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if people are working from home they might be having fun on company time and we simply cannot allow that
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Dec 2, 2020 23:08
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don't forget it's the left who are constantly treating politics like a game and not something that matters
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Dec 4, 2020 16:47
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I'm in what used to be a safe Labour seat but the new parachuted-in candidate only won by 200 votes last time so I really don't know whether to vote for her or the Greens next time, if only I was a couple of miles south I'd have Zarah Sultana who I could vote for with a clean consciencepeanut- posted:what do you do if your local MP is Starmer move
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Dec 4, 2020 17:20
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imagine having to quote approval ratings because your guy is just as far behind in the polls as the horrible racist communist was
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Dec 4, 2020 20:57
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no it's OK, the fascists I'm personally friends with are actually good people if you get to know them
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Dec 5, 2020 19:34
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sure he loves getting his rocks off by beating the piss out of opposition fans, but he also enjoys watching Love Actually at Christmas
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Dec 5, 2020 19:57
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:lol as if any of the original hooligans even go near grounds any more you're jumping through a whole load of hoops trying to justify why your insanely violent friend is actually a good person
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Dec 5, 2020 20:07
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I mean, I'm trying to jump through hoops as to why you're a good poster, so it's a land of contrasts sorry I'll start jumping up and down on people's heads on the weekend, that's what sound people do apparently
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Dec 5, 2020 20:27
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:you really don't know what you're talking about, much like that list of things that are banned for discussion in this thread. But if you want to believe that a 60 year old goes out battering opposition fans for kicks, just go ahead oh it's OK if he only used to do it, gotcha
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Dec 5, 2020 20:31
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:so you have the receipts he did? cool so he's part of a notorious football hooligan crew and you "wouldn't want to cross him" but actually he's never been violent to anyone? either you're as gullible as a Tory voter or you're going out of your way to excuse everything he's done because he's nice to you personally
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Dec 5, 2020 20:35
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:you don't know what you're talking about, so I'd just shup up and carry on crying about Weetposting. Modern hooligan firms don't behave like they're in Danny loving Dyer movies you utterly gullible moron well feel free to enlighten us all tell us all about the charity outreach your hooligan mate does all the little ladies he helps across the road while wearing his literally loving Nazi imagery
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Dec 5, 2020 20:46
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even in loving 2020 I didn't expect to see an unironic "football hooligans are good, actually" post
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Dec 5, 2020 20:49
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right, so they're not actually violent psychopaths but they've still been banned from the ground, for reasons
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Dec 5, 2020 20:53
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oh come on you're so close to trying to justify why beating up people wearing different coloured shirts is cool and good, actually plus, y'know, the whole Nazi imagery thing
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Dec 5, 2020 20:59
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goddamnedtwisto posted:"People are defined forever by actions many years ago and must never have any form of growth, change, or redemption" is one of the tenets of progressive thought, of course. I feel like if you're still part of the same hooligan gang today then the amount of growth, change or redemption you might have gone through is pretty loving minimal
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Dec 5, 2020 21:01
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"but you don't understand what football hooligans actually do  " says the guy who's categorically refusing to explain what it is that they actually doand also trying like hell to ignore the Nazi poo poo
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Dec 5, 2020 21:11
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"sure he used to beat the poo poo out of people but he's gone through growth, change, or redemption and he doesn't do that any more, he's totally non-violent now" "so he's left the hooligan gang then?" "......no" Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Dec 5, 2020 |
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Dec 5, 2020 21:16
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Continuity NIP posted:Saint Pauli are okay Union Berlin too I have nothing against general football fans, the crucial word is "hooligans"
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Dec 5, 2020 21:25
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no but you see hooligans don't actually get into massive fights any more, that was all long ago like *checks notes* 2014
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Dec 5, 2020 22:35
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just gonna spend a few pages defending a fascist group's fascist icon without actually knowing what is a fascist icon and what isn't, nbd
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Dec 6, 2020 00:01
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any consequences of Brexit will be blamed on the EU punishing us for daring to leave
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Dec 6, 2020 20:43
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that is some proper CK3 bordergore e: I can kind of see where all the other independence arguments are coming from but how the gently caress is independent Cumbria going to work? are they planning on generating 100% of their GDP from sales of mint cake?
