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When do the aliens show up?
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Apr 1, 2020 01:55
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Korean Boomhauer posted:aaaag earthquake here don't die
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Apr 1, 2020 01:55
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We're gonna need two threads soon one for the US Death Cult and one for all the countries coming out the other side of the pandemic
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Apr 1, 2020 02:12
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Algund Eenboom posted:Hmmm, I think a lot of the people who post in this thread are probably racist 
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Apr 1, 2020 02:23
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D1E posted:Am I allowed to say that I think Corona-Chan is hot? She'll take your breath away
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Apr 1, 2020 02:26
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im posting my cat because gently caress you virus
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Apr 1, 2020 11:58
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Hey pin guy can you make some of these and mail them to nz thanks
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Apr 1, 2020 12:43
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hi please give me the c-spam discord for more corona-chan shitposting i think it's the only thing stopping me from going completely insane
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Apr 1, 2020 21:50
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Durf posted:SK owns they shot their first case so their number is 0, and it will stay 0. If you get what i mean.
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Apr 1, 2020 23:12
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shovelbum posted:Most people come within 20 feet of where an outdoor cat has been in the past several hours daily lol not anymore they don't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2FDPgvm2l0
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Apr 2, 2020 02:05
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shovelbum posted:Air in your house comes from somewhere The scuba tanks I hoarded in january????????
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Apr 2, 2020 02:10
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Nothus posted:I got bad news for the budding anime appraisers. Can't have 3DPD in the new world of 0 contact, we're gonna need EXCEPTIONAL levels of waifus
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Apr 2, 2020 02:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM KNOWER is my current apocalypse jam
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Apr 2, 2020 11:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDIt50hRDs current mood
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Apr 3, 2020 21:55
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yo we postin cats again?
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Apr 3, 2020 23:54
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:oh no cspam thread pull up pull up 
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Apr 4, 2020 02:55
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Chard posted:to be fair everyone should be eating more garlic because it tastes fuckign great i'm allergic to garlic why are you trying to kill me, forums poster Chard
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Apr 5, 2020 03:36
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Goon Boots posted:This is a just an open-faced burrito. there's two types of carb-held-foods #1: Sandwich #2: Taco
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Apr 5, 2020 03:54
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Quetzadilla posted:Redundant taco is a subset of sandwich. Taco is a single unit of carb Sandwich is two+ separate units of carb
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Apr 5, 2020 03:57
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https://twitter.com/jimmyurine/status/1246643815072460801
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Apr 5, 2020 05:32
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Xaris posted:in general rando karens going "its just a hoax, liberal media wants to make daddy look bad! just a normal flu. we can't shut down!! go out and shake hands to teach the fake news!!" and then croaking is a rather blackcomedy tale of cosmic hubris, but just wants a one-time despondent 'lol' response to the tweet, nothing more, and leave it at that because they're insignificant and do not matter. These people are vectors of death for thousands and them not being able to come out the other side peddling the "SEE NOTHING HAPPENED" naritive after infecting and killing people because of their own extreme brain damage is a net good for society
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Apr 5, 2020 06:13
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Basic Poster posted:I sometimes like reading your posts but your brand loving sucks dude. But I will say you have managed to individualize your own personal white noise posting better than arfjason, s good job I guess. Leave him alone if he remembers me as a loving idiot he's right, and smarter than most
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Apr 5, 2020 06:20
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Standing atop a pile of corpses, a lone Cspam poster howls "Trump lmaoooo" as the virus finally cleanses this sinful orb
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Apr 5, 2020 06:31
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New Zealand update: without any real restrictions and measures we'd be at 4k infected as of today, and rapidly growing. We just hit 1k infected and are plateauing 11 days into the lockdown
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Apr 5, 2020 06:40
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Just pretend I linked Primus - Too Many Puppies, but had rewritten the song to be about supermarket workers
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Apr 5, 2020 07:11
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https://twitter.com/poppredictors/status/1212399092493639681?s=20
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Apr 5, 2020 08:09
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:interesting quote from a video interview of a survivor of the spanish flu I give us exactly 18 seconds
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Apr 5, 2020 08:22
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Thread, please point to the chart how you're feeling right now, thank you
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Apr 5, 2020 11:52
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Somaen posted:50 pages of discussing karendeath Just think, she got to die in a hospital, something we will wish for as the last bit of oxygen enters our lungs as we're marched into the Corpse Pit
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Apr 5, 2020 12:22
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Look, I think we all know where this is headed in the US Every morning you wake up, and spend 40 minutes powdering yourself and sealing yourself in your anti-microbial bodysuit, checking your respirator and hoses, connecting the IV drip before you venture out. On your way to your GoogAppleZon job, making luxury goldweave lungs for those rich enough to have installed their consciousness into the android bodies, you see a pack of death cultists tearing the respirator off a man, and coughing into his eyes. You feel a pang of the emotion you used to call sadness, but has become the default emotion of all humans since the Terror began. The man crawls away from the cult as they begin their march to the next house, trying to catch another worker unaware. You arrive at the fortress-factory and are immediately scanned by several towering machines bristling with flamethrowers. You hear them spark up behind you as someone fails the temperature check. The death cultists must have gotten to him 8-14 days ago. As you feel the heat of the flamers on your back, you pass into the manufacturing building, ready for another day at work. Around midday, you head off to the worker cafeteria to get a tube of slurry for lunch. You swipe your palm over the payment zone and a red light starts flashing. You’ve run out of company scrip for the week. You go to put the tube back and guns are raised by the guards as they scream for you to get down on the ground. You feel a sharp pain on the back of your head as you black out. You wake up, briefly, seeing your blood being pumped out of you and into a bloated, engorged biological machine hybrid with the brains of all the billionaires floating within in it’s translucent shell. The last thing you hear is this corrupt, daemonic engine of death screaming through mechanical mouths “AHHHHH, BUT WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR ITTTTTTT”
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Apr 6, 2020 01:50
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New Zealand update: 38 new confirmed/29 new probable (Yesterday, 48 new confirmed/41 new probable, day before, 52 new confirmed/22 new probable) We're hitting the time when the lockdown would have broken the chain today/tomorrow, so... is that Hope i feel?
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Apr 6, 2020 02:26
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When I die, leave me for the crows Dump me in a ditch where the tall grass grows Throw me in a river I’ll float where it flows Drop me in a cave that no body knows
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Apr 6, 2020 06:50
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Salt Fish posted:Yeah if you take your shirt off and lay in the sun you can get it in like 10-30 minutes depending on your skin color. Please note: do not spend more than around 7 minutes in the sun in NZ (and aus) without sunscreen because the ozone hole allows so much UV through it will gently caress you up.
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Apr 6, 2020 08:08
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Aww
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Apr 6, 2020 10:44
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Imagine if Collins was in charge right now We’d literally all be loving dead before covid even happened. That dumb hateful oval office would make sure of that.
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Apr 6, 2020 11:00
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Gotta say guys, this might be the strangest situation I’ve ever ended up in.
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Apr 6, 2020 13:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53p17u4F7Qo
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Apr 7, 2020 03:28
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Bert Roberge posted:Looks like they'll start on the Hart Island potter's field and expand from there if they run out of space. 
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Apr 7, 2020 03:31
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The Division was the only one to get it right for how the US would respond to a pandemic, which is "mass graves and lawlessness"
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