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bagmonkey)
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My head hurts really bad
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 00:45 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:00 |
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Got a migraine
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 00:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvl9MpdcF5Q
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 02:55 |
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free hubcaps posted:poo poo im really curious as to what this was mario sucks bowser's dick
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 03:01 |
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25 years of gettyimages, hard to believe it's been 25 years of gettyimages
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 03:06 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:also in this same episode 🔊 Lol that poo poo looks so awkward.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 03:53 |
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Call me Pussy Boy Supreme. From the ice cold wastes known as your momma's rear end in a top hat I skeeted and scatted across the cosmos.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 01:26 |
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Sucked off
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 04:29 |
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 04:32 |
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 04:40 |
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Tip posted:I made this cacodemon in the Spore creature creator demo 12 years ago. He looks like a bitch
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 04:48 |
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What is this symbol
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 04:43 |
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Sid Vicious posted:i drew a koala Shame that it's a racist.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 20:35 |
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Hooty HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 22:46 |
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Heath Ledger? More like Fried Chicken Dredger.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 20:57 |
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Tonsil stones in urethra. Kidney stones in throat. Passing kidney stones through tear ducts.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 11:08 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I created a 3D donut today folks. This is my donut. I hope you like it. Usless donut, can't be eaten, poo poo donut, what use if can't be eaten, fake and perhaps gay.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 04:35 |
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Cockflesh
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 19:11 |
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Wtf....
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 19:13 |
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Aardvark! posted:I'm sorry I was lying. a witch sucked all the cum out of me and now I can't use magick any more. Round these parts they call me Dumpfucker on account that I got dumps like a truck and gently caress those dumps.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 19:35 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I wish a witch would suck all the cum out of me You say this and yet you use the anus of anyone nearby to suck the cum from your dingus pit
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 19:44 |
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Troll pole enter my bung hole
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 19:56 |
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Aardvark! posted:happy SHITPOST SUNDAY gbs i have to go get drunk and play dungeons and dragons now Dont forget to order some pigskin
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 20:02 |
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I'm being tortured to death as Axel F plays
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 20:05 |
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Turdmin Sludmo of the Skankonian Dynasty
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 22:58 |
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Tell him this is his last chance, to get his daughter in a fine romance, because the SA poster Tip just gave me a huge advance on sucking dong.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 00:32 |
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Aardvark! posted:i yelled at my cat that he's a fat piece of poo poo and he woke up and started lickin he rear end Did he poo poo onto bristle tongue
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 00:49 |
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Aardvark! posted:Yes. WOW!!!!!!!!!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 00:55 |
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Aardvark! posted:it's time to put the frozen pot pie in the oven so i can eat dinner in approximately several years Did you eat it yet u insane savage
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 03:17 |
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Aardvark! posted:i posted that then smoked some weed and forgot to put it in for a while Very depressing
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 03:25 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:I ate some trashy, greasy pizza and now I'm drinking coffee for another late night Blender-thon. Any chance you're going to poo poo shart out your craphole?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 03:38 |
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Aardvark! posted:pot pie was Delish w some hot sauce. love that nearly tasteless crust Lucky for u I was listening to music on TIDAL with my HiFiMan Arya headphones and as I was perusing Tom Jones so I could listen to some classic lounge music I came across this album cover which foretells the severity of your future rear end eruptions. May God have mercy on u.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 04:31 |
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It's not unusual to be hosed by anyone, it's not unusual to have SEX with anyone, but when I see you sucking a COCK with anyone, it's not unusual to see me JERK, oooooh, I wanna BUST.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 04:33 |
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Tip posted:I salt and pepper both sides of the steak, let it sit for an hour, then rinse it off and thoroughly dry it and then cook it in a pan with a little oil over medium high for 4 minutes on each side. Then let it rest for a few minutes. I dry brine it for 3 days, let it get to room temperature, then heat my cast iron up in the oven, put that 1.5 inch rib eye on the cast iron three minutes each side, take the bitch off the heat, put in some garlic herb butter along with crushed garlic gloves, rosemary and thyme, then baste that bitch putting it on and off the heat, let it rest under foil for 5-10 minutes. You get a steak with a crust that you can scrape a knife on. That poo poo is baller as poo poo. My dick farted
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 04:40 |
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They call me Papa Pussi down at the docks on account of the puddi meat long-extendo, dick stupendo.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 04:52 |
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Tip posted:The steak I'm eating is petite sirloin at $3 a pound (on sale). It is a generally cheaper cut, also known as tip steak gently caress off, but pretty drat good if you treat it right. Marinate it with orange juice ONLY. Just a bag of oROANGE JUICE
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 04:56 |
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Tip posted:I was actually looking between a couple recipes and I just realized that when I was looking at the amount of fish to put in that one was anchovies. Lol
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 08:02 |
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Tip posted:That's what I love about these thousand page threads man, I get older but they stay the same page. Someone died during the last page, this thread is killing goons
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 09:27 |
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Tip posted:creepin on dat rear end He WILL suck upon yonder shithole
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 10:01 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:00 |
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If you rewatch X-Files you would 100% realize that Mulder would be alt-right since he constantly says snide poo poo about "political correctness" and makes bizarre sexist comments and mansplains to Scully about her own college thesis at one point, he'd probably love Jordan Peterson. Scully is a neoliberal, she basically never trusts mentally ill people and is a massive bootlicker who constantly tries to explain away the government being bad.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 11:07 |