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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

We think the NFL is gonna sacrifice lives for games, I can't wait to see what the SEC does

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

He didn't? Did I miss a news update?

Turned out to be Fake News

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Supposedly the Ravens were after him too so he must have been worth kicking the tires on

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1290382306918662151?s=19

Man seeing Josh Allen play definitely instills me with hope

lol

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/sgellison/status/1290435052808151040

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Del Rio 100% wants everyone on prophylactic doses of any malaria drug and antibiotic that can be found.

My older family believes that Tylenol will fix anything from insomnia to a sinus infection. If I mentioned in passing that I had demons oozing out of a cut on my arm they'd ask me if I took some Tylenol.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kalli posted:

Sounds like someone needs to go back to NXT to develop his gimmick.

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1291021076978311168

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

nerve posted:

why's this funny

She's a Seahawks fan.

In other news, this is more effort then I was expecting the NFL to put in

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1291008620054958081

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

DANGER LAMAR JACKSON YOU ARE APPROACHING SOMEONE THAT ONLY MAKES $40k/yr

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Bradys doctor probably told them it prevents covid or something

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

What the gently caress is it with Miami and their sports teams

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Miami-Dade county is like the hottest metropolitan area in the country right now in terms of getting the plague.

Ah I didn't realize Miami specifically was that bad

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1291771061621657605

I'm sure this'll be fine

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Uhhhh yeah you should really sit this one out man. Or retire I guess that's an even better idea.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Put in Art Modell

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Joe Flacco is BACK (nearly)

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1292135871047761922?s=20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Keith Atherton posted:

Yeah my nephew was born with a defective heart valve like that dude and when he turned 15 they decided to do surgery. Saw your rib cage in half type surgery. Well that didn’t work so he had to go through it again a year later to do a different thing to fix it. He recovered quickly and now he’s playing basketball and doing whatever he wants

Just saying the Vikings dude is young too so he doesn’t have to worry about it for a while

Edit: I am not a doctor and Swickles or another MD can correct me

I'm glad for your nephew (really) but he didn't have covid when they had to do it

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Intruder posted:

Fine, Brady goes down in week 1 and the Buccs go on a tear without him and win it all

Then Brady brags about getting another ring

Just another asterisk to throw on the pile

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Watching the Patriots bandwagon fanbase slowly (quickly) fall apart when they come back to earth will be really funny.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

That's a lot of money to lose to the AFC in the superbowl

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Skwirl posted:

LOL

There's not going to be a Superbowl.

Well in theory there will be another one at some point

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I refuse to click on a site called brobible.

It's just more Aaron Rodgers might be gay but who knows stuff

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

Always convenient to have a UDFA that you can abruptly cut to show the rest of the team that you Mean Business!!!

Wanna bet they would have cut Jordyn Brooks or Darrell Taylor?

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1293979729402494977

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Importing cross-sport drama, banworthy imo

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1295373458721865728

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1295356805250527234

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ehud posted:

dude is only 31

At least it's not Antonio Willnotbenamed. I guess it can't hurt to kick the tires.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Wings are one thing but breaking contain for a nail salon is shameful

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

We already did this 4 days ago

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The coaches know who the players are.

- The New York Giants

Step up from usual at least

It's amazing how every single one takes the wrong lessons from BB

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Noted sex authority Jiminy Christmas! Shoes!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Shades of Eric Bledsoe posting "I don't want to be here anymore" on twitter and everyone melting down and then he "clarified" that he was in a beauty parlor with his wife

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Spoeank posted:

BLODO GOD!


sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Preemptive: stop trading with the Patriots

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I saw this without any context and it feels right to post

https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1296486852854153217

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Remember when we thought Earl Thomas had a threesome with his brother, those were a funny few hours.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Puppy Bowl posted:

LOL

We didn't even have a real training camp this year and folk still hoping on that training camp all-star bandwagon.

Aren't you feeling the Hollywood hype? Shame he's just a blocker.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

DLink cared enough to pull out the step ladder so he could own us with that picture and it is my opinion that we should honor his sacrifice.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Twitter rumor had it that ET punched Clark. All the reporters really could say is something happened and it didn't look like your normal training camp squabble.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Reminder that it's Jason La Canfora, so Earl Thomas will probably be the owner of the Ravens by the end of the weekend.

https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1297192611921440770

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Aug 22, 2020

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I'm beginning to think Earl Thomas doesn't have good decision making skills

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