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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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how are people celebrating their reopening? I'm going to the rub and tug and bringing extra gloves.

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

it's so nice to be here Drew Carey. I do not want to kill you. I'm going under. 1 death.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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more lies from the discredited china controlled WHO? no thank you.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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the 7pm pots banging against the coronavirus is getting quieter each day, as boredom death sets in

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

a former professor of mine's husband died, that's the closest it's gotten to me so far, but i fear/expect it will get much closer.

1 in 300 americans have it already and it's only going to get worse

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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and they're not even counting the border baby jails

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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pancake rabbit posted:

viiiiiiiiiii
virus hoax is a feeling
and i'm high on believing

https://twitter.com/srl/status/1256390313045823490

this guy doesn't believe in mental health

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

the ad came up again but you dont seem to have PMs so here hopefully you see it!
https://www.inspiremasks.com/?fbclid=IwAR0jFFMpkZwqtjOyCf5C5N4cJKm7Sk6iXa39MIpa4qXCv3DMC8fxDjszagg



lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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I'm applying heat in minceraft as we post

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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most people's savings are in tax-deferred accounts, where you pay little/no tax on the investment but are required to pay taxes when withdrawing early. if you withdraw from one of those, government will usually classify that money as income and make you pay tax on it.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Google Butt posted:

I have like 20k in my 401k, is there any reason to not just withdraw all that poo poo right the gently caress now?

talk to a financial planner

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1256744089992773632

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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GATES FOUNDATION posted:

but at the same time, china covered it up and millions died

also it has a death rate of 0.1%, open er up, let's get that corn

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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good thing drone operators can work from home
:obama:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/df/Scout_dominationeng02.wav

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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shut the gently caress up functioning country haver

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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if u dont have the corbonavirus, Swipe Left

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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get that corn

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Gringostar posted:

oh yeah lol

sill, what's the mortality rate for rona?

100% people who get will eventually die

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

You can’t just putputput your bikerino down Appalachian trails :qq:

ha ha baseball card in the spokes goes brrr

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Iron Crowned posted:

How do you propose I get my liquor, huh smart guy?

make it yourself. a little bathtub hooch never hurt anyone.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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shovelbum posted:

Here's a real country



what's with the big spike around May 1st?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Still not doing to refute my argument of "you're insane for thinking that this is on its way out of the news."

what are you even arguing about

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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snoo posted:

look we can all agree that america is a demon cracker nation and completely hosed for the foreseeable future

yup

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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in the event of an actual nuclear apocalypse, these prepper dipshits would be opening the bunker door every morning hoping for the paint store to reopen

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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it's cool that there are firefighters in each town who work for the public, but no such doctors. gotta save the houses though.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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“I think Congress is inclined to do a lot of things but I don’t think they’re inclined to do bailouts. A bailout is different than, you know, reimbursing for the plague,” said Trump, 

lol come on

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Spoondick posted:

more like last responsers

that would be trump

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Russia has had 10k new cases a day for two days now :trumppop:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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SKULL.GIF posted:

Lol so when it gets worse after opening back up, they don't have the power anymore to order it shut back down

For gently caress's sake

I hope the incoming supreme justice doesnt believe in stare decisis

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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GATES FOUNDATION posted:

Can the governor pull a jackson and dare the court to enforce their ruling?

Can he mobilize the national guard and shell their building to let them know who's in charge?

cops and state troopers would call his bluff and ask him to enforce his stay at home orders. law enforcement is chuds, and not just any chuds, but constitution loving, small government, anti tyranny, prepper chuds. theyre in the prime Open Up demographic.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Iron Crowned posted:

What will they file the deaths under?

CHYNA

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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“The more that you have people out there, the greater the possibility is for transmission,” Abbott said on the call, which a spokesperson confirmed was authentic on Tuesday. “The goal never has been to get transmission down to zero.”

COME ON

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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planes are lovers, not fighters

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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2020 has been an awful year so far, one of the absolute worst

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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the cumulative stands for cum

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Get. That. Corn.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Schnorkles posted:

i don't think the bureaucrats realize that kicking people off unemployment is literally gonna cause food riots~

they've never before faced consequences for their actions

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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toilet paper was out of stock :shrug:

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