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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

MorrisBae posted:

Fauci's going to quit, isn't he

the trump administration is going to drive him to suicide is my bet

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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

SKULL.GIF posted:

:peanut: 250,000 Worldwide Deaths! :peanut:

just the flu bro

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Inceltown posted:

Jorp is awake and has only been seen once silently playing with an RC car. Other than that it's all been his daughter using his social media and saying he's writing a book.

what the heck happened to him again? last I heard he was singing hte praises of the carnivore diet?

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

hope you stocked up your freezers folks

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

eric ciaramella posted:

that's a beer coozie

neoprene would be a horribly uncomfortable face covering too lol. it's putting a wetsuit over your mouth and nose

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Steve Yun posted:

What happened to all the kids who called me human being or the n word during games, how did they get replaced with this

they switched to doing that on twitter

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

GABA ghoul posted:

So this blows your balls clean off and then takes your kids a couple of weeks later? Seems like some kind of sign. Maybe we should listen?

just the flu bro

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

this has been my strategy and it works flawlessly

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

anime was right posted:

i really miss teriyaki but all of the teriyaki places have locked up

it's not super hard to make, the sauce is mostly brown sugar and soy sauce

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

fake news that font isn't from the 30s

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

gay picnic defence posted:

Just keep an epipen with the salt and pepper.

also, epipens now cost like $1k each and you have to have two of them. they expire every year too.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
i picked a hell of a year to start smoking meth

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

err posted:

Anyone remember the covid taskforce lmfao

we never got those loving drive up tests in CVS parking lot run by a google website, lmao

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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Bip Roberts posted:

Isn't cpr (for adults) mostly just make believe so you can say you tried unless you have a defibrillator immediately accessible

it's complicated--there's a difference between chest compressions and mouth to mouth breathing and you need to take a first aid class to learn when each is appropriate to use. trying to fix a problem with oxygen getting into the blood by just pumping more blood around is going to be useless for example

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