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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Funny fiend thing lmao

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


is raw tomorrow in front of a crowd or are they back at thunderdome? I'm a little curious how they follow up the fiend

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Blaise330 posted:

Bad Bunny seems like more of a David Arquette type celebrity where he cares more about being in the ring than he cares about being on TV.

Bad Bunny, the new star of the largo loop

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Blaise330 posted:

I'm going for the wildcard bet to say that he IS one

Probably not after that NXT investor call or whatever when someone asked if they were going to fire him for being a pedo and triple h said nothing dream did was wrong and the company completely supported his actions

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


jesus WEP posted:

more like vin dievelisse


Vin Diesel and Low Ki - the same guy???

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Hedgehog Pie posted:

Didn't the guy who directed See No Evil mostly do porn up to that point and also Vince fought hard for Not Kane to have a giant knob for some reason?

Nothing ridiculous, just 3 feet.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


JUNGLE BOY posted:

HHH should give him the old “you can work NJPW if you stay, I promise ;)

Triple H is going to use his significant pull with NJPW (*) to get Bryan a main event deal there.

*definitely exists

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Sanguinia posted:

Cryptocurrency is only allowed in the Dutch Organized Crime thread.

What about Undertaker NFTs?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Fun fact: there's a real simple solution for dealing with the bad show and its bad champions!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


They may not have given Michael Hayes 40 minutes but he sure took em lmao

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


i didn't watch it but one review I read said the video package was positioning Eva Marie as a happy, follow your dreams babyface? if so, that's a bit of a departure.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Daniel Bryan seems like he's really east to trick so he will probably sign a new deal.

Like they'll show him a special Contract Crystal or something and its energy will make him do their bidding

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


HidaO-Win posted:

A glowing orb, you say, I know just the place...

lol remember when daniel bryan spent 75 minutes losing a royal rumble for the glory of the house of saud

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Seams posted:

this just popped up on my twitter feed and I’ve never seen it before but it’s very funny

https://twitter.com/WWENetwork/status/1392844799854751744

lol, the barrel roll into the clangy poles

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


CopywrightMMXI posted:

If they turn Miz and Morrison into zombies and have someone try to cure them I’d probably watch the YouTube recaps.

Would it be riddle or r-truth who cures them? Because it would be one of them

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


keithy george posted:

Ricochet is bad because he’s one of those people who wears “Est. [Year of Birth]” branding. Did you do a shooting star press out of your mother? At least put the year you started training.

This is the greatest forum of all time

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


lol baby roman and his cubic head

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Did Miz and Morrison show up on raw and were they still zombies

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Morrison should have turned into a zombie. You cannot tell me Johnny B-Movie doesn't want to turn into a zombie

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


bartok posted:

I refuse to believe anyone from NXT is truly an awful wrestler until I see them stink up the ring in AEW or even Impact.

except ricochet

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


El Gallinero Gros posted:

Wrestling is hardly the problem with him

he's a loser! losers who can do double moonsaults off cages are still losers!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Yeah see the thing about me is I'm extremely stupid and bad brained, apparently too much so to post in the wwe thread

Speaking of NXT though, I've been informed Toni Storm has a new finisher and it's like a spinning headlock driver thing and it looks really cool.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I liked whenAdam Cole flew in to have a 20 minute workrate match with Daniel Bryan because the rest of the roster was being illegally detained by the House of Saud

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Quantum of Phallus posted:

That was like the best ep of WWE in the past four years

It super was! When Shayna interrupted the first match in street clothes and her title (objectively the coolest wrestler look) I knew they were doing a cool thing.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Gavok posted:

Let him know that all the talent are going to be publicly established as actors playing roles and we refuse to put up any flyers.

To be fair, drake is a twisted individual who lives only for wickedness or whatever their main heel's biography was.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It's weird, WWE usually backs their second generation talent way too long, I mean look at Tamina as the best example. You'd think General Adnan's kid could at least stay on commentary for a quarter.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The Tomspiracy was so fun. People thought he might actually be seven feet tall for a while.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Its cool that SRS is so much more professional and considerate than WWE is vis a vis talent not finding out on twitter

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Nick Khan has assumed direct control. "Hunter" no longer has pull.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I heard Nick Khan is marching to NXT with a sword of vengeance, and "the nose" won't be able to protect any of his boys.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I think it would be "ownage" if wwe freed sami, ko, keith lee and the undisputed era guys.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It's fun to think about how many years WWE doctors stole from Edge, Bryan, etc by lying on their medical records

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



So what do we think?

Not racist enough? Thought the Saudis shouldn't purge the unworthy? What was their crime

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


If Nick Khan actually manages to sell WWE out from under Steph and Hunter, we should pass the hat an build him a statue.

He's been the guy for what, a month? People have been trying to kill WWE for decades!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


JOHN CENA posted:

you morons lol

I'm clever actually.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Quantum of Phallus posted:

How in the name of gently caress did Bray and Nia dodge this cut

fiends trick

nia hid in her hole! HER HOLE

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Bray named his kid Knash Sixx, which is in many ways the ultimate fiends trick

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


SexMetalBarbie posted:

yeah he's so high concept and elaborate. he deserves awards for his creativity of I'll be spooky like this video game character because i don't know the actual spooky guy that character was being. QUICK HIRE HIM IMMEDIATELY HE CAN KICK, HE HAS FEET, NOBODY ELSE IN WRESTLING HAS EVER KICKED.

are you a "normie"

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Nick Khan should have publicly scolded his employee, HHH, for answering questions poorly.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I heard Nick Khan burst, fully formed, from George Barrios's sixhead to punish WWE.

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