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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Woke up feeling very Sovereign

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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Ewan posted:

What you don't know is that IDS is actually 200 years old so his reflections from when he was 21 are accurate.

He was a bag carrier in the army, so he really could be from any era.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Tory owns an actual slavery era sugar plantation :lol:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1345666693914374145?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Flayer posted:

Haven't they learned by this point? Every single time they make the crisis worse by dithering endlessly and then having to implement the extreme measures anyway. Now it looks like we're facing over a thousand deaths a day at the same time we are rolling out the vaccine and the end is in sight. It defies belief.

There's no incentive to learn when there are zero consequences for being a worse than useless fuckup.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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🍆+💦

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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The BBC just giving the dead white supremacist woman a sloppy blowjob of an article


I'm sure it would be equally balanced had it been an antifa supersoldier invading the Capitol.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Banning people who incite violence that results in deaths is an editorial decision, says hat mancock.
You'd think the health secretary would have other things to concentrate on right now.

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1348282944742424580?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Finally, we have reached maximum guardian

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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suck my woke dick posted:

thank god, Corbyn didn't win because then Britain would have gone backwards and become a third world country and international laughing stock.

Did you tell him the bad news?

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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It's illegal to be British and have sandwich now :bahgawd:

https://twitter.com/OwenAdamsYT1/status/1348256421331275776?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Jose posted:

The executives of the Chinese company who were behind the baby milk formula scandal got dealt with extremely harshly and we should do the same here imo

Imagine things having consequences for rich people :allears:

I guessing if something like Grenfell happened in Bejing the result would not be "we'll give you immunity for anything you say at the inquest".

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Darth Walrus posted:

Early signs that the lockdown is doing its job. Daily cases are now dropping consistently enough to impact the 7DA. Sadly, this does probably mean we're still two/three weeks from the peak daily death rate.

Once it's low enough we can reopen everyting :cool:

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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That's just the plot of

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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serious gaylord posted:

Did the fisheries minister really admit she didn't read the brexit trade deal because she was doing a nativity trail?

Lmao

I was under the impression that most MPs don't read the bills, but lol if you admit it.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Maybe this time noone will say anything and we'll get to starve the kids.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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I prefer working 0 hours, seven days a week.

Check here to see if your house is built on top of an old landfill full of hazardous waste :tbear:
https://www.endsreport.com/article/1704522/mapped-england-wales-toxic-legacy-landfills

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Guavanaut posted:

Can the mRNA people get my DNA altered to drop tables?

Maybe

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Seems the Tory mayoral candidate who thinks homeless people should save for a deposit has other scorching hot takes

quote:

The key thing about poverty and poor people is that poverty is as much about mindset as it is about money. If you give poor people lots of money, they buy things, and not always what they need; they buy what they want.”

“a culture of dependency rules the working class”, and “this liberal agenda hasn’t benefited the working class. The working class look to rules. The rules are important to them. Take away the rules and they are left in limbo.”
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Beginning to think this guy might be a massive oval office.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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:ironicat:

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Starmer says PM's decision to abstain on extending £20-per-week benefit uplift 'pathetic'


It's a stunt because my government is going to cut the benefits anyway :smug:

quote:

This morning Nadhim Zahawi, the vaccine deployment minister, dismissed the Commons vote as a “political stunt”. He told Sky News:

It’s unfortunate that Labour has chosen a political stunt. This debate today has no real impact on the outcome on those families, other than a political little stunt for Labour.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Gort posted:

Yeah, I'd also say that someone on £100 a week is absolutely not the person you should aim those feelings at first. Jeff Bezos could drop £100 in the street and he'd have made it back in the time it took him to pick it up.

His net worth increased $13 billion in one day, so he'd get about £500k in that amount of time.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Just Another Lurker posted:

nice in the spring/summer but dreary as hell during wintertime. :gonk:

It's in the UK, yes.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Love to poo poo 4ft away from the 'kitchen'

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Even more terrible
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1352275612942168064?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Whoops, looks like we left the tax haven club

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1352745052594970626?s=20

quote:

Several jurisdictions have been taken on and off the list since it was first launched in 2017. However, those linked to EU member states have typically avoided inclusion, and the UK had lobbied to protect its overseas territories from past scrutiny.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Seems like they understand that they only give a poo poo about one party.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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keep punching joe posted:

Apart from international embarrassment, the only real reason to 'keep' Scotland are the deep water submarine bases at Faslane and Coulport, which cannot be replicated anywhere else in England /Wales.

Use one of the nukes to make part of the Thames a bit deeper.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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:britain:
https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1353594767028981763?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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goddamnedtwisto posted:

Motorbikes have many, many advantages over cars but even a Goldwing is useless for moving a couple of bags of quicklime, a shovel, and... an old carpet up to Epping Forest.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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This brexit thing keeps getting better and better

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1353749558745051140?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Failed Imagineer posted:

While your premise is true, this is a specific response to AZ trying to back out of its vaccine delivery contract to arbitrage extra profit elsewhere. Blame Bill Gates for pushing the Oxford/AZ partnership in the first place

corbyn_looking_into_camera.mp4

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1327603737045716993?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Oh it's that Joanna Cherry lmao


sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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There's another barrister in the news today for showing their whole (racist) rear end on twitter

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1354075375450648576?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Hmm, this "full responsibility" that boris is taking seems very similar to taking no responsibility at all.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Dishonored 3 looking good.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Guavanaut posted:

Calculators, phones, and numpads need to agree on a standard layout.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Ms Adequate posted:

Honesty there are two Twitters - the political one where the conservatives go mask off, the liberals post exceedingly hot takes, and the left shitposts; and the Twitter for whatever fandom you're in, which could be anything from a specific video games from 1996 to trains to lady's feet to Magical Girl anime.

Just need to stay on the anime tiddy and femboy twitter.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Niric posted:

Funny you should say that, she's literally just popped up on Channel 4 news to say the vaccine "was designed to save lives in the UK," which is quite the claim

*designed to save protestant lives in the UK.

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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Apraxin posted:

Not gonna inflict an actual Mail link on the thread, but in their reveling over the EU vaccine u-turn today (another brilliant vindication of Bulldog Boris's Brexit Blinder), they actually call it 'Boris's Falklands Moment'.

Just completely loving diseased.

Is the UK the Sir Galahad in this comparison?

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