UKMT Autumn 2020 - Thou shalt have a Rishi act a little fishi

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# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 00:24

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:28

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# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 12:42

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Gonzo McFee posted:

"When I stamp your foot and say 'You're a compassionate woman' you nod your head and say something compassionate"

*to home office* "I Think she's talking to you"

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 15:00

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an entire generation of people who have fully ronald reagan'ed, convincing themselves they fought in world war 2

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 18:35

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peanut- posted:

https://twitter.com/helloalegria/status/1301290315593191426?s=20

Genuinely reads like they set out to make the idea of returning to the office sound as awful as humanly possible

beginning to black out as the man with his boot firmly on your neck screams at you "why aren't you smiling"

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 11:37

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wasnt there some survey data that showed that lots of conservative voters thought that corbyn policies were those of the tories lol

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 19:05

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what�s wkd

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 23:13

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https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards/status/1302979227369734145

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 12:19

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i was asleep during the quake lol

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 13:30

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https://twitter.com/Rob_Kimbell/status/1303341496964452354

e he deleted it

# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 21:30

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https://twitter.com/willsheehan68/status/1304146622637629440

# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 22:25

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it�s a fuckin great deal for that many eggs

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 19:11

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private thinking space

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 22:59

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Lungboy posted:

There's going to be a lot more testing capacity soon https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1307424336593203202

don�t they have to pass a law for this to mean anything

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 23:01

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Alright pal sounds like you're off up to your parents place in Durham?

i know this is a joke but how loving dare you insinuate i would willingly go to durham

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 23:08

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The Question IRL posted:

Well the UK Government has already said that they are willing to break International Law. The next step is obviously to break National Law.

breaking national law is easy but charging and convicting people of breaking laws that don�t exist is next level genius

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 23:12

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Melissa McCarthyism posted:

Don't like Matt Hancock but I actually feel sorry for him a tiny, tiny bit, trying to explain to Marr about lockdowns. Yeah the government has hosed the dog but Marr is really pushing for a release of restrictions here and Hancock is so useless he can't muster the power to tell Marr to soundly gently caress off.

never feel sorry for these sons of bitches

ever

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 10:06

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https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1307609329521094656

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 11:52

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Kernel Monsoon posted:

Here's my gift for the thread. Should get some use out of this one.

lmfao

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 12:02

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Nothingtoseehere posted:

What the media and Keir are studiously ignoring is that most of the votes labour lost in the red wall didn't go to the Tories - they either didn't vote or went to the brexit party. Tory vote share didn't raise much, labours just plummeted.

For Example, Vale of Clwyd, which was the first-reporting seat of 2019 and indicated the night to come.

2017

Labour - 19,423
Tory - 17,044
PC - 1,551
Lib Dem - 666

Turnout of 68%

2019

Labour - 15,443 (-3980)
Tory - 17,270 (+236)
PC - 1,552 (+1)
Lib Dem - 1,471 (+805)
Brexit - 1,477 (+1477)

Turnout of 65.7%

The Tories didn't win anymore votes in 2019 than they did in 2017 - which we almost won. The 2017 labour coalition of voters collapsed, due to Brexit and sustained media attack on Labour. And Kier isn't trying to bring them back, instead of focusing on this mythical Labour-Tory swing voter.

this story doesn�t make labour move right why would it ever get news coverage

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:58

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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1308024157611884545

if i missed discussion of this apologies but YO WHAT THE gently caress

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 21:59

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build back better

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 22:08

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 12:02

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Lord of the Llamas posted:

Well.

fixed it for you

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 15:51

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knox_harrington posted:

Sad times, had to put the cat down today. Rest easy little guy.

He was 19 and had a great last few months up in the mountains. Sad to see him go though.

rest in power kitty

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 18:56

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peanut- posted:

The maths of it for a company seem to be:
- Pay 165% of a full time salary for 3 members of staff to work 33% of their hours
- Pay 100% of a full time salary for 1 member of staff to work 100% of their hours, and sack the other two

I don't understand it at all

sounds like you understand it very well

# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 17:37

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https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1309595722686357509

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 17:16

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i see there�s another huge anti lockdown anti mask protest in trafalgar

can we keep these morons north of the river thanks i like it down here

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 17:35

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Angepain posted:

look you all complain but what if corbyn had won. we'd be dealing from the horrific fallout of an arguably overambitious broadband infrastructure scheme. and diane abbot would be on the telly and would say words with her annoying woman voice. you should be thankful

if corbyn had won he would have been removed by the military after five covid deaths

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 21:01

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Red Oktober posted:

Honestly, yeah.

He really is though, even to the Tories. I mean, just look at the papers that have turned on him. I'm seriously thinking he'll be gone/going inside of 6 months now. After the no-deal deadline, he can retire for 'health/covid reasons' and 'to spend time with his child (for the first time).

hahaha boris will be re elected in four years

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 23:09

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Lungboy posted:

I'd have thought this was the perfect opportunity to get rid of Rishi and paint him as the bad guy. "He won't do what's needed to save lives" and "cares more about money than people" etc.

that�s what the rest of the tories believe tho why would they get rid of him

# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 17:31

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i go to a turkish grocer it�s cheaper than the chains their produce is better than any chain except maybe wait rose or whole foods (but way cheaper) and they have cool indecipherable bulgarian salamis

# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 23:27