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Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Today should be a bumper crop of patriotic garbage food

# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 15:39

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:52

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Haha nice turd

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 14:23

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I often eat a bowl of peas smothered in yellow mustard

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 18:07

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I'm having a hell of a time trying to find awful food videos of this poo poo. Found only one of the steak cup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkr5jDWsPPY&t=371s

# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 05:19

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Aiming food for streamers will never have a downside, impossible

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 03:31

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Sunburned dogs

# ¿ Nov 26, 2021 01:20

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Paczki are filled with cake

# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 17:44

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Devils Affricate posted:

I mean

Wieners Circle will straight up murder you if you try this bullshit

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 05:10

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

AARD VARKMAN posted:

How does this strike your fancy?

My favorite ingredient is the sugar
https://i.imgur.com/3fcaGT8.mp4

This is how I fear my friends think I eat as a vegetarian

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 06:10

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Horking down the section of a solid inch of cheese

# ¿ Oct 14, 2022 15:51

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

That caramel?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 03:59

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

That's some hot bear urine

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 13:50

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Yogurt but for my insides

# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:56

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Baby food

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 18:36

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

People from Indiana just named it a Chicago style hotdog salad just to make us look bad. It's a hit job
Chicagoans don't know what the f*** a salad is

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 06:11

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Devils Affricate posted:

You guys don't know what chili is either but that never seems to stop you

You are thinking Ohio

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 06:31

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

bird with big dick posted:

Chicagoans think a tomato casserole is pizza

Ohio Valley

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 06:31

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Ohio Valley Style Pizza
"An authentic Ohio Valley-style pizza comes out of the often with a baked crust, tomato sauce, and a thin layer of melted cheese. Then a thicker mound of mozzarella gets piled on top of it so that you experience a hot and cold bite simultaneously"
It's a crime

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 06:47

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

bird with big dick posted:

I’m talking about Chicago style deep dish

Deep dish is breaking the bounds of what is and isn't a pizza luckily we also have Chicago thin crust which rules

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 15:40

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I'll take NY, Detroit, and Chicago pizza over any others in any order

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 17:58

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Burger, don't gently caress your buddies

# ¿ May 22, 2023 01:19

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm a staunch pro-bean person, but I don't think I've ever had chili with beans on a dog.

I have never had the opposite and now as a plant based person veggie dogs with a load of condiments are required chili beans are my friend

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 06:29

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Skip the middle man just turn food into poo poo

# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 11:12

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

you cant have, nor handle my vegetarian poops

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 04:18

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

The what and where now thread?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 06:47

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

its a pretty great idea to put just your lips up for a video, just you narrating a video you didnt make would freak people out.
Wheres the diagetic source of this narration!?! help!
oh god a hobgoblin!

# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 21:31

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Id be confed if i had some Lincoln Schlogs

# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 04:41

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Need to pull it out of the can with a skeletonized fish

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 13:54

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

That's the flavor talking

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 02:00

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

might not be the place for it but whats your favorite sauce for burgs
Aardvark Drunken Black Bean

# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 23:30

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i eat a lot of black bean burgers while drunk and i thought for sure this was some kind of message to me

i have drunk a bottle of this

# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 23:44

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

we need mochi sized burgers but in america and not playdough

# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 07:21

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Am I going to jail for being a plant eater who enjoys portabella burgers? They are pretty good

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 08:16

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Isn't there one that's licorice flavored?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 08:51

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

DicktheCat posted:

I've been curious about these.

I recently had to give up dairy entirely and I've found out that it wasn't really burgers I liked, it was cheeseburgers.

I know a real good burger doesn't need cheese, but like... sometimes you don't got time for a real good one, sometimes you need cheap trash. I lament the cheap burg.

https://youtu.be/ZnF1HB2SQ40?si=QC_IiLQm5r_nFV3R

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 13:12

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Non Compos Mentis posted:

is it made from that all black species of chicken?

e: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayam_Cemani

The chickens play rugby?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 17:32

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

No god made that donut

# ¿ Dec 24, 2023 04:48

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

But my dog loves bones!

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 03:20

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

We haven't even touched my world of plant based dogs and sausges

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 16:39

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:52

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Soul Dentist posted:

One of my unrealized dreams from being the "beverage director" in fine dining was putting on a cocktail menu that was all hamburger condiment themed. I had figured out:

Ketchup: roasted tomato bloody mary. Simple!
Mayo: figured out you can use mayonnaise in a sour instead of egg so was going to do a mayo pisco sour
Mustard: got tricky here but a bartender had washed some really juniper-forward gin in duck fat, so we were going to do that and some sort of mustard seed and turmeric infused syrup for a shrub or Rickey
Relish: Dill and cucumber tincture with soda from the highball machine. Was thinking NA for this one, or maybe Scotch for a wildcard

No survivors

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 22:32

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