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okay so this was brought up in the chat thread, lemme find the right postsFinger Prince posted:I just watched this: check this out, it's nightmarish. i was inspired to check out the video for animals based on the funny video and it's loving NUTS. maroon five murders a woman and the man she's with because he's jealous, is what is implied. now i'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09R8_2nJtjg and the whole motherfucking video is something i have never even considered: a man stealing thunder at a wedding. imagine interrupting someones special day with your bullshit. anyways, this is wild, i'm digging in, and i'm gonna figure this out. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ghhRHRP6t4 this is their most recent music video and first impressions are: i was scared before, with a beard and baldness i am terrified. and somehow this is a weed legalization video. i'm at a loss because i want to disagree with whatever maroon five does, but in this case...
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Jan 30, 2021 04:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJOTlE1K90k this music video starts with my nightmare, some dude with an acoustic guitar okay so i guess women just appear. sarah silverman is here and she's dancing? maroon five thinks women are replaceable or something WHAT THE gently caress IS ELLEN DOING HERE e: but then it's his wife and child haha it's all for music videos we don't really act like this irl JESUS
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Jan 30, 2021 04:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wiio4KoGe8 a boy and girl are in love, run up a big ol tree (dick) a squirrel sings, a hive is in the tree, boy gets stung and falls and becomes an adult maroon five (weird point about girls) adult woman runs from maroon five, he chases her now it's a race, a bunch of dudes (the band) chase a woman. tanks are their, with guns at a 45 degree angle. now it's jetskis, with a constant stream shooting forth but now the woman is a mermaid, still seeking to escape maroon five. a casino, revealing maroon fives view of romance as a competition. the woman wins, and he flips the table and engages king kong mode, using his physical prowess to overcome the reality of his situation. the music video ends with maroon five in a hospital bed, ready to endure the probings of woman nurse. someone kill maroon five. is this going to get me banned like a politics thing? maroon five is a menace.
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Jan 30, 2021 04:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmugSMBh_iI mad guy busts into a hostpital, yells a bunch he got in a fight with a woman and she got hit by a car as a result the fight is because he was kissing another woman who tricked him with alcohol that's the whole music video: his lady got mad because he kissed someone else AND IT WASN'T HIS FAULT and then she died
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Jan 30, 2021 04:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg how dare you, maroon five.
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Jan 30, 2021 04:54
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Thanks for watching Maroon 5 videos so that we don't have to. Real team player move. |
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Jan 30, 2021 04:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwK7ggA3-bU "in this music video i want to look like i'm a cool boxer. thank you" "and i win the fight, and my wife leaves AND STEALS MY CHILD" i am starting to detect a theme.
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Jan 30, 2021 04:56
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cruft posted:Thanks for watching Maroon 5 videos so that we don't have to. Real team player move. it hurts, just like i am maroon five enduring the unjust cruelty of women
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Jan 30, 2021 04:57
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I think you need to be more specific about the women. Are they like, a 10/10 blonde, or a 10/10 brunette, for example? |
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Jan 30, 2021 04:59
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who else remembers Five Alive® juice from concentrate tasted p good |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwK7ggA3-bU jesus christ it starts with him being literally reborn like a jesus. GOD DAMNIT. and then he's at a womans funeral a scorpion stings her (such metaphor) and then he gets punched, wakes up, a woman is pouring champagne on him like piss and hes MAD scene change and a woman is mad at him but dissapears and now her face is paint and now it's a new setting (gently caress u maroon five) and other women (his lady's friends who are like this guy sux i guess? hit him and now make out in a tub with the same woman help me this is a true nightmare anywas she leaves and pulls these threads that unravel everything and WOWEE what a metaphor someone give maroon five an award cause at the end the woman leaving makes HIM UNRAVEL DO YOU GET IT
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Jan 30, 2021 05:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANS9sSJA9Yc jesus christ this is almost 7 minutes long what am i doing
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Jan 30, 2021 05:05
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Heather Papps posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANS9sSJA9Yc he's a... turtle? i wondered if it was going to be a kafka thing but no, this is dumb. sarah silverman is also in this one. this makes 2 maroon five videos she's been in and i'm going to have to re-evaluate my opinion of her, maybe? what are you doing here ed helms. he's in a eggplant costume, the generally understood metaphor for a penis. do i need to read up on ed helms? GOD DAMNED HELL rear end IT'S A POKEMON GO PARODY. gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress
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Jan 30, 2021 05:10
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Heather Papps posted:sarah silverman is also in this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE9nDk_68Oo she's a tangerine, like this. later vince vaughn shows up and nothing can surprise me any more
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Jan 30, 2021 05:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T59kB3hq3Yg maroon five sees women as a force of nature, to be ridden over, to be dominated unlike the other activities, a bellyfloop is only masochism, and to maroon five loving a woman is to endure pain. to love a woman is to eat charcoal, red hot. to love a woman is to invite disaster - to build a house on no foundation. gently caress maroon five. doubly gently caress them for this: i thought the lyric video was THE music video, and now i have to watch this poo poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa64gOwuIyE
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Jan 30, 2021 05:19
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Heather Papps posted:doubly gently caress them for this: i thought the lyric video was THE music video, and now i have to watch this poo poo: the whole reasons this music video exists is this:  i hate you maroon five for making me see your butt
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Jan 30, 2021 05:27
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ug this sux there are 38 music videos in this playlist and i've endured 12 i am at my limit for one day. i hope youtube deletes them all before i get to them because JESUS these are bad
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Jan 30, 2021 05:32
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You know when people from across the sea burn the flag and call us infidels? This is what they're referring to. |
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Jan 30, 2021 05:41
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cruft posted:Thanks for watching Maroon 5 videos so that we don't have to. Real team player move. yeah, i clicked the first two vids in the OP and decided i didn't need to click on any more. preety horrific!
