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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression


Phish lot balloon guy is there but very clear-headed from huffing pure oxygen.

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

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Sink 182



Dude looks like he's about to a fat life insurance/inheritance pay out lol

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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No one likes you when you're 23 (thousand leagues under the sea).

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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Maybe they should have double checked everything on the sub.

All the small things in particular.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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They actually found The Heart of the Ocean and are just on a quick run to a pawn shop.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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In pronunciation there isn't a lot of difference between porthole and portal. In practice however...

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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Elukka posted:

Not sure it's likely anyone will ever recover this. There's no vehicle made for this job, so as far as I can figure it'd be some risky improvised deal with another submersible not made for it trying to somehow manipulate this one that is also not made for it. I'm not feeling optimistic this could be done before they're dead, and interest in putting in all that effort will wane once it's about recovering corpses.

Who knows, though, maybe some other rich adventurer will want to try.

Basically this, unless there is some super secret US Navy tech to scoop them up off the bottom they are dead already even if currently still breathing. If a rescue effort is mounted I hope no one else has to put their lives on the line.

Unless it's like the Onion suggested and it's another sub full of billionaires then sure lol.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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If we all tweet at Elon can we bully him into taking a minisub directly into the abyss? A goon project to benefit the entire world.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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Slotducks posted:

i thought we all established that the banging was the sound of orcas lmao'ing

I didn't even think of the orcas. Now that would be a twist.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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Thrillionaire Oxygen Deprivation Megathread

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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The only thing about me that isn't rich is my blood oxygen level.


I like the combo title.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Rest In Pressure

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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What if they went under and changed subs just below the surface? Truly the perfect crime.

If you were going to fake your death in a submarine implosion why would you waste more than a playstation controllers worth of money on steering even if you were a billionaire?

weg fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jun 22, 2023

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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Cojawfee posted:

The implosion turned them into paste, the heat generated by the sudden increase in pressure likely flash cooked the paste. Are we going to have to deal with a bunch of fish that have had a taste of the finer things and start demanding more?

drat so that's 5 hosed hotdog men in the ocean and one in Russia all in one week.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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"Ohhh he'll be guided by six nice sherpas when he cums"

:banjo:

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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They encountered a problem and quickly became a solution.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

trying to figure out how this belongs in the everest thread

This is the Thrillionaire Oxygen Deprivation Megathread

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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If only there was a way to arrange a revenge expedition to crap all over it and leave trash everywhere....

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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Facebook Aunt posted:

No, it's to look at.

:yeah:

weg
Jun 6, 2006

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Chief McHeath posted:

big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving TREX at basecamp then hosed

Lmao

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

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So now if my dentist claims to have climbed Everest I can tell him he's full of poo poo and even if he has I still have him on a technicality.

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