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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Convex posted:

Wait what happened with Shatner, I think I missed that :ohdear:

Well famously he was a bit of an arsehole to his costars, though I think they all got in better with him once they stopped having to work with him.

Beyond that I don't think there is anything in particular, he's just a bit pompous.

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I think we should have a general election.

Remember that annual parliamentary elections is the one unfulfilled demand of the people's charter.

I think the army also demanded annual elections during the Putney debates.

Basically previous generations of British radicals were committed to the idea and our constitution continues to be a terrible let down.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

To be fair I think he is only 17 and at that age i thought Tony Blair was good.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Mebh posted:

Oh hey, this is me. Cringe makes me want to hide behind the sofa more than any monster movie.

I got a bit better at handling it by doing some stand up when I was younger but several adult bouts of dancing in public (without insane booze levels) or doing karaoke has me right back being unable to deal with even basic tension and/or cringe.

I haven't watched the end of Parasite yet as its too unenjoyable watching them all lie. I feel way too involved.

I tried watching peep show and was like haha nope gently caress this.

Yes I'm exactly the same. Hate social awkwardness so I've ended up skipping a lot of comedies people love.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Yeah rice is really easy to eat with chopsticks. My dad made us learn how to eat with chopsticks at the same time as learning to use a knife and fork and although it was probably the only active parenting decision he ever made it was a good one.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Grey Hunter posted:

Lads school is shut for two weeks, he's already climbing the walls and I'm going to have to work hard to keep him sane, but I can understand the risks.

I'm still not sure why they didn't make wave 1 of the vaccine all NHS, police, fire and teachers, then move on to the OAPs.

Yeah I'm married to a teacher so I'm inherently biased but to my mind the obvious scale is: hospital staff -> care home staff -> teachers -> most clinically vulnerable -> olds -> everyone else in decreasing age order

Though I guess olds are much more likely to vote tory than the preceeding groups in my plan.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

I fully buy the idea of Keir speed-running Ramsay MacDonald and splitting the labour party for a generation without even getting into power first.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Twenty Points

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Qwertycoatl posted:

A couple of months ago weren't people saying Boris was wrecked by long covid and either planning to retire or sort of step back and have a spokesperson do all his actual work?

I think it's a different thing that can't be repeated publicly without being sued but which people have suggested may eventually appear in a foreign newspaper/scandal mag (I have no inside knowledge of this so don't ask, it's just a rumour and you've probably guessed correctly)

e: also for clarification I think its probably bollocks and sort of gross "wishful thinking"

a pipe smoking dog fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Jan 4, 2021

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

XMNN posted:

he's anti lockdown and goes on talkradio and retweets Paul Watson

think he also has very bad history opinions, and he supported David Starkey when he went on Darren Grimes show to complain about black people

https://www.thenational.scot/news/18559384.nts-doubles-neil-oliver-defence-amid-david-starkey-row/

Oh cool someone got me his book for christmas and thankfully I haven't cracked into it yet

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

I haven't checked but I'm assuming the Guardian is still letting John Harris do his weekly "I spoke to some fascists and they are actually very reasonable" videos?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Filboid Studge posted:

It's pretty gross to lump in the English with persecuted minorities. This thread has a big old blind spot around defensive English posters.

No war but class war and all, but the extent to which the history of the UK is one of economic (and other) exploitation by the south of England is startling.

It doesn't come up as much in the UKMT, but I have a really hard time in particular with ignorance about the things done under Labour and the Tories during the Troubles. I've had to mellow since moving to GB, but it still makes me angry.

Yeah I think there are a lot of people in this thread who don't realise just how deeply indoctrinated they are by English imperialism, and think they're good just because they don't like Churchill and know the words to come out ye black and tans

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Yeah I think there are a lot of people in this thread who don't realise just how deeply indoctrinated they are by English imperialism, and think they're good just because they don't like Churchill and know the words to come out ye black and tans

To be clear I think English Imperialism is a tool that has been used against the english working class as well as against other nations, but I think English people need to acknowledge how much it has warped their world view and recognise why Englishness is viewed so negatively by others.

Simply saying that others need to focus on internationalist solidarity and ignore the negative impacts of England stinks of failing to remove the plank from ones own eye before removing the splinter from your brother's.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

kyojin posted:

Is it really the negative impacts of 'England' though, or is it the negative impacts of a small group of million/billion/trillionaires who happened to be from England? I'm asking sincerely - I think it is an important and meaningful distinction.

I think we need to stop framing legitimate grievances, like imperialism, in terms of geography or religion or race and start understanding them in terms of class because that is the truth of it. Otherwise we just keep fighting the same, wrong, battle about how those people from there are bad not like we people from here who are good. Everyone is bad or good, which bit of dirt they are standing on at any given moment is not a useful piece of information and never has been.