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Jan 30, 2021 05:44
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cruft posted:Thanks for watching Maroon 5 videos so that we don't have to. Real team player move.  the narcissism is off the charts, it's "I'm going to pretend to be narcissistic even though it's just a joke" non self aware levels of narcissism
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Jan 30, 2021 05:57
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Heather Papps posted:the whole reasons this music video exists is this: now we've all seen Maroon5's butt. :eyeypop:
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Jan 30, 2021 05:59
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Buddy, I need you to take a break now. I don't think this is good for you. |
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Jan 30, 2021 06:01
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Heather Papps posted:sarah silverman is also in this one. this makes 2 maroon five videos she's been in and i'm going to have to re-evaluate my opinion of her, maybe? i think her cameo in this steel panther video solidifies her s tier status forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA
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Jan 30, 2021 06:07
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Kara's Flowers put out an album in 1997 and I liked it a lot. I don't know if that counts as saying something good about Maroon 5 but it's the best I can to do provide a counterpoint. |
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Jan 30, 2021 06:10
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cruft posted:Buddy, I need you to take a break now. I don't think this is good for you. i will slumber and regain my vigour
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Jan 30, 2021 06:17
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THIS THREAD HAS TAKEN IT'S TOLL OP SAID GOODBYE TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE
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Jan 30, 2021 06:19
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maroon five eat the eggs mf: 
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Heather Papps posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wiio4KoGe8  what the hell kind of poker is this the table itself is johnny fiveaces, and then the lady plays two more aces
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Jan 30, 2021 15:44
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biosterous posted:
Maybe it's pinochle! |
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Heather Papps, I'm concerned that you will be an act of violence if you watch any more Maroon 5 videos. |
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imagine five maroons
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Jan 30, 2021 21:33
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Heather Papps posted:okay so this was brought up in the chat thread, lemme find the right posts it's a terrible video but I don't think that's the implication edit: nevermind I thought you were talking about a different video ---------------- |
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Jan 30, 2021 21:48
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cruft posted:Heather Papps, I'm concerned that you will be an act of violence if you watch any more Maroon 5 videos. last night when i realized there were 20 or so official videos left i saw a path ahead that was dark and perilous, and turned a different way. i'll have to slow drip maroon five, to be safe.
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google THIS posted:Is it possible understand the plot if I haven't seen Maroon 1-4? Simultaneously yes and no. |
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Jan 30, 2021 23:05
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lead singer from maroon 5 when he's 10 after he gets a C on his math test, climbs atop his desk and rips his shirt open while staring at the ceiling and breathing heavily teacher whispering under her breath: ... lord i loving hate that child...
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Jan 30, 2021 23:14
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are they maroon 5 because there are four other maroon groups? or are they maroon 5 because that's the name of their quintet... and each member is Maroon's 1-5. does that then mean that if one member is defeated they become The Maroon 4? and which is which? is the singer the eponymous Maroon 5? or is he Maroon 1?
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Sally posted:are they maroon 5 because there are four other maroon groups? or are they maroon 5 because that's the name of their quintet... and each member is Maroon's 1-5. does that then mean that if one member is defeated they become The Maroon 4? did a little research and i wish i hadn't. "While attending Brentwood School, Adam Levine and Jesse Carmichael joined up with Mickey Madden and Ryan Dusick to form Kara's Flowers,[11] a rock band. The name was taken from a girl that went to their high school that the band had a "collective crush" on." just imagine. i feel so bad for kara.
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