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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Requesting name change to "Hall of Famer Baseball Person"

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

The Pussy Boss posted:

Dereck Rodriguez signed a minors deal with the Rockies. Dude had a great rookie season despite mediocre stuff and peripherals, then fell off a cliff. Hope he can make it back to the big leagues.

Mac Williamson is suing the Giants for damages from when he tripped over the mound in foul territory. Still suffering concussion symptoms and says it ended his career :smith:
https://twitter.com/hankschulman/status/1326234588633473024

efb

Makes me remember when it happened to Hee Seop Choi at Wrigley in the early 2000's. They brought the ambulance onto the field.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
lol Mets

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

.........

I need a minute.

gently caress 2020 sideways with a flaming hot cactus.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
LOL we fell for the "TV Network will mean more revenue which will mean bigger payroll" bullshit. I have to admit I bit hard.

Also I'm keeping my av.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

DrPossum posted:

:cry: Pat Hughes will always call the games. You shut your mouth.

Pat Hughes is a goddamn national treasure and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

FlamingLiberal posted:

Why would you want to name your team after the worst creature of all time

ftfy

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The Cleveland River Fires.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Spiders are gross and stupid you might as well name them the Cleveland Turds

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The Clevland Natinals

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

FlamingLiberal posted:

https://twitter.com/mlb_pr/status/1339239227805065219?s=21

Good, although the record keeping for some of those leagues is spotty I believe

That's the only bad thing. They should have been recognized from the beginning, but a lot of the stats will be approximations.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

GPTribefan posted:

I’m torn because this is obviously the right move but some of the stats are going to be wonky. A lot of those guys counted barnstorming stats, winter league stats, and traveling team stats so who honestly knows what’s “official” and what’s not.

The sad thing was that by most estimates, 50-75% of the Negro League players would have absolutely been regulars in the other two major leagues in the 30s and 40s. How many destitute teams that couldn’t come close to competing would have turned baseball upside down by bringing them on? The Pirates, Phillies, and Browns famously turned down offers from Negro League owners to sell them their players that would have made them instant World Series contenders. The entire concept of baseball and the “New York dynasty” era would have been altered.

Bill Veeck had a plan to fill his team with the best Negro League players he could find, but the league shut it down once word got out.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Well played, Fenway Video Board person.

https://twitter.com/CopleyScott17/status/1339651946286882817?s=19

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

The Cubs signed an actual guy, kind of:

https://twitter.com/GDubCub/status/1339632213512622080

Looks like a career of almost exclusively poo poo results, but he has good spin rate. So right up the Cubs alley of pointless dumpster dives that are almost a guarantee to not pan out.

Might as well start printing World Series tickets now.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TheFlyingLlama posted:

because MLB revenues are so much lower! The NBA made 8.3 billion to the MLB's tiny 3 billion!

In fact, MLB has claimed that even in a regular season they'd have lost money this season. How? Well, when you account for the fact that somehow; despite increasing revenues year after year, MLB has claimed that, magically, at most, over the last like 5 or 6 years the most profit the league has made is around 250 million more than they spend. How? well, when you define what is baseball revenue and have accountants who can turn 4 million in profit into 2 million in loses, and don't have to open the books to the players union, well, it's not hard.

It's the same accounting tricks LucasFilm pulled on the stars of A New Hope. A couple of them had percentage of profits in their contracts.

The film has not been profitable, if you listen to the accountants.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

elentar posted:

Phil Niekro died. Amazing career, probably should've won the 1967 Cy Young on numbers alone but played for a thoroughly mediocre Atlanta team back when 20+ wins was an absolute requirement. Maybe should've won it in 1974 as well. Pitched 330+ innings 3 years running for Atlanta in his late 30s, was still pretty good in his year 45 season in 1984 for the Yankees, and around league average as late as his year 47 season in 1986 for the Indians. Lost it the next year but got traded back to Atlanta so he could make one last appearance and retire as a Brave.

Feels like there should be some sort of twist for a knuckleballer's funeral, like the pallbearers following a random, woozy pattern on their way to the grave.

A 21-knuckleball salute.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Yeah, they're rebuilding.

We should have gotten more out of this core, but I guess the Ricketts need to give more money to regressives.

We're selling as high as we can on him, so we better get a worthy return.

I assume the Padres have a good farm system?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Better get some good prospects.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

bawfuls posted:

the haul better include Gore

I don't think they'd get him for Darvish alone.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

bawfuls posted:

I thought Contreras was supposed to be included too?

I heard his name mentioned but the article doesn't mention him.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'm prepared for the haul to be an AAAA prospect, a lovely contact, and the AA batboy.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
It's ok guys we're getting Zach Davies back!!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Did anyone honestly think we were going to get anything of quality back?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I hate this loving team.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
LOL gently caress me for thinking the Cubs gave a poo poo after they win the World Series. gently caress this gently caress rear end team. They're just franchise that has only one championship in the last 11 decades.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kirios posted:

Yeah I don't blame Cubs fans for being irate. I sure as gently caress would be too. This is bullshit - the Cubs should be in the top 5 of payroll every year. Why are they shedding salary?!

Our owners are massive chuds who have had their lips firmly planted on Donald Trump's rear end for the last four years.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I can't wait til we trade Javy for a half eaten cheese sandwich and some expired coupons.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

We also have 0 insight into how players progressed over the summer. I imagine there's a ton of video floating between front offices in that sort of thing.

Or the Cubs just suck and are assholes.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
gently caress. He seemed like a good guy and was always one of the "elder statesmen" so to speak.

He's hitting dingers in heaven. RIP.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Late to the Hank Aaron news because this day sucked, now it sucks more. :smith: RIP one of the all time greats.

In cubsposting news, the Cubs signed their first actual, honest to god major league deal of this offseason. They went out and got... a backup catcher. For $1.5M. :confuoot:

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1352657089336897538

And we also lost Quintana to the Angels, which means we've lost 60% of our starting rotation.

The rotation will be Hendricks, Mills, the bat boy, a random fan, and someone's dog.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/NotMrTibbs/status/1354069290207506435?s=19

Put Sammy in the fuckin HOF, assholes.

Also Sheffield and Helton.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
When was the last empty HOF class?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

lol taking his ball and going home

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

R.D. Mangles posted:

Oh no i like this move.

I'd still rather have Schwarbs.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

https://twitter.com/thekapman/status/1355182248425893892

Don't worry everybody Tom got in on some of this sweet Gamestop and AMC money so he can finally throw Hoyer some crumbs.

Also god help me I actually like the Joc move. Doesn't really help the "can't hit lefties" problem but he does strike out way less than Kyle and can actually competently field a corner OF position.

*views division as winnable"

*Gets rid of 80% of 2020 starting rotation*

wE cAn wIn tHe dIvIsIoN

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
*sigh* I remember when the Cubs used to get good players.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Not giving it up. Just doing what Bobby Bonilla did.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Launch angle is dumb and striking out every other at bat is boring.

Also bring back base stealing and pure speed guys.

This guy gets it.

I enjoy dingers as much as the next guy. But this is getting out of hand.

Also yes, gently caress strikeouts.

Steals and hit and runs are awesome. So is stringing together a bunch of hits in a row instead of just waiting for one of your bombers to hit a 3-run homer.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Intruder posted:

If there's one thing I miss it's seeing a guy get bunted over to second and then stranded by a popout

It's almost as exciting as the guy who hits .220 and strikes out 200+ times per year.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Bunt singles are more exciting than home runs, it's a truth you all know deep down inside but are too afraid to admit

Idk about MORE exciting but it's pretty drat awesome watching a speedy guy lay down a perfect bunt and end up on first.

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