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Guavanaut posted:
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Guavanaut posted:Why choose between dying and going to work when you can have both!
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May 1, 2020 16:37
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Flipswitch posted:I think Britain's hosed boys and girls, There's a reason it's AKA the Pedoph Isles
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May 1, 2020 16:38
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I like thousands in the labour party. Am thankful that chapter is now closed.
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May 1, 2020 16:47
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OwlFancier posted:neoliberal bread and circuses, Means tested bread credits and PFI circuses
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May 1, 2020 22:40
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Payndz posted:Edit: ha, they've already amended the subhead on the main online page to note the difference between 'tests done' and 'tests sent out'. Bit late though, chaps. Funny how news websites always do this "Oooooops we lied* but we fixed it (several hours later after millions have already seen it)" *we never lied though of course, we clarified
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May 2, 2020 09:29
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Songbearer posted:I take umbrage with this Five? No no. Not five. Give me another. I'm scared of fives. Five is evil, brother. The half-way digit. The Saluting Snake. No fives. It's the unflushable number.
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May 2, 2020 12:23
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Vitamin P posted:To be clear I'm language libertarian lol Edit: Vitamin P posted:I'm a cringe sincere poster. lol Microplastics fucked around with this message at 13:04 on May 3, 2020 |
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May 3, 2020 12:57
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escapegoat posted:These are always great. This is some of the most pretentious loving poo poo I've ever seen Here's my "day on a plate" Breakfast: Sainsbury's own brand crunchy clusters cereal. It's got pecans in it which is the closest I'll be getting to seeds all loving day Lunch: ham cheese and pickle sandwich and a glass of juice, which has one ingredient (orange) instead of 15 loving exotic fruits from every corner of the god drat planet Dinner: a microwavable chicken tikka marsala that was 75% off and a day out of date because gently caress you
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May 4, 2020 16:16
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Bobstar posted:E: Cattes! We're doing the same walk every day and logging which cats we see. We saw this white & ginger one more frequently than most. Then we discovered why! Nice time-lapse photo
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May 4, 2020 20:48
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:Love to say I'm surprised at the lows the press can sink to, but Personally i can't fault China for keeping an eye on what the UK is doing with drugs.
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May 5, 2020 22:00
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Comrade Fakename posted:Good work voting for the Tories en masse last December, olds! "I'd rather die than let that CORBYN in to give me free broadband!!" *dies as promised*
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May 6, 2020 10:46
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Marmaduke! posted:I keep seeing variants of the chart in that guardian article, and it confuses the hell out of me. It has lines for the UK and Italy, and then a separate line and a red circle floating above the chart itself, but not actually connected to anything. The text implies that the circle shows the current total death toll, but why doesn't it join the line (other than "it would look bad for the UK")? What are they actually trying to elucidate?? The only interpretation I can think of is that it's the chart's key, indicating that the UK death toll is represented by the red line  But... if that's the case... why is Italy not in the key? Or more to point, why is the text "UK" not simply next to its respective line, like "Italy" is? e: wait no, i actually read the chart this time and it looks like the red line is the official statistic? and the red dot is the... gently caress it i don't care Microplastics fucked around with this message at 13:26 on May 6, 2020 |
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May 6, 2020 13:19
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Guavanaut posted:I wouldn't trust one who claims to have a general analytical solution for three-body problems. Unless they all went to the same house this is more like a transfer of a body from the sphere of influence of a second body to that of a third. I wonder if there was an impact event.
