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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What should I make for dinner tonight?

Options:
    chicken paprikash
    Caesar salad w/ chicken
    French dips w/ side garden salad

You almost had a haiku there.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I've never been the same since I got tricked into alt-f4ing the chatroom closed on AOL.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

TIP posted:

I got to be one of the first into the new hot image AI :toot:

"an octopus wearing sunglasses and a golden crown, Polaroid 1988"







love these lol

(it's stable diffusion)

I'm starting to wonder if having the general public teach these learning machines is a good idea or not. It's obviously an incredible feat of programming but it feels like a stepping stone on a path that takes us to machine overlords. gently caress it. It's not like we've been doing a bang up job anyway.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Ripping off my nipple hairs for fun and profit!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The corn cheese needs something else. What that is I’m not sure.

Jalapeño and mayo and / or cream cheese.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Dear Barenaked Ladies: the "boom anime babes" in Sailor Moon are underage high school girls.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I haven't had a Playstation since PS2, I really need to play that game.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

How are the Cowboys doing?

I'm a Texas boy that doesn't give a poo poo about football. Just about everyone on my crew of 16 dudes is a Cowboys fan and I always get to hear about what happened over the the weekend.

Today? No chatter and the season is over.


ahhh.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

HUG THE loving ALPACA

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

It's like a water fountain for your butt so puckering up like you're drink with your anus helps the cleaning process. The setting for women also works for men if you like an occasional ball rinse. I added a new toilet seat, 4 bumpers and a Soft Scrub Duo Cube in the tank for some blue water. It's like I'm taking a cruise instead of taking a dump. I'll never go back to the old ways.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Dog high, so what

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


:haibrower:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

that's a lol

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

you burgin?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Drinking coffee and just posting. Today was cold, I deserve this.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I bought Kill It With Fire on the Switch because it was on sale and the Steam version is well reviewed. Looks fun.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The 5000 Page Thread: Sedentary Life and High Cholesterol

:haibrower:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

The 5000 page thread and post five words thread should just get over it and gently caress already.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Y'all ever had Wasabi Funyuns? Get on that poo poo asap.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

That dog looks 25, tops.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I wanna try Turkish delight.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I'm just going to pretend that this post is on 2500

:toot:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I'm helping

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Staying home sick and about flip on The Price Is Right, hell yeah.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

fartknocker posted:

I’ve never seen snow in person :shrug:

It's pretty neat if you don't have to constantly live with it.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Ruby Gloom posted:

also i cannot get this smart bulb to connect and i am going to lose my mind :argh:

is it a z-wave device?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Better double check that pizza for pubes :hai:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

hurfin gurfs

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


:haibrow:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Prof. Crocodile posted:

My grandma's house smelled like cat pee and Salem 100's.

My high school best friend's mom was constantly smoking More menthol cigarettes. She remains the only person I can remember ever smoking those besides the times I would bum one.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Sometimes I miss the feeling of being 21 and smoking cigarettes still felt cool. I quit at around 24.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Dear Dave,

Thanks for the support, rear end in a top hat.

Dikadika,

Slim Shady

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Now do goat vindaloo :chef:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Good to see that bedazzling bras is still alive and well in the future.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Had the munchies so bad last night that I was shoving fistfulls of cake decorations in my face. Sprinkles, jimmies, candy pearls, etc. Admitting that I have a problem is the first step to recovery, so here I am.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Jimmy Carter didn't died yet!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

DorkusMalorkus posted:

National burrito day is allegedly/apparently April 6th

ayyy lmao

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Fan the penis, then kiss the ball

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Yeah she has hair and it's black and curly and long.

I did cut the cord and I watched the whole birth and helped with it and it was all awesome.

Congratulations duder, you are in for a wild fuckin' ride.

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