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open it up already
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:05 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 05:03 |
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eric ciaramella posted:how are people celebrating their reopening? I'm going to the rub and tug and bringing extra gloves. I’ve been practicing in hinging my jaw so I can put whole doorknobs in my mouth
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:14 |
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there wolf lmao posted:150,001 150,002
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:20 |
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gently caress man I just had a harrowing thought, what if the fuckin ninja turtles got the virus
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:33 |
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Flavius Aetass posted:why do you think they don't make the cartoon anymore dude and they are like 50 now I’m really worried
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:37 |
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there wolf lmao posted:150,003 you son of a bitch 150,004
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:47 |
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lmao hard times Too Much Inside Bad? Brain All Dumb Now BY KEVIN HUFE | APRIL 30, 2020 We all know important science adults say we need be inside. We all know be inside help no get sick, ‘specially help cranky old mommies and daddies. Many have idea we let economy outside as trade for eleventy thousand grampas and grandmas dead, but other people from school say that evil and bad. Hownever, have we done thought bad things happen when everybody inside too much time? Did science people forget brain get sick too when tell everybody “outside bad”? Personallike, I’ve no been having good easy fun time during stay inside. First few days, okee dokee. No feel no different. Still have tv. Claystation still play the game. But after many day, fun things now boring. Even think read book maybe, but too hard. Me think brain no work good no more. Me no brain science man, but know how head normal think, and head no normal think now. Head actually think real bad. Can barely remember how turn on Spongebob. When try write article for job, only big dumb dumb sentence come out of head to fingers. Luckylike, tv typing box do good job fix mistakes, but me scared soon bossman no pay if can’t write good. In end only time tattle tell what good and what bad. Me hopes inside time-out no go too long. We all much excite to go back work or school or play jungle gym. It not easy not get play outside, but America gots to no catch icky-sicky-19 even if cost brain goodness. Smart brain history man say “Give me liberty or give me death.” He make words good and words that is good are being important today as words good then I think. I have gun now, go protest?
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:35 |
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MadJackal posted:I'm still alive! gently caress yeah
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 03:27 |
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a good friends dad is dying of this and i don’t know what the gently caress to say
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 04:09 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 14:22 |
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triple sulk posted:where can i get the solo cup mask it was a random facebook ad and now its gone i regret everything I'll pm you if i see it again though
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 14:58 |
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/MikeElk/status/1256100404611485696?s=20 People with disabilities are just hosed over by the state so badly. They have less rights than normal people, they can be paid less for the same work, and can even be refused alcohol legally. When I went to fight some terrible brewery laws at the maryland legislature one of the discussions on the docket was a man with only physical disabilities who bars and liquor stores can and did legally not serve because he is "disabled" and they make no distinction between mental or physical. I believe disabled people are still being sterilized in many states.
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 15:08 |
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BeefThief posted:crossing my fingers for escalations in the chuds vs. cops battle chuds vs cops is like the french and indian war, it sounds like theyre the ones fighting but they're actually on the same side
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 15:14 |
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BeefThief posted:they have been, but the desire for cops to assert their authority and the propensity for chuds to forget things they previously believed in a nanosecond may generate a strange rift (inshallah) indeed, also your avatar reminds me of better days, basta
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 15:19 |
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it would be fitting with hellworld that NYC gets the big hurricane its always dreaded this year.
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 15:39 |
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Gunshow Poophole posted:we already dodged a bullet in April we had like 50mph winds for a day straight I had a 70 mph gust from that storm down in Maryland it was crazy
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 15:47 |
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WHY WONT THE GOVERNOR OF MICHIGAN NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 15:56 |
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someone on facebook's work is making them wear this and go into the office for no reason lol
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:13 |
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lure makes it come off so threatening lol
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:30 |
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Bullfrog posted:Just learned that around 50% of the covid19 cases in my community went to one or more stores WHILE they were symptomatic, even through april. ridiculous a somehow worse version of gently caress you got mine
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 20:46 |
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The blue angels and thunderbirds just flew over my house wonder how much this dumb bullshit cost lol
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 16:47 |
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exponential stupidity growth on a logarithmic scale
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 16:51 |
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snoo posted:I was sleeping and it woke me up I happened to be looking out the window and saw them but I see them every year for Navy commencement
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 16:54 |
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triple sulk posted:where can i get the solo cup mask the ad came up again but you dont seem to have PMs so here hopefully you see it! https://www.inspiremasks.com/?fbclid=IwAR0jFFMpkZwqtjOyCf5C5N4cJKm7Sk6iXa39MIpa4qXCv3DMC8fxDjszagg
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 17:32 |
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triple sulk posted:god bless im buying a couple of everything with a cool pattern because whenever i have to go teach in my classroom again I'm wearing a drat mask every day.
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 17:37 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:They said it isn’t costing us anything additional because they have to get a minimum number of flight hours anyway so they’re doing this instead of what they usually do. It kinda feels like it’s just a trap to get people to go outside to congregate and get the roni though. lol between them they get 70 million a year
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 17:50 |
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snoo posted:what kinda simp gives a poo poo about a loud fast airplane lmao lol every year at navy commencement the suburbs around annapolis become a parking lot of slack jawed yokels gawking at loud airplane
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 17:57 |
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blatman posted:there won't be bread lines because everyone will socially distance in a grid in the parking lot it's not a line if it's roughly square shaped cant have breadlines if its a drive thu
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 18:19 |
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dew worm posted:boomers need a loving hobby being annoying at grocery stores is a hobby
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 19:10 |
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lol what the fuckkkkk
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 19:19 |
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smarxist posted:it rules how reactionaries already have their narrative and it's basically air tight; despite photos of mass graves being dug, they're just saying that liberal governments are running up the death tallies and that the corona deaths are actually way way lower. i can't think of any effective way to counter it with information, so it's just going to have to be an endless process of reopening "safely" and then mass deaths it’s going to get so bad in less populated places soon I wonder what the excuse will be then
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 19:33 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:aren't less populated places, by definition, going to have a lower rate of transmission they all have to go to the same places to buy anything though
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 19:48 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:We went trail riding today and drove to an isolated trailhead. Rolled into beautiful connellsville PA and they’re literally having a parade with fire trucks and sirens and no social distancing at all, very few masks. This is a big stop in the great Allegheny passage. Completely insane. I’ve said this before but neighbors that like never went out or did anything but be retired before this are making it a point to have friends over and go out all the time and are posting proudly about it on next door. a pickup with trump flags was going around the neighborhood honking today
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 20:56 |
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how are all these people so incredibly stupid
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 22:20 |
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:just an aside wasp killer is probably one of the most powerful weapons you can buy that isn’t explicitly so pfft I attached a firehose to my roof with a pump attached to a barrel of pepper spray to ward off any infected walking near my house, the mail man fears me. I bet it world work on super hornets
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 22:45 |
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Yesh posted:the virus was Goku's only enemy he couldn't beat also fatherhood
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 00:01 |
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that’s why you never have friends
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 01:54 |
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Pooky posted:Only 37,308 deaths so far lol what
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 05:23 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 15:50 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 05:03 |
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this is all very interesting please go on about this more
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 17:02 |