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May 6, 2020 14:29
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XMNN posted:also did you know the UK press is the least trusted in europe?  that collapse between 2018 & 2019What caused that i wonder? E: it's actually slightly heartening to see this but why won't the papers die already  this one graph is the only thing that needs to be posted in response to any of those twitter accounts crying "p-please buy our paper  "
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May 6, 2020 15:34
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Is he bollocks Yes
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May 6, 2020 17:17
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Guavanaut posted:Same with energy efficient lights. Now you can get ones that look identical to filament bulbs most of the opposition disappeared. I bet the boomers only stopped complaining because they don't know that they're not good ol' fashioned bulbs like what meemaw used to make If they knew they were  STEALTH EFFICIENT BULBS you can bet they'd be moaning that they're giving them headaches and avacados and need banning immediately
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May 6, 2020 22:26
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Well that's a lesson for life: you come at the superkings, you best not quit
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May 7, 2020 14:54
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Guavanaut posted:Do not gently caress the police. But NWA said
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May 8, 2020 15:41
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stories from america https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1257476755574718470 https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1257477043970887682 https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/1258136404363808769
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May 8, 2020 22:14
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Google maps sent me my monthly travel history update. ~ Highlights ~ Cities I've visited: - London Places I've been: - The local park - The local sainsbury's - The other local sainsbury's ~ End of highlights ~
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May 9, 2020 18:26
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My office gave us all the day off today anyway, a while ago. I wonder if they knew there was gonna be some clusterfuck announcement that confuses everyone (one of our guys is in the sage group)
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May 11, 2020 08:47
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Guavanaut posted:If earth's a plane then why are they telling us to stop flying Earth's a plane and life is like, just one big contrail maaaaaan
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May 11, 2020 09:32
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OwlFancier posted:The government was very clear that you should avoid public transport. France has mandated masks on the metro and set up cycle routes that follow the metro lines. But now that the frogs have done it, we have to do something else, such as be complete loving idiots
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May 11, 2020 10:02
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Necrothatcher posted:I dunno, Nigeria (and Lagos specifically) are pretty hot poo poo when it comes to viral outbreaks. They kicked rear end during the Ebola outbreak: Ok I'm starting to see this phrase a lot these days: quote:The swift battle was won not only with vigilant disinfecting, port-of-entry screening and rapid isolation but also with boot leather and lots and lots of in-person follow-up visits, Is this an evolution of the phrase "boots on the ground" which in turn means "people present at the scene"?
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May 11, 2020 10:14
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XMNN posted:no where in his rambling speech does it actually say that you shouldn't go back to work if it's not safe, it says you should go to work which they want to be safe It's poor journalism but if they're gonna get something wrong, at least they're putting out a safer message than the PM
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May 11, 2020 10:22
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Guavanaut posted:-10 Celsius Arctic Plunge Followed By 470 Rankine Summer Scorcher! 470! that's a big number! *opens all the windows and puts on shorts* *dies of exposure*
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May 11, 2020 10:54
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Dead Goon posted:Has this been posted? This is awesome but it does mean that landlords get away with selling their properties for a tidy sum, necks intact, which I'm not sure I'm comfortable with.
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May 11, 2020 17:11
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sassassin posted:As long as they're off the plane it doesn't matter if we give them a parachute or a bullet. The burden is gone. They might re-offend though. Letting them live sends the wrong message.
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May 11, 2020 17:24
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ThomasPaine posted:oh hey i'm a dr now apparently lol, they let anyone into academia these days i tells ya Congrats! You're now allowed to say "ah, just what the doctor ordered" when served in a bar
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May 11, 2020 19:31
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Sloth Life posted:Well done Dr Paine you officially Clever Bugger (tm). Great accomplishment, well deserved Actually I think you'll find he's now a TOP BOFFIN
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May 11, 2020 21:06
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https://mobile.twitter.com/davidallengreen/status/1259891630959722499 Get ready for the police to release a wishy washy statement and promise a non-apology
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May 12, 2020 09:01
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Up down up down. Barely legal? Then they go positive! *nurse tucks trump in for the night*
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May 14, 2020 09:40
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Bobstar posted:Oh ye gods! My country's ruined! Star-ar-mer, with his crazy explanations, The speaker of the house is gonna need his medication! When he hears Starmer's forensic examinations, There'll be trouble in the commons tonight!
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May 15, 2020 20:17
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jabby posted:Honestly it's my own fault for coming back to the thread. Work sucks right now, I don't have the mental energy to deal with people being raging assholes to each other over every perceived difference of opinion. I've been gliding right past every post that has the word "Labour" in it and the thread is a much better experience. Until an election comes around I just really don't care what's going on with Labour. Gonna stay a member, gonna vote hard left at every chance I get, not gonna read 5000 words a day about it though. I've developed a lurker's skim
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May 15, 2020 23:34
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Vitamin P posted:It's a bit sincere sure but morally and intellectually it's completely correct, you're just bitchmade and care less about other people than the poster you're quoting does. lol @ "bitchmade". Good job we have the 4chan ambassador here to bring back the latest cultural touchstones from his distant and exotic lands
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May 15, 2020 23:37
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very very good, one pound litre, very very nice, one pound litre
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May 16, 2020 11:37
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Jippa posted:Amazing. My favourite new conspiracy theory is that the term "conspiracy theory" was invented by the CIA
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May 16, 2020 16:22
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midori-a-gogo posted:sorry for the e/n post, but i'm not really sure where else to turn with this. don't talk about politics or if you must talk about politics, talk about policies not politicians. there is only pain down that path
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Gonzo McFee posted:And the name of that working class pub is The Margaret Thatcher Inn. The Eye & Lady
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