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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Can we safely like double those numbers tho

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

stephenthinkpad posted:

My prediction was and still is 1-2m dead. If we have a competent leadership, probably 200k dead; but with the current timeline, 1 million minimal.

thank u expert epidemiologist "stephenthinkpad"

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Mr. Nice! posted:

not trying to defend musk, but those are vpap machines not cpaps. i dunno how useful they are, but they aren't exactly cpaps

https://www.resmed.com/us/en/healthcare-professional/products/devices/s9-vpap-st-a-with-ivaps.html

They aren't useful, op

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

euphronius posted:

lamo there is no way the USA could effectively deploy a vaccine to everyone

That's why you deploy it to the front line healthcare workers first, and then the rich and famous

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Over Easy posted:

god's corona virus wouldn't be such a problem if people weren't pricks

God created capitalism so...

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

lol gently caress I just touched my mouth to my fingers bad but I've barely left my house in 3 weeks, haven't been within 6 feet of another human in that time either but I'm still on a verge of a panic attack.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Son of Man posted:

Kill urself before u turn into a zombie, save ur famly

its an option

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

may the 209 be with me in my time of need

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Dustcat posted:

lol settle the gently caress down you idiots and quit doing so much weed if it's causing you to freak out

all natural unmedicated generalized anxiety baby, great time to be alive. Someone come smash all my electric devices

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Rorobb posted:

I work as a contractor for a big tech company out here in the seattle area. my office is on the east side so not walkable at all and would require two buses to get to since I don’t have a car. because of some technical reasons I don’t fully understand, I need to connect my computer to the big tech company’s WiFi once a month or I lose trust and get locked out of application/documents that I need to do my job. I technically could request VPN access but for some reason my sponsor is super against that and my boss is telling me and my team to not do that. they were going to get us non-domaines laptops as an alternative but apparently they aren’t able to due to shortages now. they say we have to go in to the office and connect.

wtf do I do? rent a Zipcar and hope no one was spreading the corona in it before me? ride the bus? is it even legal to tell me to come in for this reason right now?

Uhh they can definitely remotely remove your laptop from the domain, lol

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

You could also go there and see if you can get connected from outside the building, which may be possible unless the access points aren't on the ground floor or whatever

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


lol no poo poo Sherlock

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


a promise that won't need to be met because everyone will be dead by then

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

got any sevens posted:

p sure thats against the governor's order
report them using his new website

link

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

IAMKOREA posted:

i loving hate these masks they fog up my glasses and smell like old socks (because i made mine out of an old sock I didn't wash first)

stupid coronavirus i hate this poo poo

If you're fogging up it means your seal is poo poo

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Engineers are terrible people across the board with no exceptions

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

D1E posted:

gently caress.

The Last of Us II Delayed Indefinitely

https://kotaku.com/the-last-of-us-ii-delayed-indefinitely-1842646231

I really wanted to play this video game next month about a virus that nearly ends humanity.

lol if you think we'll survive to see next month anyway

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

twoday posted:

do you ever get distracted and completely forget about the pandemic and feel like everything everything is normal for a little while? and then you remember that there is a pandemic and you start feeling terrible and freaking out?

yeah then I snap out of it when I realize I just touched my face

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

https://twitter.com/pdxalerts/status/1245783697116131328

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Torpor posted:

love 2 hav a serious testing backlog that creates a perpetual covid death undercount

there's a lot of deaths op

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

P(iss) act

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

slave to my cravings posted:

trump gonna get 2 note scotus picks in b4 November

shut the gently caress up immediately

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

FistEnergy posted:

lotta chuds clinging to "the annual flu still kills way more people and nobody panics" which will be extremely hilarious in another week or two

Exponential dumbass growth

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


yea and then add a DNI clause in the release form

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

surely if we reach across the aisle and meet in the center we all drown on our own fluids

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

ordering pizza delivery tonight. planning to put the boxes straight into the oven. any consensus or evidence for temperature and duration I should use?

Just slide the whole thing on a cookie sheet and ditch the box before it even touches the counter

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

apatheticman posted:

Still better than socialism!

i say with my last breath as i give a thumbs up from my hospital bed in the hallway of an er with a tube in my throat

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

you know what would own? like the tiniest little morsel of goodish news

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Stefan Prodan posted:

lol i went to publix 5 days ago and literally coughed once today and now I keep going oh no do I have it..my chest feels tight...
then I did some laundry and lifted the reasonably heavy hamper up to put all the poo poo in and my heart sped up!! and I was like oh no...is it supposed to speed up that much just for lifting clothes...did I get it the roni..

pretty sure I do not actually have it but it's very annoying that I'm gonna keep thinking I do anyway

psychosomatic Roni crew :hfive:

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

redleader posted:

has this thing from the "swiss propaganda research" group come up here? it's got a bunch of things saying covid's basically a bad cold and the world is overreacting because of bad data

i'm immediately skeptical, but i'm really not trained or knowledgeable enough to evaluate it

Bodies are self reporting

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

does a guillotine count as ventilation

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Sharkie posted:

the trick is that you (mostly) (sometimes) learn to control which specific horror goes into your brain each morning. i've been relying on this fun trick for a long, long time

Not immediately opening this thread helps

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

haha remember what good news felt like

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Your telling me all the lib governors have been out there crying about trump? Weird

turn on your monitor

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Lpzie posted:

i put bat blood over my door.

same but pics of pangolin titties

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Spinz posted:

Be glad of that, I'm in California and quite happy to be but Nextdoor is full of screaming idiots "but ma economy!!!"
:rolleyes:

I'm posting at them, waiting for whatever a ban is on Nextdoor, no idea

Ask them to sign a DNI and waive their right to a vent just to rile em up op

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I move that we offer covid conspiracy theorists free tours of covid wards but they have to sign DNIs first

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Rectal Death Adept posted:

you can catch it multiple times, so it doesn't matter how many people catch it on the first wave

Better link your source buddy

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Lol gently caress

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

frankly? didnt see it didnt happen bitch

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