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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

Pizza with Frisk mints on it, apparently it was really terrible. Of course, it's from Gaki No Tsukai, so there's wild stuff.
https://twitter.com/spacecoyotl/status/1116906435659440128/photo/1

The shows are fantastic:
Pizza 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zf_0le6pL8
Pizza 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z97KMMurv-0

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 00:01 on May 27, 2021

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Eel pizza, supposedly

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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uber_stoat posted:

it would be cool to have this guy fight in front of an audience of actual Italians. lots of crowd reaction shots.

He strides into the ring, filled with pride, and the crowd of Italians begins to taunt him. With an expression of rage, contempt, and triumph, he pulls out a 5 pound box of spaghetti noodles from his singlet. He grabs the pasta in both hands, raises it above his head, then slams the spaghetti down across his knee in an Atomic Pasta Suplex! He hurls the broken pasta into the stunned crowd, which bursts into screams of unbelieving horror. IT’S ON!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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zone posted:

Sounds almost scooby doo-doo esque.

ftfy

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Eh, I’d at least try it

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Rude

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bold Robot posted:

It’s always catupiry.

It's catupiry all the way down. Which is weird, since catupiry sounds like some vile transgression of religious law.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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The Rocky Mountain pepperoni locusts (Melanoplus pepperonius) are swarming across the plains preparing to devour everything in sight.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Captain Hygiene posted:

I wonder if actual breakfast pizza is any good cold. It doesn't sound great, but I had pretty much exactly the same feelings about cold traditional pizza and I was proven very wrong.

I read a long time ago - and still agree with - that a good test of pizza quality is to eat some when it's cold, a quality pizza should be good whether hot or cold.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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That Works posted:

Dessert pizzas are enough of their own kinda deal I can't be too mad about those I guess. I'd try em. Some of them are probably good.

I’ve had some dessert pizza at a Pizza Hut in Connersville, IN a few years ago, it was fairly good

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I would try some, but wouldn't lift anything heavier than a computer mouse afterwards, for fear of a gusher

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Silicon Valley’s robotic “pizza industry revolution “ is officially DEAD!
NO ROBOTIC PIZZAS! NO ROBOTIC MESTRES!
https://gizmodo.com/zume-softbank-ai-pizza-delivery-stellar-pizza-1850529465

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
The spiciest pizza: “Loaded gun found in pizza box during traffic stop in California, police say”

https://news.yahoo.com/loaded-gun-found-pizza-box-022859934.html

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Try a Viking Pizza Axe!
https://odditymall.com/hand-forged-viking-pizza-axe


Or a Viking Pizza Cutter!
https://theawesomer.com/viking-pizza-cutter/675793/

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Should have ate them off the floor like a animal

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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By contagion heuristic, the entire house is polluted by that monstrosity. It’s like the pizza equivalent of gutter oil.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Cartoon Man posted:

Sewer pizza’s bout to have some competition.



That pizza looks like Rocky Balboa after the fight in Rocky

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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SkyeAuroline posted:



Guess the country.

Peach, broccoli, motor oil, and small pastry pizza? Looks like it would gag a Balrog.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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That's pretty grotty

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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The "Teat of Mrs. Satan" is quite a concept for pizza

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Captain Hygiene posted:

The local Pizza Hut still has a buffet, but it's only for like two hours on Wednesday evenings. Gotta wonder how that's worthwhile.

Do they still have dessert pizza?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

Multidimensional pizza theory is real I have faith

It’s like a time cube made out of pizza

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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ReelBigLizard posted:

On my way to Sweden to see a friend. Going to try some hosed up pizza for sure.

Let us know how the surstromming pizza turns out

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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For the last group, a genuine Italian from Verona will lick your pizza for that “authentic taste”

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Griddle of Love posted:

Disregard convention, make Laoganmayonaise and serve it alongside pizza.

Yuck tax:



Sources online claim that that once was a pizza, but I'm not so sure.

Mold-topped pizza is a candidate for the worst pizza.

Gaki No Tsukai has a couple pizza episodes in “Absolutely Tasty”. They’re subtitled and they’re wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kleBbROaJkQ

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Jose posted:

this got posted in cspam



I’ve had dessert pizza before, that sounds like a piece would be great

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Excellent av / post combo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Man, that survived a firestorm

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Desert Bus posted:

I am 100% going to regret asking this and i hope it is something I dreamed, I'm not Googling more but was there here, or on reddit, or maybe 4chan or ??? a post about a kid eating ticks and calling them "dog berries" ???

Narrator: "It wasn't 4Chan"

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3972841&pagenumber=3&perpage=40#post516089496

Dog Berry pizza:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Data Graham posted:

Eat the pizza off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo

:buddy:

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Soul Dentist posted:

Over here trying to name a hundred cheeses like that guy from Best in Show

That was a wonderful movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3COpxKYnjPY

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