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DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Gripweed posted:

I really wanted to get to at least 100. But it became clear that that wasn't going to happen



it doesn’t seem to limit by size much, so you can name all the dumb towns around wherever you live, and really just any place you can think of

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DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


twoday posted:

I think this one went too far



gonna reel it back in a bit

zerocool further

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


some say tmuol is an anti-Semite

he is actually yo-Semite

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



goddamn it stop just tweeting it out turnupgt

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


euphronius posted:

“no trespassing” is redundant as trespassing means entry upon land without permission

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


THE HEALTHCARE PRESIDENT

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


lmao Arizona is not, in fact, doing very well

sending the dr on a plague tour

tmourt

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


have reporters tried asking follow up questions?

makes for better content

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



:piss:

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



lmao mint plaza can get rowdy, imagining rich people eating their $300, 3hr sushi meals, in a see through dome, while a homeless dude shits on the ground 30 ft away, as they all desperately try to ignore him and pretend they can’t see the outside, is pretty hilarious

context: (this is all pre corona, haven’t been there since March) Mint plaza has a ton of “privacy” compared to everywhere around it, because it is 1 block from Market st and all the malls in downtown sf. it’s surrounded by tall buildings and alleyways, and in addition to that sushi place, there is a bank, another restaurant, and a blue bottle coffee shop right on the plaza. because of the way that plaza is shaped and located, and the fact that there are tons of places to sit, it’s always full of homeless people, tech bros, and tourists

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



that’s it! ive just read the dumbest thing I’ll read today and I can now safely log off

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



:hmmyes:

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



whoa you can’t bring children in here, the president is speaking

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


what people can’t get paid 8 million a year anymore!?!?!?

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


what is happening

this is the president?

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


time to drink I guess lmao

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


TMMadman posted:

Ok thread: pick a strain for me to pack my next bowl with: I've some Blue Dream that's already broken up and some Mr. Clean from my last purchase. Plus today, I picked up some Gorilla'd Cheese, Sour Banana Sherbet #2, and Outer Space.

blue dream obv

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Bulgakov posted:

aww butts i ran an errand and forgot to check in on trummy when I got back

my friend, he is still trumping rn

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


executive order to change.... and charge Americans

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


is this guy having a stroke right now? such sluuurrrr

THULMP

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


you never heard the middlewoman before!

-presient trumls

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


on opioids, I'm pleased to announce...

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


act of attempted murder on the fed building lmao

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Bulgakov posted:

i got in late

are they playing the music, as they usually do

trump rally jrs demand it otherwise the president will scream and load his diaper up all night

they played hail to the chief

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


making deals with Iran and North Korea, very quickly!

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


china or Russia a bigger threat? I don't know, you'll have to figure it out!

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


where the gently caress is my teeulmp money

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


omg they're booing and cheering omg lmaoooo

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


gooddamn it was just getting good

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



all bats are possibly rabid!

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Epic High Five posted:

greatest filmmaker of our times

ok YOU must be Neil Breen

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


paranoid randroid posted:

me, an intellectual:



bread isn’t toast fool

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


summing up today’s teunp

follow up questions make our large adult president very wet and confused

he did an eo for 4 things! but not really just one that doesn’t do anything and some memos that also do nothing

announced it to another audience who booed reporters again okok today was a very normal one

thighlmp

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Shear Modulus posted:

trno buys a boat dock and does all his future press briefings there instead of his golf club

trunwup has them bring an aircraft carrier to the boaters he stands on the dock, a helicopter spinning wildly and loudly, just out of sight

reporters shout questions from tiny boats. teubrp yells increasingly deranged things louder and louder. the boater crowd doesn’t like the sound of the reporters questions. they attack the reporters with the poles of giant maga flags

tuslrp grabs kayleighs hand, she pulls him toward the copter and they hide from the carnage, taking off almost immediately

no one asks turnsop a question ever again

DarkEuphoria has issued a correction as of 07:03 on Aug 9, 2020

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



:shuckyes:

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


low energy tumblek

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



more high energy than a tuno presser

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


this loving guy

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DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



increasingly deranged, feels correct

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