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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > CYBERFIGHT SUPERTHREAD 3/14 - Feat a COFFIN BARB WIRE DEATHMATCH!!!1 and Olds
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
its not often you can say a deathmatch has broken down but this feels like it has collapsed

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

ItohRespectArmy posted:

to be fair, shunma did get chris's twitter account banned.

Oh wow. Didn't know. Retracted, obviously.

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Lid posted:

its not often you can say a deathmatch has broken down but this feels like it has collapsed

that's when it gets !!FUN!!

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 I should watch all death matches with an anti-folk music bed.

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 No use apologising Chris, he's too far gone

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

 HE FUCKIN DID IT

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 STOLEN

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 HOW DOES EVIL KEEP WINNING

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 BELT BOY CHRIS IS BACK

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 oh you unbelievably dumb gremlin

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

HOW DOES EVIL KEEP WINNING

SHUNMA CAN'T SNITCH TAG OR BE THE JOKER IF HE'S loving DEAD

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 That was awesome and delightful and horrible and amazing

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

karmicknight posted:

SHUNMA CAN'T SNITCH TAG OR BE THE JOKER IF HE'S loving DEAD

:cry:

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 And he's still got a bunch of tacks in his back...

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 so Chris Brookes is the Soviet Union and Shunma is Germany and Italy.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 Chris, nail the coffin closed with some of the tacks that are

still sticking

out of your BACK

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 can't believe shunma is loving dead

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 Those tacks are now a part of Chris Brookes skin

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 there is a tack in the back of his head.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
ao qhy sis the druids enter the ring and then leave again during the match it feels weird to say DDT had a spot that made no sense in a match as a negative because its DDT but that just felt reeeeeeally out of place

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Lamuella posted:

there is a tack in the back of his head.

That tack is a part of him now, vibe with it.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 rip in peace shunma

he died as he lived, incredibly stupidly.

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 and now for something completely different.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 gently caress I should put my headphones on for Takagi's entrance.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
*glass breaks*

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 just the loving random debris around everywhere while Takagi goes to cut his promo.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 I am coming to terms with the fact that this was a midcard match. It's going to take me a minute.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Lamuella posted:

I am coming to terms with the fact that this was a midcard match. It's going to take me a minute.

they had to send out the boss to recover from that match.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lamuella posted:

I am coming to terms with the fact that this was a midcard match. It's going to take me a minute.

unironically i will remember more spots from that match than Omega v Moxley in five years time

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Is that Duel of the Fates!? :vince:

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Is that Duel of the Fates!? :vince:

gently caress yes it is.

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Lamuella posted:

I am coming to terms with the fact that this was a midcard match. It's going to take me a minute.

We've still got the three best members of DAMNATION to come

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 Takagi assembling the loving squad for this.

(double masking, I respect that)

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 I don't know who this little tiny man is but I assume he could mercilessly beat my rear end without breaking a sweat?

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
i dont know who these people are!

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1371042912411152386

it appears takagi has found several failsons.

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Takagi with the all-star team to challenge for the 8-man belts

e:fuckin beaten

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 I RECOGNIZE THAT GLASS SHATTER!

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

I RECOGNIZE THAT GLASS SHATTER!

Yeah, it's the sting of Sanshiro Takagi. It's pretty cool and it's weird that no one ripped it off in the like the wwf or tna.

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