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2DCAT posted:im beginning to think that my healing crystals do nothing against covid19 did you shove them up your rear end? cuz they've been working fine for me.
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Apr 1, 2020 22:01
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Mayor Dave posted:check today's date said the same thing to the landlord about the Monopoly money in an envelope.
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Apr 2, 2020 00:02
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stay in bed ordered by wife. penalty is death. im not even sick wtf....
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Apr 2, 2020 20:34
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poo poo, this is hitting close to home now...
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Apr 2, 2020 22:37
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Xaris posted:this is true. the only thing we hate more than other goons is ourselves isntead of thinking we're self-important freshmen philosophy student types we correctly acknowledge we're all oozing primordial keyboard goop. also you can post 'sever the rich's heads' and people won't pearl clutch about bluh bluh that's just too far, we need radical centrism. well, i guess D&D does. also can post about how much we hate liberals and they're worse than chuds being more interested in the aesthetics of progressiveness co-opting language of 'woke' to be ignorant reactionary pawns and more interested being a inciting divisiveness and destroying solidarity in order to be morally superior and tut-tuting people for not following their college-educated smug language than actually improving vast majority of people's lives because it's all performative. amen brother *cough cough*
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Apr 3, 2020 11:29
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fake numbers. it's the same fifteen people going in and PRETENDING to be someone else. sad! *sniiff* *suppressed cough*
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Apr 3, 2020 21:41
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waiting outside a BBQ joint for my curbside pick up. they come out in masks and gloves, point at your trunk so you unlock it, put it in and leave lol...
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Apr 3, 2020 22:09
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the clock turns, the beans churn....
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Apr 5, 2020 06:37
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cats suck. only dogs and beans and corvid and covid and big beautiful Numbers please.
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Apr 6, 2020 19:34
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poor boris. not so invincible anymore.
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Apr 6, 2020 21:17
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FizFashizzle posted:right now boris' alcohol ravaged liver is swelling, slowing down the flow of blood throughout his entire body. horny's banned here, mister.
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Apr 6, 2020 21:56
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someone said this in the loltrmp thread decades ago and i keep thinking about it, and i'm paraphrasing/mis-remembering, but trump only knows how to do small petty grifts like pushing this hydroxychloroquine poo poo whereas if he just listened to the initial people around him he'd be able to grift on a larger scale as president.
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Apr 6, 2020 22:20
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knowing the books for a local small grocery store in a IL college town that depends on student business (most of which have left already), where they usually clear 30k per day, they were at 60k few weeks ago but now they're only down to like 25k. hours are cut everywhere.
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Apr 6, 2020 23:16
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lol @ tying-in reporting with funding.
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Apr 7, 2020 06:24
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why don't we back our money with corpses?
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Apr 7, 2020 08:03
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i just got 5g installed in my balls
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Apr 8, 2020 00:21
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how's the south pole doing? and has anyone woken up from a pre-covid-19 coma yet?
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Apr 8, 2020 01:02
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Funion posted:just ventilate them put that tube down their throats. blast open those airways. lead them to breathe better. take a load off their lungs. let their hearts rest easy. a complete no-brainer solution.
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Apr 8, 2020 02:04
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give us the mark of the beast already. can't fake stats then!
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Apr 8, 2020 03:26
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drat! my rear end leakage treated positive for 5g roni.
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Apr 8, 2020 05:37
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i'll never stop posting!
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Apr 8, 2020 22:04
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not just a number i nthe US. you have a name!! (but you must live/die FOR the NUMBER)
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Apr 8, 2020 22:54
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we striking cellphone bills yet?
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Apr 9, 2020 20:08
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:can anybody claim the bodies yeah i just walked in and they handed me a few. no id checking, no nothing. nows the best time to load up. bring a cart or something. they're heavier then they look.
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Apr 9, 2020 21:46
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dunno about the rest of ya'll but i've been hitting the gym every morning, and evening and sustaining myself on bean. jim bean.
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Apr 9, 2020 21:56
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:
lol, throw out all epidemic models. here's the real hotness: projectile motion at 45 deg with inelastic collision. go!
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Apr 9, 2020 22:41
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do you want to see the stock-sized hole in stockman's stock portfolio?
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Apr 9, 2020 22:46
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yes, covid is making people unable to sleep. yes, covid is making people irrationally crave the taste of raw human flesh. yes, covid is rotting the speech center of the brain. no, that does NOT mean it's a zombie plague. it's just the flu, man. my wife has it, and she's fine. never better. thinking about undoing the chains the PD placed her in and letting her back inside the house. god will prevail!
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Apr 9, 2020 23:58
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i put bat blood over my door.
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Apr 10, 2020 00:33
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bring out your dead.... bring out your dead....
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Apr 10, 2020 12:39
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finallY! anybody else get an email from GOD? she was locked out of her account. we're getting a rollback to.... *checks email again* 200,000,000 B.C !!!!
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Apr 10, 2020 20:29
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bitch bean boy is beta. gf took 1 look at him and immediately envisioned him breaking under torture, giving up the beans. never would have happened if he was an alpha male kitted out in heavy weaponry. i'm ready for the bean wars.
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Apr 10, 2020 21:53
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angryrobots posted:2nd page, bottom row left. virtual backgrounds.
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Apr 11, 2020 07:23
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the content i crave!
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Apr 11, 2020 08:14
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yeah just buy poo poo to keep yourself entertained. money ain't real anyway i assure myself as i close my eyes and
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Apr 11, 2020 08:17
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yeah i want docs showing up in garbage bags, plastic bags over their heads with eye cutouts and oven mittens.
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Apr 11, 2020 08:28
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doing an online search for that new tb cure for my 9 dumb kids but I keep getting videos of big cocked grannies...
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Apr 11, 2020 19:57
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Biden/Obama ticket with Hillary. can't lose....
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same.
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