I use England as more of a concept than as a collective description of its people. The, and I don't know exactly to describe it but , "Myth of England" casts a long shadow over these islands and I'm increasingly of the opinion that the people of the Celtic nations might be more able to engage in meaningful internationalist action free of England. I think it might also go someway to breaking the myth of England for the English and end the cultural Toryism that has ruined these islands.

To be clear until very recently I would have definitely considered myself a unionist but I now think that given the opportunity I would support Welsh independence.

I don't think England or Englishness is an inherent sin of the English, I think it's a tool which has been used to oppress both the Celts and the English and which needs destroying.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Also sorry if my posts are a bit half baked, it was my birthday yesterday so I'm tired hungover and phone posting but I hope you get my point.

Maybe once I've had some coffee I'll do a ronya post on the development of Celtic nationalism and independence movements over the last 100 years.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

kyojin posted:

I think that a few powerful members of the 'people of the celtic nations' would consolidate their advantage and exploit all the other less powerful people of the celtic nations, because that is what happens pretty much every single time and its dead weird to think that the people of the celtic nations would somehow be impervious to this by dint of their specific co-ordinates

I'm not saying an independent Wales would suddenly emerge fully formed as socialist phoenix (or dragon I guess), I'm saying that the dissolution of the UK could create a space where internationalist socialism would be more possible.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

CoolCab posted:

man do you remember that time endlessmonotony declared me a blood and soil fascist for saying guto bebb is a star wars name

I don't think you're a fascist at all but honestly your post taking the piss out of Guto Bebb's name is honestly something my mind goes to everytime this thread talks about nationalism, because it is such a perfect example of ingrained english chauvinism .

e: it is partially because I have a very Welsh name and English people often assume I'm "foreign"

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

CoolCab posted:

i mean please finish "blood and soil fascist" when you say "i don't think your a fascist"- i feel like abbreviating it kind of reduces the absurdity of it? like, i'm here pointing out - with no negative connotation whatsoever, just observing the coincidence - and your compromise is i don't think you're a fascist.

i mean hell we could probably even investigate - star wars was shot in the UK, maybe lucas's writing was influenced by the welsh language he picked up somewhere? it's not impossible - perhaps you could find some linguistic connection? there are so many ways we can look at this thing instead of forcing it into this hyper defensive nationalist framework and yet, instead, i'm a blood and soil fascist.

you know actually in hindsight i'm kind of more annoyed at that than i thought.

Man I'm glad you took the fact that I've never called you a fascist to double down on the fact that you think my culture us alien and comically weird.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

CoolCab posted:

don't worry with just three easy lessons in endlessmonotony's patented good posting school you too can be a posting superstar like whoever the rattler is! learn incredible lessons like "it's definitely moral, tasteful AND dignified to repeatedly accuse people of being devout nazis for star wars name crimes"

Hey CoolCab if anyone else was telling you your behaviour was demeaning and culturally insensitive would you just crack on with it, out might you reflect on the fact you're being lovely and potentially racist?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

CoolCab posted:


saying guto bebb is a star wars name is demeaning and culturally insensitive and not...just an observation of a coincidence?. also, calling someone a blood and soil fascist and refusing to apologize for it, i presume, is not demeaning nor culturally insensitive, given it seems to not be your focus here? i'm just trying to get this clear.

I literally never called you a fascist, to the extent that I explicitly said I didn't think you were a fascist. You seem to have just assumed all Welsh posters have some sort of give mind and we've decided you're a Nazi. I just think you are a dick who is unwilling to admit you are making an offensive jibe about an entire culture.

You seem like one of those "my free speech" dickheads who don't like the fact they are being called out on their offensive jokes.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

CoolCab posted:

no, i think i am pretty explicitly talking about the time endlessmonotony called me a blood and soil fascist for calling guto bebb a star wars name and not uh, assumed something about welsh posters and something something?

i'm being critical of you for excusing that, pal, sure, but really what i want to stress is this absolutely bonkers thing that happened.

I'm not going to apologise for what someone else apparently said as a quid quo pro to stop you taking the piss out of my culture.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Lt. Danger posted:

that's a long way to go in defence of a not particularly good joke, Mr Davidson

CoolCab please read this post a couple of times and understand that I object to you obsession with defending your right to the "foreign people have weird names" school of 1970s comedy.

And for the fourth or fifth time I don't think you're a nazi. I just think you're being a twat.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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forkboy84 posted:

It absolutely does. It's funny, thinking it's funny doesn't make you want to join the Third Reich.

So what's the solution? Sounds like Welsh people change our names so that English people stop laughing at them?

