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Ah yes, the four genders: male, female, nonbinary, and trans.
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 13:12 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:04 |
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Reminds me of this Reddit post from this very week. quote:my pit bull attacked a dog today and put it in the vet ER. Owner is billing me. I tried to break up the fight and saved his dogs life. Ended up in the ER because the other dog bit me. HELP!
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# ¿ May 23, 2020 10:33 |
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Peanut Butler posted:tipping is bad and has its origins in post-civil war methods of making sure black people didn't get paid as much, if at all
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# ¿ May 23, 2020 12:30 |
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Magna Kaser posted:here's one that is less depressing and political Plenty of English animals names are like this, we just laundered them through other languages. Hippopotamus = river horse Porcupine = thorny pig Porpoise = pig fish Ferret = little thief
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 06:18 |
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Giraffes used to be “camelopards” before English stole Arabic’s version. No fun allowed.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 07:53 |
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Brawnfire posted:It's gonna suck when Marx gets snagged in those tree roots. It was already a bitch pulling that thing with all the soil pressure. And then the digging to bury columbus upside-down... really shoulda gotten a bigger crew for this job.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 05:31 |
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Hollandia posted:I mean you could focus on the valknot or you could just look at the pattern of swastikas around it. Unless I’m missing something. Powered Descent posted:I often visit a hundred-year-old office building that has that exact same pattern molded as trim around the elevators in the lobby. That motif is called “Greek key”.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 11:28 |
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Twist: Nazi sent this in herself to spread the word about what her name means and hopefully cut down on the uncomfortableness she faces at work.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 02:51 |
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Runcible Cat posted:My 1488&Me results just came in! Ladies, if your man has one thousand four hundred and eighty‐eight pairs of chromosomes, that ain’t your man. That’s a pond creature.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 03:13 |
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Mak0rz posted:Yes but the first black president was also coincidentally the only president ever. It's not like there are 44 other white presidents or anything. Forty‐three Grover Cleveland is in there twice.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 06:25 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:What would suck: if that guy is Krasinski I think this was missed in the Lineham jubilation. I apologise if not. https://twitter.com/WretchedHog/status/1276375449862656000
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 11:33 |
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Someone had receipts of him making a very different complaint years ago of why his show was cancelled, involving bad and inconsistent time slots.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 15:53 |
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https://twitter.com/999RPMs/status/1277456061859913729subpar anachronism posted:Someone once tried to convince me that Scott Adams's chud chode act was entirely ironic and he was actually extremely left. All I learned from that is people are really not smart. Scott Adams doesn’t believe in gravity. Platystemon posted:I hate you for making me look this up.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 23:45 |
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“Cannon Mac” is a pornstar name if I ever heard one.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 14:18 |
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Pinus Porcus posted:Crossposted from GBS: Remember when Uber murdered that woman in Arizona and their internal communications came out and they’re like “if no one is dying, we’re not innovating fast enough!”? Same energy.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 00:47 |
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hahaha it sure would be awkward if someone dynamited a sacred mountain and carved it into figures despised by those who revered the original
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 01:36 |
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Just give Jefferson a bandana and a Hatsune Miku binder.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 01:50 |
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TinTower posted:the woman who complained about that “shut the gently caress up TERF” anime meme in the House of Commons. Goal: get her to print out and wave around the Sonic meme.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 14:33 |
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RareAcumen posted:Glad I'm not gonna live to the 2100's and have to keep seeing these things This claim was dumb as poo poo even by the low standards of doomsday numerology. Platystemon posted:They let that guy be a scientist? President is more to his competency.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 06:03 |
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Annabel Pee posted:Someone on my facebook posted this crap about Lewis Hamilton's opinion on BLM is hypocritical because he uses problematic brands like Adidas and Nike. Has anyone got a good explanation to explain to people why this type of thinking is stupid, Like the you live in a society comic thingy but explained better? Hypocrisy is overrated as a sin. It’s just way easier to attack a person on grounds of hypocrisy than it is to attack them on the merits of their positions. This is a passage from a work of fiction, but at least it’s better than Harry Potter: quote:“You know, when I was a young man, hypocrisy was deemed the worst of vices,” Finkle-McGraw said. “It was all because of moral relativism. You see, in that sort of a climate, you are not allowed to criticise others-after all, if there is no absolute right and wrong, then what grounds is there for criticism? … Now, this led to a good deal of general frustration, for people are naturally censorious and love nothing better than to criticise others’ shortcomings. And so it was that they seized on hypocrisy and elevated it from a ubiquitous peccadillo into the monarch of all vices. For, you see, even if there is no right and wrong, you can find grounds to criticise another person by contrasting what he has espoused with what he has actually done. In this case, you are not making any judgment whatsoever as to the correctness of his views or the morality of his behaviour—you are merely pointing out that he has said one thing and done another. Virtually all political discourse in the days of my youth was devoted to the ferreting out of hypocrisy.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 01:10 |
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Karia posted:Lol if you don't have Enrique act as your strawman posting enemy so you can take them down in public and feel like an Internet Superhero. They call that move ‘The Stephen Byerley’.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 15:31 |
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Arivia posted:Can someone screenshot the tweet Atwood is responding to there? That TERF has me blocked and I'm trying to figure out the conversation. quote:How did the people in Gilead know which people to make into Handmaidens?