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Dec 8, 2020 23:32
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Mebh posted:Camrath. Make us more sweets of different varieties (hard toffee!!) and I will buy ALL OF THEM. if you can reverse-engineer the Werther's Originals recipe I'm there
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Dec 9, 2020 00:10
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it's pretty funny how the fubpees consistently held Keith up as the shining knight of the second ref campaign and then immediately after he won the leadership he turned round and told them that Brexit was finished as an issue e: trying to make out that this thread was fubpee central is a weird kind of alternate history though Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Dec 9, 2020 |
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Dec 9, 2020 01:26
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kingturnip posted:As long as the bins keep being collected, you could have rape gangs marauding through every major town in the country and most Tory voters would still think Boris is doing a good job Tory voters only care about rape gangs when they're brown white rape gangs have been in the country for decades now, they're called the clergy
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Dec 11, 2020 17:12
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Well I'm penicillin, so, heh, I think I know whatimtalkinbout well you do like lying around not doing anything a lot of the time
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Dec 11, 2020 22:09
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:Fish Sex and Drug Dominance ah, the new Chuck Tingle is out
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Dec 12, 2020 01:14
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I like broccoli and cauliflower but sprouts, beetroot and coriander are all awful in different ways
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Dec 15, 2020 18:39
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you don't even need to cut a broccoli, you can just snap the florets off
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Dec 15, 2020 19:20
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a lot of Brits think No Deal is going to be an actually good outcome because that's what the press has been saying constantly for about three years now
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Dec 16, 2020 01:18
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Bone Crimes posted:Well, whatever the current equivalent is now. Knife crazies? I mean it sounds like everybody is just exhausted and waiting for the bad stuff to come to start really protesting, but like if I had a kid who needed insulin, I'd be ready for retribution if things get bad. good luck getting within knifing distance of a Tory MP without getting extremely shot by the police
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Dec 16, 2020 01:37
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the government strategy has pretty clearly been "bring in vague and complicated and self-contradictory rules so that when things get bad you can blame people for not following them to the letter"
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Dec 16, 2020 21:39
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Grey Hunter posted:There is a rapidly vanishing chance that this is propaganda doomsaying so people are relieved when a deal is signed at 11:59 on Dec 31st loving lol if you think any of Boris's lot are going to be working on NYE
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Dec 17, 2020 15:39
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god BBC news is such a loving shitshow they had a glowing report on some foodbank which was really ~*~making a difference~*~ and no-one involved was allowed to come within a mile of saying "hey maybe relying on private charity isn't actually the best way of dealing with this"
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Dec 17, 2020 23:32
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peanut- posted:As awful as all this is it is very funny to me that arch-populist Boris Johnson has had to stand in front of the nation and cancel Christmas. I'd find it funnier if there was any possibility of him actually suffering consequences for once
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Dec 19, 2020 20:13
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Noxville posted:https://twitter.com/harrietclugston/status/1340383304143540227?s=21 honestly I don't know why they keep announcing stricter measures days in advance, all that happens is that people rush to do the thing that they're going to be banned from doing before the ban comes into effect (see also the night before the lockdown when all the pubs were rammed)
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Dec 19, 2020 21:30
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Johnson & Johnson's No, More Tiers!
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Dec 19, 2020 21:59
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Bobstar posted:Snuh? What's the logic in this? self-checkouts are extremely close to each other in most supermarkets personally I found keeping my distance was much easier when everyone was going the same way and is now much harder when you're having to negotiate two directions of traffic, but I guess we can't have people spend an extra 5 minutes doing a loop because they forgot something, oh no Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Dec 20, 2020 |
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Matchmakers would be great if they were chocolate + biscuit or something but the sugar crystals just remind me of really badly-made fudge
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