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Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Sep 12, 2020

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It looks like bologna instead of pepperoni.

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TheAardvark posted:

guess there just ain't enough grease in

uhh

cat meat?

Post the worst pizza ever: Name that meat!

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Where do yummy looking pizzas get posted?

https://i.imgur.com/VdEQz1j.mp4

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Light Gun Man posted:

canned tuna can make a decent pizza topping on like a cheap frozen pizza or something but you gotta get it dry as you can first and not layer on shitloads of it. get it toasty in the oven and it's p edible.

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I think I’d rather eat that pizza posted earlier with the bag of frozen veggies thrown on top.

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Dr. Oetker? More like Dr. rear end...

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shadow puppet of a posted:

Aparecida de Goiânia Brazil's SUPER PIZZA pre-bake shots blow my mind. They do not feature any post-bake shots. I want to believe they are served this way on cooked crust and there is no proof they aren't



Are those entrails?
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TheAardvark posted:

the words "pizza business park" enthralled me while exploring brazil


at least the put a little crust dam between the halves on this one



Life would suck if you ended up with the slice that had the crust dam.

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PokeJoe posted:

i was in cuba a few years ago and i got some pizza from this place



and by place i mean it was an apartment building stairwell with a pizza sign on it. see that fan with no front guard? well when the pizza was done it got lowered down from the 3rd floor balcony set inside the fan guard tied to a rope. heres the pizza:



the top one is hawaiian and the bottom was chorizo. after i ate this i had the worst diarrhea of my life. i had to go to the doctor, who said i had a broken rear end from eating stairwell pizza

Post the worst pizza: I had a broken rear end from eating stairwell pizza

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COVID notwithstanding, I don’t think I ever want to go to Brazil thanks to this thread.

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Can somebody please tell me how the hell to pronounce Oetker.

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E: or I could not be dumb and click that ad right above my post...

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How the hell does it get 4.5 out 5 stars for trash fired mayonnaise corn pizza?

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I’ll take one slice with a side of cum please.

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https://i.imgur.com/VrMwUmv.mp4

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Definitely not a “worst pizza” candidate but I thought the thread would enjoy.

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I’ll microwave leftover pizza if I’m mega lazy, otherwise it goes in the toaster oven on 400 degrees for 10 minutes.

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https://i.imgur.com/e2PIM4B.mp4

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This definitely looks good to eat but I like how lumpy and blob-like it is.

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Yo dawg...

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