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Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Didn't think there were any left-wing newspapers in the UK.

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Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Guavanaut posted:

If you do not opt for the fleg vaccine you're a traitor imo


Where's Are Maddie?

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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https://twitter.com/edmorrish/status/1335271400639238148?s=19

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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I like the idea of having a nice brand new spade.

And then maybe the Whisky.

But don't drink and spade.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Lord Ludikrous posted:

Scan while you shop is the way to go folks. You bag it all up as you go around the supermarket and there’s never any real queues, and it saves an absurd amount of time.

So you can gently caress about scanning and bagging things while other people are trying to get stuff from the shelves you're stood in front of?

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Jose posted:

lol have you ever actually been in a supermarket?

Yes I have.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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The only time I remember having Turkey for Christmas is when I was helping a friend out with Amazon Flex delivering and we stopped at a Toby Carvery for lunch and it was sometime in December.

I had Turkey because I couldn't remember ever having it at Christmas growing up.

It was alright.

Pigs in Blankets and Honey Roasted Parsnips are better.

Brussels Sprouts are good too when cooked properly.

Even if they're boiled, just don't boil them to mush.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

Wait so that tape they found in Bottom was real?

John Selwyn Gummer!

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Apropos of nothing:

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Who among us hasn't done some philanthropic work and bashed small animals to death with a baseball bat?

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Convex posted:

A bit late for the eggnog talk but I've just made a load using the BBC Good Foods recipe - I had planned to give some to the neigbours as a little Christmas gift but am a bit worried about the risk of salmonella as it uses raw eggs. Does adding the alcohol and chilling for 2 hours reduce the risk of this at all? Or am I just thinking of the egg panic from the 1980s when I was little and getting confused

Just tell them to imagine John Major balls deep in Edwina Currie.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Miftan posted:

We've recently learned it's actually Edwina Currie balls deep in John Major, actually.

Oh poo poo yes! I remember that revelation!!

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Unity man, we stabbed your leader in the back, not ours.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Liberals, unfortunately, remind me of The Manic Street Preachers

quote:

I know I believe in nothing, but it is my nothing

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Okay, who stood in front of a mirror chanting "Melt" three times and summoned them all?

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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I'm singing it now, things can only get better
They can only get better if we see it through
That means me and I mean you too

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Potato, tomato.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/1344418384918798339

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Yes, parents really are just seething that they should actually have to look after their children during the day.

Twitter research leads me to believe Centrists are seething the most.

Followed by Poshos, but not so much, they do have Nanny after all.

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Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

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Mother Teresa was a bit poo poo too, turns out Religion isn't particularly nice.

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