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 15:58 |
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One passage early in The Handmaid’s Tale describes “a red hexagon that means ‘Stop’”. Stop signs on planet Earth in 2020 are, of course, octagons. Maybe Gilead really does use hexagons, either as a conscious choice or because the shape is traditional in their mirror universe . Maybe the narrator doesn’t know her shapes. Maybe Atwood made a mistake and it’s slipped past every editor and into the latest editions. There are places online that quote this passage, and no one seems to notice the oddity of a hexagonal stop sign. It’s the last one.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 01:02 |
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https://twitter.com/KwCongressional/status/1280641525483999238
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 04:25 |
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 07:07 |
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I call them “Musketeers”.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 16:30 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:The control panel of one of the greatest modern media juggernauts in the world looks like the interface to an early Javascript idle game. It’s got the same energy as the Hawaiian disaster alert console.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 12:48 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/BostonPatrolmen/status/1284208409148035077 “In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread.”
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 11:26 |
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Regalingualius posted:Now I kind of want to see The Room-era Tommy Wiseau make an FMV game, for whatever reason. That’s just Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 17:01 |
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There haven’t been any controlled studies on the efficacy of parachutes.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 17:45 |
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https://twitter.com/frigginJoseph/status/1287403788115030018
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 14:23 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:This made me remember a thing I saw over the weekend: Jeff Bezos could buy the Something Awful forums at a rate of five hundred dollars per post and he would still have fifty billion dollars.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 17:48 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:How much could lowtax have rode into the sunset with if he sold this shithole in like '04 or '05 Even if it were a larger amount, he would have blown it all long before 2020.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 17:53 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:"Demon sperm" is trending on Twitter and I want everything to come to a full stop. Demon sperm can bring your period to a full stop.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 17:40 |
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RoboRodent posted:I mean, this is all true. Fungi are very weird. Fungi get a bad rap because so many of them are poisonous to us. Why are they poisonous? They’re locked in an evolutionary arms race with bacteria that are trying to fill the same niches. Sometimes our biology is similar enough to make us collateral damage. Sometimes it isn’t and presto! It’s promising antibiotic candidate. P.S. I loving wish big pharma saw money in antibiotics. The last time a new family of antibiotics was introduced for gram-negative bacteria, JFK skull was intact.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 17:07 |
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TinTower posted:One of the essays I did on my degree touched upon the point that Voltaire was a whiny pissbaby who got on the grift train after he was “cancelled” for writing a pamphlet calling a scientific rival a shithead for proposing a theory he disliked. Was Voltaire not right about König’s innocence re forgery of the Leibniz letter?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 14:24 |
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“The Ivy League” refers to plants.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 14:42 |
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Arivia posted:I don’t think she’s trying to disassociate her institution or defend anything. Her original tweet is way too tentative and way too conciliatory to be anything but a terminology clarification. That’s just setting up the bait. It’s like Cunningham’s Law. You cannot just make a statement on Twitter. You have to get into an argument. It drives engagement.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 04:59 |
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more like a rookie life coach can’t say “amateur” because that’s someone who does it for love
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 16:18 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:04 |
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Nostradingus posted:Uh oh, what happened in Lebnaon? Very large explosion at the port in Beirut
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