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honda whisperer posted:When I worked at best buy they graciously offered to supply food for the employees on black friday. You had to pay for it though. You were not allowed to leave during that shift either. It was hot dogs in a crockpot, and someone messed up and they supplied meatloaf sauce instead of ketchup. I know this isn't a cooking thread but thanks to this post I just learned that meatloaf sauce isn't just ketchup I think I know why my meatloaf isn't exactly a hit now
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 21:25 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 20:41 |
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honda whisperer posted:Im pretty sure it's still just ketchup with brown sugar and other stuff but the low effort version. just blasting the top of those meat loafs with plain ketchup until it makes a ketchupy crust atop the meat log i'm pretty sure the brown sugar + other stuff makes it taste a lot less like you just made a large mcdonalds patty
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 05:21 |
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wear only the sleeves, just cut off the bottom 2/3 of your shirts (make sure you leave enough for the shirt pocket so u have a place for pens)
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 08:53 |
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gleebster posted:Don't worry. I don't know how inversion of control relates to dependency injection, either. this might help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2022 20:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXLUzvn8r-4
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2022 07:16 |
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:Boss decided to accept a 200-person breakfast service order for a hotel. your boss is a donut hole
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2022 04:40 |
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pro tip: if you skip the bread and jam you can spoon more peanut butter into your mouth before you overshoot your calorie budget
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 07:05 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Does Agile involve last minute changes to the production schedule? Because it sort of sounds like a former boss was trying to apply Agile to brewing. He'd have me rush production on beers with ingredients I wasn't sure of claiming we'd change it next time we made it if things needed improving. Of course whenever I tried to correct issues or stop using bad ingredients I was told it couldn't change because "the customers love it!". They just released a "beer" with carrots, apple, banana, and ice cream. is your boss picking ingredients based on what he finds in the grocery store dumpster
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2022 08:25 |
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rotinaj posted:I started a new job at the end of last month. When I got here, I found out that the guy who preceded me in this job left suddenly in December. A different lady took over for a month or two, then also left. Two of my new coworkers are leaving within four months, and one of them is the guy who is training me. My new boss started a week before me, and my boss’s boss doesn’t want to be here and is constantly dipping out whenever she can. when you're the last employee standing, take the break room furniture
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2022 17:39 |
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Outrail posted:The number of forklift related accidents alongside the percentage of forklift drivers who are high, drunk, distracted or just too stupid to have any meaningful participation in society is better proof of a god than any scripture. this is why you buy a badass forklift driver shirt as soon as you complete the gruelling 4 hour certification class
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 15:07 |
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holy dang
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 09:00 |
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Shoehead posted:She insists on paying everyone in cash so there isn't a paper trail. None of us can get loans. To remedy this she decided we could have SOME bank transfers as a treat and sends the pair of us €100 of whatever we've made each week to our accounts. We still cannot get loans. Sometimes, she forgets to do this. Today, she has forgotten her bank password. i fuckin' hope you nail the interview and get the job because holy dang
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 16:47 |
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tactlessbastard posted:It was before my time here, but I heard last week that a few years back a guy who was really unhappy stuck it out until the year end bonuses were paid and immediately resigned. HR spent 7 weeks trying to claw back that bonus. i've never wanted a story update more than i do right now
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 11:44 |
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evilpicard posted:OSHA Hates This One Weird Trick! i see you've worked in construction
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2022 20:55 |
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A Stupid Baby posted:Someone hit a parked car with rented work equipment and broke the rental last night. While trying to drive from the passenger seat. No points for guessing the reason why! do i lose points for having to ask why because i can't figure this out
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 01:17 |
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Outrail posted:Stand next to the front entrance with a clipboard. get that clipboard and just go exploring, if anyone tries to stop you just ask for their name and role in the org and spend a really long time writing it down before sending them on their way
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2022 19:33 |
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TaurusTorus posted:
lol one of my jobs is setting up production orders for components like this (not for this particularly industry, just replacement parts that involve a similar level of bs) and it owns that I need literal pages of signed documentation from the client before I can start the process of telling someone to make them then it takes like 2 minutes for the machine to poop out 2 dozen, they get individually sealed in regular letter envelopes and someone drops them in the mailbox
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 02:39 |
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Cowman posted:Just found out my team is probably on the chopping block. Where do people go to get entry level IT jobs these days? Everywhere I look it's all Sr. level and above and I know I won't get hired for that even though I can probably do it. u are qualified for sr. level and above if you follow my 2 step plan: -just lie -get references off of fiver
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 05:16 |
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wibble posted:Is that an actual thing? i might have spelled the website name wrong but yes, you can hire people on a gig website to be your references and it works
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 20:07 |
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just remember not to lie about like, university degrees and stuff like u dont want to chatgpt a resume and fiverr some references to get a job as a brain surgeon or airplane driver
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 21:50 |
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armpit_enjoyer posted:It's not what they say about me, it's about others being able to perceive sub-par work and associate it with my name. I'm yet to lose the ability to give a poo poo even though it never got me anywhere if you're fine with playing the long game, having a glowing reference from your boss is going to carry more weight to potential employers than having glowing references from colleagues
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# ¿ May 12, 2023 03:34 |
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JetSetGo posted:I truly intend to heed this. I'm the kind of person who beats themselves up and have been doing some soul searching to knock it off, but I appreciate the wisdom. how'd the duo get caught?
