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StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Guavanaut posted:

Also from last month's thread, but there's some extremely pro stuff at this place.

Thanks for relinking this, and thanks to Soylent Yellow. That place is making want to :homebrew:

I used to have a couple of those cornelius kegs in a fridge with tap holes drilled out the front in my student flat. We had a near constant 60 bottles/fortnight every fortnight on the go which between 5 of us was absurd. I should really find out what happened to the kit once I left.

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StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Guavanaut posted:


Unrelated, check out this steaming turd:


Can whichever government engineered covid please make a stronger one for these assholes? tia.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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Cilla is a goon.

https://twitter.com/itsmatthooper/status/1258881005513052161

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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None of these slides make any loving sense. Like, axes are meaningless...

I'm pretty sure this is one of those cum tzu viral ridicule things like the horrible 'get brexit done' ones but c'mon, peoples lives are at stake.

https://twitter.com/SamuelPAustin/status/1259574045688897539

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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Pesky Splinter posted:

Leading into the Autumn of the Unwashed Taint, and the Winter of the Indelible Skidmark.

Winter of dicontaint.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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I've noticed the sharp decline in posting postivity is highly correlated to the absence of monster munch chat. Coincidence? I think not.

Let us unite and rise up against a common enemy: https://jamesvsburger.com/2014/02/09/recipe-monster-munch-burger/

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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I bet starmer snorts lines of powdered roast beef before PMQs. It gives him that forensic edge.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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This was great. Thanks for posting it!

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

Say what you will about chocolate oranges, they never once managed an advert that managed to be simultaneously horny and racist as this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAY_o36paQ0

Yeah but it resulted in this banger so there is no way to tell if it is good or bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xuedh4i_8E

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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Flipswitch posted:

No clapping here tonight except the old harridan at the end of the street watching for those who were outside and not clapping.

We had fireworks last week and they're the one thing I would be glad to see banned as much of an anti fun person that makes me. They terrorised one of my dogs right through her life, poor bugger.

Nextdoor is a garbage fire of curtain twitching mediocrity, but I've hope for my neighbourhood because someone posted 'not as much NHS clapping this week :|' and every single reply was 'yes because it's an empty loving gesture, pay them more through increased taxes'

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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Julio Cruz posted:

with a 4-year-old in the back?

No, that perk is only for members of the cabinet, not spads.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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I have no comment on whether headshaming is good or bad, but frankie boyle's description of him as a 'startled testicle' has forever stuck in my mind. As has his reference, in the same sentence, to Boris as a 'confused sex yeti'.

https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/1176553550698225664

Both are top 3 descriptions, but the number one spot still goes to Charlie Brooker for this gem of a description of our favorite heel-turn Piers Morgan:

https://twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/1974283482

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StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

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GazChap posted:

I've always been quite partial to Stewart Lee's description of Adrian Chiles as
"a speaking Toby jug filled to the brim with hot piss."

That's brutal. See also the recent moniker for Tom Harwood: BNOC Powell

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