indeed a valid surname, it's just her given name that's dumb because it's also a surname. At least name her after a flower or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUUZbgOPFLY

I like the way A Very Potter Musical handled this, by making Cho Chang an all-american girl who just happens to be named "Cho Chang" for no reason.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

dialhforhero posted:

This.

This is why it is all fake.

Misogyny and gay-bashing is definitely a 2000s thing but this wasn’t a case of being ignorant.

Anyways, I would accept Paris Hilton’s machinations over, say, Trump or Musk any day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_Night_in_Paris

Paris successfully sued for damages and have stated repeatedly that she was deeply hurt and traumatized by the release of the tape.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1474454834807930882

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

It gets better. Their plan is to turn the pages into NFT's and then BURN the book:

https://twitter.com/THEamberadams/status/1482948746505867271

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1483432456548196358

https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1483433973711781891

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 16:46 on Jan 18, 2022

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

More in the same vein:

https://twitter.com/alexisohanian/status/1483855389326249987

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/DyingLightGame/status/1483922595770732544

Dying Light is the Anne Karenina of video games. QED.

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Bargearse posted:

I want this to be real so badly

https://twitter.com/Sleyson80/status/1483762353397288964

He might still be joking, I guess.

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