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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

201k dead space odyssey

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

applebees is legit the worst fuckin chain restaurant i would rather eat cold chilli straight out the can instead

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


good news for big bodybag

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

may the flu be with u

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

krang would totally send beebop and rocksteady to incite riots at lockdown protests

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

these dudes are so hosed if they need to figure out logistics and tactics in an actual conflict instead of blasting on a bunch of unarmed parishioners or whatever

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


surf's up, totally tubular

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Flavius Aetass posted:

free baloogan

baloogan was ahead of his time, probably doing just fine with his hoard of booze and canned goods in some godforsaken frozen wasteland

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/MacKinnRuth/status/1255900922305224705

im trying to find a downside to this and am struggling

:ok:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

it's my constitutional right to order an $11 busch lite on tap at applebees

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


she should extend the lockdown until october and ban assault rifles

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Iron Crowned posted:

Boomer at work told me he has a haircut scheduled for the 15th of May

back in the 70s all these guys had shoulder length hair and smoked lovely weed and now they always need it high and tight otherwise the other guys at the clubhouse might talk poo poo

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Burn Zone posted:

if you haven't gotten the memo yet



i don't agree with you, but i will defend your right to get your dumbass killed in a pandemic to the death

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

musk is going to sell all of his stock and get forced out of the company

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Specialists have name recognition. "Go see Dr Johnson for his minimally invasive bullshit". They can take their ball (ie patient list) and leave, so hospitals are quick to kowtow to their demands. Orthopods, cardiac surgeons, etc

Nobody comes to the hospital for a specific EM doc, anesthesiologist, radiologist, etc so they have little leverage in negotiations.

*does not apply in rural areas with barely one hospital

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

facetoucher cat posted:

never poo poo again you say?

https://www.cnet.com/news/florida-lizard-sets-depressing-record-for-constipation-in-a-living-animal/

Florida lizard sets depressing record for constipation in a living animal



acting like some sort of lurking reptile packed full of poo poo from florida is newsworthy

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


owning the libs by owning the conservative minorities in blue states who have to live under liberal oppression and austerity

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


turns out the royal academy and johns hopkins modelers weren't clicking the right buttons this whole time

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

more like last responsers

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


good thing entire ships and units aren't all getting this at the same time

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

euphronius posted:

lmao There are no CDC guidelines for reopening

incredible

there are but it would make chud governors look bad so they will be ignored

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

you gotta go back to work because you'll need as much money as possible to pay out of pocket with your high deductible insurance plan for the oxygen you'll need after contracting roni after going back to work

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

gonna let all the early adopters take the billgates vaccine 1.0 so the kinks get worked out before i get it, not gonna pay to beta test again

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

bill gates is such a nerdlinger desperate for affection he decided to make the masses love him by fighting diseases and now all these crazy fucks hate him for it and it's gonna make him go full supervillain

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

FizFashizzle posted:

lmao trump's whole strat is just to ignore it and pretend it never happened and like 40% of the country is on board with it

that was the plan the whole time but after the royal academy model came out everyone screamed at him and the states shut down

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

old beast lunatic posted:

Just talked to a friend from PA over the weekend who works at an assisted living facility that housed 78 people. They lost 23 of them so far. All had to die alone and say goodbye to families on a designated COVID iPad.

OPEN R UP

the touching apple ads write themselves, tell the marketing department to clean out their home office desks

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Doc Fission posted:

I'm at my sister's for a few days and they have regular TV and wow those "thank you" commercials from big firms that won't pay their "essential" folks more than $9 an hour are so loving demeaning. How does everyone not feel this outrage

maybe a military aircraft flyby costing $3 million would make them feel better about their 10 hour shift getting threatened by chuds who don't want to wear a mask in the store

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

the whole idea for the lockdown was to buy time for hospitals to increase capacity and get testing to the point we can do contact tracing but america is so dysfunctional after a few months our hospitals are in shambles and we're still half-assedly rationing testing to people that meet an arbitrary list of criteria

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i go on cobra next month and for just me it's $750 a month and for the whole family it's just shy of $2000 a month

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

mastershakeman posted:

Why not use the ACA? Its early in the year so deductible preservation on cobra doesn't make sense

it's a medical leave situation instead of an unemployment situation, normal insurance resumes after the leave is over

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

mastershakeman posted:

God drat that sucks , I didn't realize medical leave would knock anyone off employer insurance

yeah, the cutoff is apparently 6 months which wasn't even on my radar at the beginning of this because i was planning on already being back by now but for some reason those darned surgeries keep getting delayed

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

if it gets windy enough the whole crowd will do the wave

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

they didn't die from beatings they died with beatings

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


flipping a coin gives similar results while costing far less unless it's the $1 trillion coin

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


rated the best cruise buffet to contract gonorrhea from

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

only the fancy restaurants get mannequins to make the paying stiffs feel comfortable

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1260930605237190665?s=19

comedy pence and trump don't die but end up incapacitated simultaneously

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Drinkfist posted:

We have to keep being reminded the hard way. History books don't teach poo poo. It's just for nerds and nerd statisticians.

i made this argument to someone and they said it doesn't apply because of advances in medicine and hygiene since then

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


mission accomplished we did it open er up close the thread make discussion of it banable

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

just being the absolutely bitchiest pussy in the world after wearing a mask 10 minutes and deciding real men don't wear masks

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