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201k dead space odyssey
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:09 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:50 |
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applebees is legit the worst fuckin chain restaurant i would rather eat cold chilli straight out the can instead
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:12 |
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good news for big bodybag
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:15 |
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may the flu be with u
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:29 |
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krang would totally send beebop and rocksteady to incite riots at lockdown protests
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:37 |
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these dudes are so hosed if they need to figure out logistics and tactics in an actual conflict instead of blasting on a bunch of unarmed parishioners or whatever
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:47 |
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surf's up, totally tubular
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:11 |
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Flavius Aetass posted:free baloogan baloogan was ahead of his time, probably doing just fine with his hoard of booze and canned goods in some godforsaken frozen wasteland
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:19 |
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/MacKinnRuth/status/1255900922305224705
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:44 |
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it's my constitutional right to order an $11 busch lite on tap at applebees
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:48 |
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she should extend the lockdown until october and ban assault rifles
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:00 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Boomer at work told me he has a haircut scheduled for the 15th of May back in the 70s all these guys had shoulder length hair and smoked lovely weed and now they always need it high and tight otherwise the other guys at the clubhouse might talk poo poo
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:18 |
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Burn Zone posted:if you haven't gotten the memo yet i don't agree with you, but i will defend your right to get your dumbass killed in a pandemic to the death
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 17:00 |
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musk is going to sell all of his stock and get forced out of the company
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 17:31 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Specialists have name recognition. "Go see Dr Johnson for his minimally invasive bullshit". They can take their ball (ie patient list) and leave, so hospitals are quick to kowtow to their demands. Orthopods, cardiac surgeons, etc *does not apply in rural areas with barely one hospital
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 17:37 |
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facetoucher cat posted:never poo poo again you say? acting like some sort of lurking reptile packed full of poo poo from florida is newsworthy
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 16:23 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is so hosed up owning the libs by owning the conservative minorities in blue states who have to live under liberal oppression and austerity
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 16:27 |
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turns out the royal academy and johns hopkins modelers weren't clicking the right buttons this whole time
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 16:30 |
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more like last responsers
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 16:35 |
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good thing entire ships and units aren't all getting this at the same time
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 14:14 |
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euphronius posted:lmao There are no CDC guidelines for reopening there are but it would make chud governors look bad so they will be ignored
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 14:15 |
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you gotta go back to work because you'll need as much money as possible to pay out of pocket with your high deductible insurance plan for the oxygen you'll need after contracting roni after going back to work
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 14:17 |
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gonna let all the early adopters take the billgates vaccine 1.0 so the kinks get worked out before i get it, not gonna pay to beta test again
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 05:22 |
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bill gates is such a nerdlinger desperate for affection he decided to make the masses love him by fighting diseases and now all these crazy fucks hate him for it and it's gonna make him go full supervillain
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 15:02 |
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FizFashizzle posted:lmao trump's whole strat is just to ignore it and pretend it never happened and like 40% of the country is on board with it that was the plan the whole time but after the royal academy model came out everyone screamed at him and the states shut down
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 15:05 |
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old beast lunatic posted:Just talked to a friend from PA over the weekend who works at an assisted living facility that housed 78 people. They lost 23 of them so far. All had to die alone and say goodbye to families on a designated COVID iPad. the touching apple ads write themselves, tell the marketing department to clean out their home office desks
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 15:46 |
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Doc Fission posted:I'm at my sister's for a few days and they have regular TV and wow those "thank you" commercials from big firms that won't pay their "essential" folks more than $9 an hour are so loving demeaning. How does everyone not feel this outrage maybe a military aircraft flyby costing $3 million would make them feel better about their 10 hour shift getting threatened by chuds who don't want to wear a mask in the store
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 15:51 |
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the whole idea for the lockdown was to buy time for hospitals to increase capacity and get testing to the point we can do contact tracing but america is so dysfunctional after a few months our hospitals are in shambles and we're still half-assedly rationing testing to people that meet an arbitrary list of criteria
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# ¿ May 12, 2020 13:44 |
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i go on cobra next month and for just me it's $750 a month and for the whole family it's just shy of $2000 a month
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# ¿ May 12, 2020 14:07 |
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mastershakeman posted:Why not use the ACA? Its early in the year so deductible preservation on cobra doesn't make sense it's a medical leave situation instead of an unemployment situation, normal insurance resumes after the leave is over
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# ¿ May 12, 2020 14:13 |
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mastershakeman posted:God drat that sucks , I didn't realize medical leave would knock anyone off employer insurance yeah, the cutoff is apparently 6 months which wasn't even on my radar at the beginning of this because i was planning on already being back by now but for some reason those darned surgeries keep getting delayed
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# ¿ May 12, 2020 14:17 |
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if it gets windy enough the whole crowd will do the wave
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 05:28 |
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they didn't die from beatings they died with beatings
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 15:15 |
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flipping a coin gives similar results while costing far less unless it's the $1 trillion coin
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 17:59 |
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1260623136740999168?s=19 rated the best cruise buffet to contract gonorrhea from
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 19:08 |
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only the fancy restaurants get mannequins to make the paying stiffs feel comfortable
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# ¿ May 14, 2020 03:59 |
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https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1260930605237190665?s=19 comedy pence and trump don't die but end up incapacitated simultaneously
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# ¿ May 14, 2020 15:05 |
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Drinkfist posted:We have to keep being reminded the hard way. History books don't teach poo poo. It's just for nerds and nerd statisticians. i made this argument to someone and they said it doesn't apply because of advances in medicine and hygiene since then
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# ¿ May 14, 2020 15:19 |
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/WhiteHouseCEA/status/1257680258364555264?s=19 mission accomplished we did it open er up close the thread make discussion of it banable
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# ¿ May 16, 2020 15:48 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:50 |
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just being the absolutely bitchiest pussy in the world after wearing a mask 10 minutes and deciding real men don't wear masks
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# ¿ May 16, 2020 16:04 |