Zombie Lemur posted:

I haven't listened to any of their stuff in ages, but on the off chance Cornette would actually enjoy something Last would try to ruin it for him by pointing out parts that he would hate. Gotta keep the old man angry to get those clicks.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Bigger is always better. Imagine if Daniel Bryan was seven feet tall. It would own. Now imagine CM Punk as is except he refuses to drink diet pepsi and is 300 lbs with the sugar diabetes. Texas bull rope match. Book it.

Seams posted:

https://twitter.com/RebyHardy/status/1474212605157945346

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmAz3CotdbU

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Bryan: Well, Dave. Let's talk about this duel.
Dave: So, so, okay. I wouldn't call it a "duel," necessarily. It was more of a quarrel.
Bryan: It was advertised as a duel.
Dave: Yeah, I mean, they do that. You know, false advertising. It's like, they say we're going to be using broadswords and the guy comes out with a freakin' falchion. Uh, so, anyway. Sure, I mean, it was what it was.
Bryan: What was up with that guy with the mace?
Dave: It was a morningstar.
Bryan: Are you kidding me?
Dave: A lot of fans these days, you know, they can't tell the difference. They'll call it a mace or a morningstar or a flail. Fans in Japan, you know, you think at the Tokyo Dome they're going to mistake a katana for a wakizashi? American fans don't care.

Halloween Jack posted:

I'm not saying that it would be good. I didn't see The Room in the theatre five or six times because it's a good movie.

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

british

Cavauro posted:

that's right. all shows are available on demand, and jim cornette's genitals are so small that you cannot findout which part of the captcha you are supposed to check for them

Cavauro posted:

greetings to all Jim cornette fans and foes. IZWF is having another show tonight, as it does every tuesday, wednesday, and thursday. it's EXP, the developmental show for lurkers and newby's. but so too could be your burgeoning interest in the federation. developmental. the show will feature the first ever death match, where psp poster Mekchu will be facing off against a mystery special guest. should they lose, Mekchu will be murdered. i'll also be wrestling on the show. card subjhect to change. if you'd like to watch, tune in to https://twitch.tv/ritoru_demon on twitch at 8pm EST! jim cornette tried to have sex with me and he tries to show his genitals to people in public.

Do not even ask posted:

tony hates america

Do not even ask posted:

, why else would he expose to the american public the wrestling terrorism that is adam cole matches and promos

MassRafTer posted:

Kevin Kelly liked this tweet, definitely a smart move when you've already been demoted and quit your plan B.

https://twitter.com/JoeSposto/status/1726381797133414880

little munchkin posted:

*said with zero understanding or desire to understand the situation* how about this: stephen penis

Goblin Queen posted:

Sounds like somebody should have grabbed a banana for breakfast

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

C. Everett Koop posted:

:refers to all members by vaguely homophoic slurs that the audience either doesn't get or does get and uncomfortably chuckles at, except for the handful that hoot and holler:

Alaois posted:

sorry about ur hosed up teeth

Shard posted:

now why.....whywhywhy....would he decide to use a gorilla in his art when talking about aew's first black world champ?

Shard posted:

you're right. I know it's because of racism. but I was trying to say that without actually saying it.



gently caress cornette

Eat My Fuc posted:

Mr Hootington posted:

I know this is a week old, but I decided to look into this further and listened to the youtube clip this is from.

The q-tip is in reference to Kyle Feltcher looking like a qtip because of his dumb hair.

Jim as a gorilla is actually jim as mighty Joe Young because Jim said, "he doesn't care if mighty Joe Young or a cheetah are out their doing all the moves perfectly. None of that matters if the wrestler wasn't pushed before hand as a threat to the singles world title."

The entire segment was about how Jim thought AEW handled Swerve's first match as champ poorly. He thinks it made Swerve look like a chump to have him wrestle a nobody who hasn't won a match all year, have Swerve look like he is struggling, have it be 15 minutes, and not have Swerve talk afterward.

So there we go.

Shard posted:

you do not have to, under any circumstances, have to hand it to the guy who keeps making racists and sexists comments.

coconono posted:

Hoot my balls

Alaois posted:

Cornette hated the Northeast because he couldnt find Chef Boyardee spaghetti like in Kentucky

rotinaj posted:

CM Punk? Holding a grudge over a random petty slight that he took way too personal?

rotinaj posted:

Jim cornette: “finally, some real goddamned food”