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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

why won't this dang video embed correctly :argh:

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001


why are you being a bummer in the roni thread dude

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

triple sulk posted:

trump will not resign and will in fact be reelected by winning a minimum of 45 states

*taps nose*

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

CODChimera posted:

Stop freaking out about percentages

69%

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

I 69% agree with this post.

gently caress

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/edwardnh/status/1245690427468103681

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

on the plus side the patches of raw angry skin on the back of my hands that were developing due to handwashing have really cleared up nicely since i started moisturizing

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/jbenton/status/1245696846753935360

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

has everyone in sweden died yet.

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

oxsnard posted:

This lady lives in my sister's neighborhood









lol

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

i just realized that rand paul is probably dead

real talk though we're well past due for this thing to take a major scalp

hoping for bojo but rand would be a good start

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

jarofpiss posted:

take two loving seconds to think about these things in the context of who and where the power lies and realize that gloating over individual dumb people dying is a terrible stupid liberal analysis. just because it's ironic that someone died with bad ideas in their brain doesn't make it worth celebrating you loving rubes

yeah guys won't you think a little before you dispense your lmaos in the cspam corona thread

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

eating some beans

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

this is my fav wojack

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Its not possible to predict what fruits a good karmic action will lead to as only a fully-awakened Buddha possesses this knowledge. What is true is that good,and virtuous acts lead to good results, and bad acts lead to bad results. However fruits take time to ripen and a good karmic act may ripen only upon a persons death in getting them to a more pleasant plane of existence. Indeed the Buddha actually advises us to not think about Karmic effects too much as it leads to one focusing upon things they have no control over rather than taking the opportunity to accrue more good karma through virtuous acts and advance further to enlightenment. Live a wholesome life, honor the buddha, follow the eightfold path, and good will follow you like a never-departing shadow namaste.

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Durf posted:

whats happening in taiwan

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

boris johnson dead yet

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001


ron paul it's happening dot gif

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1246908620073250816

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

[legume watch] eating peanut butter on toast

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Grapplejack posted:

how do you keep it from fogging up

very carefully

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Spoondick posted:

squaregetti and meatcubes

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

just found out that season 4 of fargo got pushed back because of the roni. this is BULLSHIT

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

the third season was good. ewan mcgregor did nothing wrong

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1247023000005808135

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/smyth_chris/status/1247048075094482950

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

:aaa:

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

right now boris' alcohol ravaged liver is swelling, slowing down the flow of blood throughout his entire body.

the body's immune system is rushing fluid to his lungs, where it's mixing with the sloughed off tissue that used to be his alveoli.

he's lying face down in his bed, because it makes it easier to breathe. the fluid is flowing downward because of gravity and swelling his scrotum and testicles grotesquely.

they will have preemptively cath'd him in case the swelling from fluid and his engorged prostate would later make it untenable.

he is being started on prophylactic broad spectrum abx. the meropenem will turn the lining of his gi tract into a slurry. Since he's prone, that will back up too, further complicating matters. they'll have to pump the poo poo out of him with a tube because he won't be a candidate for surgery

his heart will eventually give out from beating against the fluid overload, and he'll be put on IV pressors. the drugs will make his heart beast faster and his arteries constrict, stabilizing his blood pressure. after a day his fingers and toes will start to turn black and necrotise.

his penis as well, but no one will bother to check because they won't want to deal with it.

this is what he has to look forward to

|:

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

fellas do you use butter when you're making some pb on toast

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Never at home but I do (did) enjoy it when going out to eat breakfast, and the toast is already served buttered. It's really good though

how would you feel if i told you you could enjoy that decadence from the comfort of your own home my friend

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

oh to be on a plague ship docked off the uruguayan coast

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

FAUXTON posted:

more like buried in the morning

:negative:

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

coronavirus ain’t going away!

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Handcranked posted:

I live in Sweden, in a suburb south of Stockholm.
Nobody cares,
Saturday was sunny, every restaurant and bar was packed.
I have stopped caring, nothing matters, hope my mom is getting through this ok, she still chain smokes, and have high blood pressure, and diabetes, and are turning 65 in a month, talked to her yesterday, asked her to be careful,
she told me she doesn’t give a gently caress, if she dies she dies
Welp

midsommar was a documentary

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Inceltown posted:

part n of n+1 of "How the gently caress is Australia going"

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1247464353017655298/pu/vid/720x1080/Z87Y08Xvl4CdAoXt.mp4

Yes he is cracking a real whip at them

:stare:

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

boy i cant wait for this thing to be over in *checks projections* may

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

twoday posted:

no way, the latest study was done by the only medical institution he likes, Johns Hopkins. That means he already bought stock in BCG manufacturers last week to hedge his bets and will say something about it soon. Here's the guy who discovered HIV and who is currently working on this saying something to this effect:

https://twitter.com/SuzyEvans11/status/1245558904865554433?s=20

offtopic but the name "johns hopkins" has always bothered me. thats two possessives. stop it

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Salt Fish posted:

him name johns hopkins frog

lol

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