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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


This checks out. :hmmyes:

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shard posted:

Because they would have been blasted out of the sky. Only an approaching army headed by his perceived greatest threat and a sneaky gardener were able to save the day.

What are you talking about??? They could have flown all the way to the southern edge of the mountains that wall off Mordor or all the way to the north or completely circle around and come at Amon Amarth from the freaking rear totally spread out. Not all routes even in the sky require you to go through the Black Gate or even anything that's remotely populated. :cmon:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

MotU posted:

1) the eagles were not under gandalfs command. they owed him reasonable favors

2) [b]ring had to be cast into where it was forged, not just a general area of mt doom[\b]

3) hobbits were not powerful so it would take a long time for the ring to corrupt them. the eagles would have immediately gone full bugshit and went to dave and busters and spent their entire paycheck

MotU posted:

4) also its really easy to spot some huge eagles flying in the air

How LOW to the ground are these Eagles flying in your head????? And flying at night above the clouds isn't an option????

Being the main mode of transportation to get rid of the thing that almost caused the end of the world once is a pretty reasonable favor to ask.

You make it sound like you just drop the ring into an actively spewing volcano instead of just landing near the Crack of Doom, and going inside to drop it back into the lava isn't at all a reasonable option.

Why would the Eagles be more susceptible than Hobbits? Elves gifted a lot of animals consciousness hence the hierarchy of animals that exist on Middle-Earth. :psypop:

The real answer is Tolkien didn't think about it and if he did he knew there would be no loving plot. :laffo:

Jiro fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Apr 10, 2021

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

MotU posted:

checkmate

Is arguing a point being willingly contrarian? Cause I do legit believe that Tolkien just memory holed the use of Eagles because he knew that was an easy answer to his whole story. WALTER on the other hand is the type to only be corrupted at the very very end, if only to give himself more strength to chop people's chests.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


That's a pretty underwhelming ring, Vince's face doesn't even come out to do VinceFlex or anything. It must be cast down from the tallest of the Titan Towers. But like really cast down, not Rey Mysterio cast down.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

The entire roster is Gollum

But none more so than Head Gollum, Kevin Dunn

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

cauliflower jones posted:

https://twitter.com/xIAMHOLLYWOODx/status/1381764270266875907?s=19

The whole thread is amazing, but this one in particular is great.

In regards to the first one, uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh I'd say Texas is better at COVID poo poo than Florida's poo poo show, but if she's in North Texas then yeah it's "MUH FREEDOMS" territory all over there.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Raskolnikov38 posted:

https://twitter.com/killerwolffilms/status/1382029423982034945

lmao diamante is going to be in a len kabasinski movie

LEO FONG IS ALIVE????? :stare:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

ARMBAR A COP posted:

Danhausen is on Conan O Brien's Podcast :psyduck:

Guy is making the rounds all the big names especially the Mega64intine Podcast.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


It's hilarious that Mickie is that aware enough to know some really choice Simpsons memes, and it's maddening that this was the meme used cause I can definitely see Vince and Co just kicking her rear end out the door without so much as a thank you.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


https://youtu.be/n8Gm0LXnJCk

https://youtu.be/38gcRZB-aXg

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Obviously Joe has been compromised financially by "Big Tailbone".

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


So Triple H fired Vince???!!!! He can do that??!!!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

https://mobile.twitter.com/AEraSigns/status/1386419714184810497

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


There was a time Samoa Joe wrestled without anything wrapping his knees up????

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


This is where I notice that Dario Cueto is Tony Khan's mirror universe evil counterpart, and should just replace Tony Khan with no questions or anything and then proceeds to tell people to just call him Dario Cueto.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Absolute career death. Holy poo poo, they broke up Undisputed Era for this?????

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

StarkRavingMad posted:

THERE'S A NEW METALOCAPLYSE MOVIE???

I loved that show, but the musical thing they ended with was kind of dildos

Look at this awful post. Truly something.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


What's the inside joke here?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DrVenkman posted:

The next F&F movie has been having some pretty dire word of mouth (everyone knows it should have ended with 7) and the studio is in damage control mode and John doesn't want anyone pointing the finger at him for hurting that Chinese market.

John Cena will be fine, he's the forever host of WipeOut.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Penguin Patrol posted:

as a proud san antonio boy, i heartily appreciate the follwup

https://twitter.com/nchan/status/1396645992842235904?s=20

Pop would ABSOLUTELY be a Protoss main in OG StarCraft. He knows good defense with decent harassment across the map to whittle down opponents, and just methodically move in with a gently caress ton of carriers and dragoons

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Rarity posted:

If this isn't your finisher then you're not even trying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKD4u0LxP1o

https://youtu.be/PzpzcAMP9jY

I mean that's no Kof XIII's Clark NeoMax finisher but it sorta comes close.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Please no snuff .gifs in the Social Media thread k thx.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


I absolutely need this as a HeroQuest figurine.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Pinche Rudo posted:

I wanna see people here go to the junkyard

I go to the yonke fairly often to look for parts pal.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://twitter.com/FLWrestlingFan/status/1399203264927764481?s=20


this is really adorable, but also i can't help but feel terrible that adam cole couldn't be there for the biggest moment in her career. jesus

He was probably in the back waiting for her........... hiding behind chairs stacked six feet high.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


The Rock can't be President just on the grounds that you can't keep taking horse steroids and HGH while in office.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Because he won't be able to fit through any of the doors!

More plausible answer is he'd probably be the first President to die in office from having his heart explode from the stress of having to deal with a country and planet in an even worse shape than it currently is now.

It would be really refreshing to see a fit as gently caress political leader just being an insanely intimidating presence next to old flabby gasbag political leaders just by virtue of being jacked as gently caress.

Jiro fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jun 3, 2021

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


The next Stadium Stampede is going to be Miro and Lana having marathon sex all over the stadium, making their way back to the ring at Dally's Place.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

loving lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/DaxFTR/status/1402664961340579850

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dacap posted:

Isn’t that pretty much Daniel Bryan’s heel champ run?

RIP Planet's Champion. RIP Weed Belt. :smith:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Sad but true. :hmmyes:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Simon Gotch from outa nowhere. :laffo:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Welp.....if you ever wanted to know if you were on the wrong side of something there ya go.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


New intro piece for Botchamania incoming.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

JUNGLE BOY posted:

they're in the red because tony spent 8 figures on video game microtransactions

Gotta pay Negative 1 in all that Fortnite premium currency

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


:syoon:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

You suck as entrance music :argh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZA8W0eRvY

:hmmyes: Checks out.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Tweets hit about as hard as her punches.

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