This is definitely not a thing with historical prescendent amongst other nations the English have ruled.

Making fun of people from a minority culture for having weird names is the sort of thing this thread normally objects to do I really don't understand it.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
I don't know as I said before I've been mocked for having a Welsh name so maybe I'm taking this too personally but I thought the general tenor of this thread was better than to accept that sort of lowest common denominator bullshit. Guess not.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Jakabite posted:

It's the sort of joke that you shouldn't exactly be pilloried for, but if a Welsh person says 'hey that's not very nice, we get that poo poo a lot', probably just say 'yeah, sorry, no bother'? I feel it's one of them funny observations that you should maybe only make around an audience that doesn't catch that poo poo all the time. Like I'd happily say to one of my closest mates, who's Welsh, 'hey have you heard of this Guto Bebb fella? Do you all sound like Mos Eisly Cantina residents?', because he's one of my best mates and he'd find that funny and knows I don't hate Welsh people or something. Would I make that joke to any other Welsh person, or even in a group of people I don't know very well? No. Would I bring it up randomly out of context at all? Probably not actually because it isn't even that funny unless Guto Bebb has come up in conversation previously.

Anyway, The Social Dilemma. Who's seen it? What did we think?

Just jumping back in to say this is a good post and I haven't seen the Social Dilemma

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
lol kieth has confirmed that contrary to his campaign promise he will not try to bring back free movement of he becomes pm.

I'm sure the fbpes will turn on him any second now...

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Change the 2 Ps of Petains monogram into

20
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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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stev posted:

It makes you wonder what they do get away with when the evidence is quietly eaten by a hungry child in school rather than being sent home for the parents to see.

https://twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/status/1348940575932874752?s=19

Give him a minute, he'll work it out.

Weird that Keir is wearing a small latex mask of his face over his own face.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

Oh yeah he only donated £100,000, it's not like that's a lot of money.

I mean on the scale of tory donations thats probably the sort of donation which gets you a lunch with Michael Howard.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Aren't the followers of the account from the TBEU? It's got to be a bit.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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sebzilla posted:

I typo'd kieth as koeth recently and I'm sticking with it.

Koeth the raven: "now is not the time for politics"

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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stev posted:

I'm just gonna give 1p to an unemployed person instead. Doing my bit.

When they say 1p they mean 1p on the pound or a 1% increase.

It's still horrific but they're not saying they're killing poor people for the sake of saving a penny off people's tax bills.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Jose posted:

i'm not sure why i find that qc melting down about nate bethea so funny

I've been really struggling to work out what is going on because the QCs have blocked me despite my never having interacted with then before.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Guavanaut posted:


I'm fairly sure that the answer definitely isn't Streamline Moderne Tower Bridge, but that's the one that woke me up.



Public loos for giants

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Lobster God posted:

This is the most criminal thing in this post

E: well, that was a terrible snipe.

135 CE. Jerusalem is renamed Colonia Aelia Capitolina. This is Jeremy Corbyn's fault.

E2: ok, this deserves to be here

https://twitter.com/YesCymru/status/1352703832028012544?s=19

This is worse than BYOB reggae

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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big scary monsters posted:

How is it legal to give someone a warning over sick leave? What the gently caress.

Yeah that sort of poo poo is very standard. I work in management and once a year I get an angry email from HR telling me some member of my team has been too ill and needs to face some sort of formal disciplinary action.

I just ignore it and then get an email from HR a week later telling me how important it is that I look out for the mental well-being of employees.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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kecske posted:

a lot of places use the Bradford Factor to monitor sick leave, which is 5 instances in a rolling 12 month period. Up to 5 is fine, any more gets you a snotty email from HR. Taking a single day is one instance, and a week is also one instance. You can have something like 7 consecutive days off without a doctors note so you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't take your quarterly free extra week holiday.

Yeah I always tell my guys to take an extra day once they feel better, because if they come in and then feel ill again it's going to mess up their Bradford score (and I don't want to deal with HR)

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

*a french person sweating in front of two buttons that say "fascisme"*

Seriously if Melenchon was able to get through I feel like most of Macron's support would go to Le Pen

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
It should be pointed out that the redditors who have been leading the charge are all pretty wealthy techlord bros who had capital to invest. They're also being backed up by other evil financial groups who saw what was happening and realised that could make money, notably BlackRock is apparently going to make a load out of this.

So yeah fun but also anyone getting involved in the stock market is immediately tainted. It's very much a "worst person you know makes a great point" situation.

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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crispix posted:

Good news for dissident republicans

or anyone who fancies invading NI, i suppose

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55849864


looooooooool

We're now so sovereign we need to fill out a form and ask permission to move our own army within our own borders.

Seriously this owns.

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