FBI arrest Ghislaine Maxwell, ex-girlfriend of the late Jeffrey Epstein

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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Do we still have a celebrity death pool thread? Does she count?

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 19:02

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 10:41

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Sunswipe posted:

I think you'd have to make a fairly accurate guess as to the suicide method or exact date of death as well. Gotta be cheating just to say she'll die soon.

I'll give her 20 days, and might as well stick with the tried-and-true hanging.
Second place goes to "an preexisting medical condition."

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 19:13

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Milo and POTUS posted:

whats a pothem

A possum with a lisp.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 23:12

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I saw this thread had a poo poo ton of updates and figured Maxwell suicided, but it turns out y'all turned this into a goddamn Room 237 documentary where someone looks at a skiing poster and says, "Hm, yes. This is clearly a Minotaur."

# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 19:23

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I've been saying "Jizz-LAYN" and I will not be corrected.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 20:32

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R.L. Stine posted:

stanely kubrick was killed because of eyes wide shut

Nailed it. That lady got me yelling at a computer screen.

E: Quoted the wrong person! GAZE UPON MY SHAME!
(But yes, the skiing poster in the screenshot)

Das Boo fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jul 8, 2020

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 07:40

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It really is bizarre how much of the population will go their whole lives wherein the possibility of loving a child isn't even a consideration, while there's this group obsessed with how/how do I not/technically I didn't gently caress a child.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 16:27

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TheIncredulousHulk posted:

I feel like whoever it was that compared them to obsessive niche hobbyists really bullseyed it

"I'm into collecting masks from Central America! How about you?"
" :mrwhite:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 16:43

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Heath posted:

Post the masks

Okay, I lied. Mine are from SE Asia.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 21:51

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Big Beef City posted:

where is cum lion

Give him a minute.

Big Beef City posted:

where is cum lion

I got you, mate. :cool:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 22:26

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... Give a dog a bone?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 18:38

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Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 19:06

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PIZZA.BAT posted:

Pizza.Bat
Pizza.Bate
Pizza.Gate

:tinfoil:

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 21:40

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PIZZA.BAT posted:

i know some of you are doing this poo poo 'ironically' but that's how this garbage spreads and it's going to genuinely make a few people start to go crazy

Those people are already busy putting up red strings about your username. They didn't need our late and obvious jokes.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 21:45

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Maxwell being part of an international pedo ring has more in common with MK Ultra in that is a conspiracy theory turned provable, extensively documented, verifiable fact.

What the gently caress is it about Pizzagate in particular that destroys people's minds? This is some real "You think the moon is real?" type poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 22:17

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This thread has shown me how people get away with having sex islands for 40 years.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 20:17

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Earwicker posted:

didnt see this posted, apparently the suspected assassin is an MRA nut who had a case against Columbia University's gender studies institute, which was dismissed by this judge

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/07/the-man-suspected-of-shooting-new-jersey-judges-family-was-an-anti-feminist-mens-rights-activist/amp/

No facts please, they'll get in the way of my Italian Communist assassin moon base theory.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 21:32

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Turns out her cell's the haunted one where the cameras flicker on and off.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 19:42

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Female judges tend to be harsher, so maybe okay.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 14:34

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I mean, Occam's Razor wouldn't have me thinking there's a secret billionaire pedophile island, but here we are.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 20:03

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I had a big thing here on comparative case studies, but I'll opt for short: It sincerely strikes me as odd when a person of Epstein's character kills themselves outside of "My death will ruin [x]'s life." It is extremely unlikely that his disvalue of others' lives extended to his own, or that he had a come to Jesus moment after setting up and successfully running a billionaire pedo isle for decades.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 20:15

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The sketch artist made sure to let you know exactly what's up. It's like an Escher self-portrait.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 05:23

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What was count 2?

# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 23:17

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Mozi posted:

Heath posted:

Cross post

Thank you both.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 23:20

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gleebster posted:

In the event of a civil war, they're now required to fight on the republican side.

Yeah, this is generally what happens when you forget to edit the class tab on the creation screen.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 19:54

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Maybe she can draw the gunman while he draws on her.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2022 07:25

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Guards quoted Maxwell as saying, "Man, there's a 'Cracklin Tatah' choked in ma throat."

# ¿ Jun 28, 2022 16:46

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 10:41

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dr_rat posted:

No but you don't understand, Trans people and Hillary Clinton are behind it all because a pizza chain exists. Oh and another random group I don't like, they're also masterminding it all as well.

Mmm... I'm gonna say the Chips Ahoy people.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 16:30

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