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# ¿ May 18, 2023 01:14 |
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goatface posted:Nah, it works. A good sharp cheese goes well with the acidic sweetness. its even better if you pair it with some salty meat on bread with tomato sauce
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 13:42 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:That sounds weird, but I'm a weirdo who strongly dislikes the combination of fruit & chocolate so maybe fruit & cheese would be an improvement if not u still have cheese and chocolate to try out of the available pairings
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 14:04 |
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use the head chefs equipment to warm up a big pot of spaghetti-o's and slowly eat them out of the pot without breaking eye contact or blinking
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# ¿ May 26, 2023 14:04 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Could I just throw a chair at his fat head? i dunno im not your boss but it seems to me that if his head is fat enough it'd be hard to miss
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# ¿ May 26, 2023 14:12 |
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i send screenshots at work by taking a phone photo, emailing it to myself then using the snipping tool on that
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 04:30 |
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tinytort posted:Dumb things my work is doing: I marked myself as unavailable to work this Sunday, months ago. Despite this, I'm on the schedule for a 10:30 to 5:30 shift on Sunday. This is a problem, since I marked myself unavailable because I got tickets for Comicon, and Sunday - the last day - is 10 to 4. i'm of the opinion that submitting notice that you're taking some time off is actually a statement that you're taking that time off, not a request though this mindset could get u shitcanned
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 03:01 |
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Dance Officer posted:I can confirm that chatgpt is excellent at writing corporate drivel for things like your self evaluation form. it also owns for making noncommittal emails if u dont really want to do something but you have to respond or they'll call you on teams
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2023 00:20 |
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Splicer posted:If I walked out the door now without updating the massive backlog of documentation-I've-found-that-isn't-true I think the place would burn down in a month, and it's taken me a year to pull that up from a week. pull it back down to a week and take 2 weeks off
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 16:48 |
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Scientastic posted:That's because if you have any skill at anything whatsoever, you an easily learn what it takes to sell things to people, most sales jobs are easy and most salespeople are absolutely terrible at it sales owns, you just promise impossible solutions to impossibly stupid applications and when it falls through its the engineers fault while you're busy carrying your bags of money to the bank
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 13:54 |
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Ravus Ursus posted:So what you're saying is that I can make disturbing amounts of money as long as I have no regard for human life or the well-being of others? i regret to inform you that that's always been the case
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 14:27 |
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ethics cost more than rent and rent is too dang high
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 16:50 |
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Outrail posted:We had a potential grant to buy our organization a much needed vehicle. I made the mistake of asking a car dealer to 'send me a quote for a new or used F150 with the following specs XXX, we have $75,000, including taxes, fees, charges etc. Can you please include the all in price on the quote?'. sales isnt just a job its a way of life an incredibly cursed way of life
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 03:50 |
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for every toilet seat you dont break, i'll break 3 (with my gigantic rear end)
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 04:55 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Just got asked to mentor an intern who will be implementing... A feature our software has had since day one. just spend a few months "implementing" then take credit edit: split credit with your intern
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 16:51 |
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i dont give out my password, you have to read it off the post it note on my monitor like a normal person
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 16:53 |
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any time i cant relax due to the weight of the world bearing down on my shoulders i just listen to that song from zoolander https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjFjJmv03ec
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 16:23 |
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sports cars are hardware they have computers in them and often usb ports
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 19:15 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 20:41 |
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im baking one out right now hold on hr is calling for some reason
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