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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

150k

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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overmind2000 posted:

I just compared the rate of reported deaths each day to historical battles and loving lol we're fighting and losing the battle of gettysburg every three to four days

four score and *fartz(*

they knew what they signed up for

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

the g15 is a piece of poo poo

I'm a Rosewill mechanical guy now.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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euphronius posted:

these are extremely small and it’s discouraging they get amplified

much like the virus :grin:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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brugroffil posted:

we do not haev a functional federal govenrment lol

:slick:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

the video loving owns

https://twitter.com/AlyssiaByrd13/status/1257492660933332992

old people driving cars at any time is loving terrifying

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

snoo posted:

nothing matters

:yeah:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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snoo posted:

DO SOMETHING!

its cinco de mayo have u tried some delicious mexican themed food and alcohol?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

the gently caress

do you just hose off the table after?

what

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

kater posted:

i have no idea how any plane manages to avoid anything, flying out of so many cities is just straight terrifying.

its almost like there are extremely smart people who pilot and coordinate planes for a living, aided by a century of methodical learning from experience and mistakes.

modern aviation is one of the highest accomplishments of human beings.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

kater posted:

idk why i quoted this but i prolly just wanted to laugh at it. lol.

like seriously lol.

oh no sniped:
https://i.imgur.com/jgD6WNr.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szqNmefKXxc

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

extremely good and cool unironically

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

stay safe out there friends, don't turn to hard drugs during these covid times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SePVlroq6AI

i miss cocaine but i mean what would i loving do if i couldnt go to a bar on it so yeah im good

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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Marzzle posted:

like even NPR type stuff is having a hard time reconciling with what's obviously literal class warfare happening and there's casualties and factions and everything. of course they still have time to hijack a whole time slot with landlords being huge babies about muh muh muh lost revenues

i turned on NPR today in the car for "THE WORLD" and ive never heard a group of people so far up their own assholes.

they were casually discussing and questioning the most absolutely mentally ill bonkers Trump quotes as if they weren't utter mental illness.

They are beyond lost.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
no hope

https://twitter.com/mattatouille/status/1258558115215110145

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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Nothus posted:

My only regret is that future generations will not know the simple pleasure of soft serve ice cream

their cheezy bread was delish too

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

snoo posted:

you're right not having kids DOES own

congrats on this extremely obvious revelation

glad u r here :3

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

snoo posted:

im not

tubm

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

MorrisBae posted:

I met a girl online a few days ago that I thought was absolutely perfect. We Skyped and hit it off great.

Then she told me she was paying someone $4000 to drive from Florida to her home in Detroit and deliver a puppy.

I told her this is probably a bad idea because

1. There's no hotels, so guy's going to have to drive straight through
2. No bathrooms will be open on the way
3. She's immunocompromised and if she gets roni from the guy or the dog, she's pretty much going to die
4. $4000 wtf
5. What if it's a scam and the guy kills you

Her response: "the local shelters were out of dogs, and I saw pictures so I know it's real"

We haven't talked since

:rip:

sounds legit definitely hit without a condom or people guarding the door with AR-15s.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Florida will have an absoltely insane case/death rate but its going to be a slow burn. Comparing it to NY is apples to oranges horseshit. If you had floridians all taking underground transit and living 6 stories high it would be a (quicker) bloodbath.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
drove by my parents place today for Mothers Day to say hi from my car.

My parents said they are thinking about going to Hawaii in November for my Mom's 70th birthday.

THEY DON'T loving GET IT YET

:negative:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Flesh Forge posted:

the entire world is going to close off travel to and from the united states, lmfao

this first came to my mind like 3 weeks ago but yeah. this is an absolutely realistic expectation. We will flounder in outbreaks, over and over and over, while the rest of the world recovers with strong systems to prevent spread. Americans will be radioactive.

Even afterwards expect a decade plus of stigma while traveling abroad.

We all get the big scarlet TRUMP on our passports.

Should have gone to Japan last year. By the time I get to Tokyo, I will be 40ish and unable to get hammered and travel at the same time.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i will never stop picking my nose

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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were doomed lol

https://twitter.com/xan_desanctis/status/1260573101148065794

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

I'm sorry this loving rules, what a delightful horror show

new thread title please

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

San Diegan here. The SD Sheriffs are the worst police force in the county. They are on the same side as this dude.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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snoo posted:

gently caress retail and gently caress customers

please fold this pile of clothes customers have returned for a full refund or youre fired :colbert:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

i think youll find that all police are on the same side as that dude

i agree. just saying the SD Sheriffs are incredibly bad. significantly more than average. every one is a raging rear end in a top hat.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Gio posted:

she is absolutely lying about her behavior

Gio posted:

she is absolutely lying about her behavior

Gio posted:

she is absolutely lying about her behavior

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ONhJ_HBT4

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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GET BACK TO WORK ASSHOLES!Q!!!!

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