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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
"Mummy likes Sadiq Khan" is the most unsettling phrase since "Daddy loves Blue Velvet"

E: actually I think it was "Baby wants Blue Velvet"? Either way that movie is a trip

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tomberforce posted:

It's honestly really scary how pervasive it's all getting. Every other suggested video I'm getting on YouTube is loving Steven Crowder or Ben Shapiro and a whole litany of minor goofy fronts for white supremacy and it really seems to be getting through to people, at least here in Australia.

That's a shame, I wish Australia could go back to the time before YouTube when all races lived together in harmony

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

MikeCrotch posted:

Grandad Crispix is going to be posting REMEMBER WHEN THE BIN MEN WERE HARD?!?! on Facebook soon

I remember that porno

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I'm blaming you cunts - someone ITT got me thinking about installing a bidet attachment on my toilet, so I went "hmm" and poked the inlet valve on the cistern with one finger to which it responded by leaking from about 5 different places. Luckily got it isolated but it's the only jacks atm so the plumber is coming out on a bank holiday. And it's all your loving faults

All I wanted was a clean bum :smith:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

sinky posted:

NO HOT ASSES

tbf that could be the title of any British porno

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Comrade Fakename posted:

What is spiritual abuse?

Sounds like a 80-second Slayer track that didn't quite make Reign In Blood

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Comrade Fakename posted:

Well, I doubt Jesus did his own dishes.

It's not the Loaves and the Dishes now, is it?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Definitely the gif I think about the most in relation to world events

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Necrothatcher posted:



spotted in Walthamstow. That can't be good to find daubed on your washer repair shop.

Unless it's a Banksy in which case you're minted now

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Borrovan posted:

"hmm I can shave a few miles off my journey by carrying the bike over 2 fences & a wheat field"

Strong avatar/redtext/post combo


Crap-Clap for Are Heroes

Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 10:28 on May 4, 2021

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1389499030821036032?s=19

But who is Des?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Posting this with the caveat that I know it's "Terrible person links to terrible article about terrible people"

https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1388912978301440004?s=19

But loving hell that's dire

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I just started cooking up the broccoli stalk after decades of throwing it away. It doesn't taste delish like the florets, just kinda plain, but if you peel it and slice it thin it becomes a great flavour vehicle for soy sauce or satay or whatever

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobstar posted:

Which made me think, is that so unreasonable? I'm down to less than that anyway, without Biden telling me to, having the occasional beef burger as a treat, but lots of delicious chickpea burgers.

It's perfectly reasonable, but most people are not at all reasonable.

I eat basically no red meat, very little chicken, some fish, but shitloads of prawns, veg, tofu., etc. Seems like a pretty reasonable hierarchy of animal suffering and environmental impact (don't come at me with that seaspiracy poo poo)

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Aphex- posted:

I haven't seen seaspiracy but I do have a degree in marine biology and know that the seas really are dying thanks to climate change and overfishing. I absolutely hate it when people stop eating beef for environmental reasons but continue to eat fish just as readily.

They most certainly are, that's not the seaspiracy stuff I take issue with. And again, I eat a lot less fish, maybe once a fortnight from Sustainable Seafood Ireland, and Dublin Bay prawns. No argument that humanity's relationship to the sea is just as rapacious as every other biome

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:


I hope non-dairy cheese gets a lot better sometime soon.


Are there any good ones? I've heard Violife is ok but am reluctant to be disappointed. When I finally someday get my Beyond Burgers from Tesco it would be nice to have a nonshit cheese to top it

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

forkboy84 posted:

I don't believe this is true.

Anyway, in my experience as a lifelong vegetarian I gotta say that I have been bothered/bored to tears by people who eat meat way more than vegans. God it's loving tedious.

You mean hearing the same three jokes about vegetarians for nearly forty years isn't fun for you? Curious

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

keep punching joe posted:

Also people who go on about bacon, and how amazing it is are worse than evangelical vegans imo.

I would eat an Epic Bacon Guy no problem, and make orphans of their children . I imagine the marbling would be exquisite.

Hopefully being Epic Bacon isn't a prion-transmitted pathology

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

I would hunt and eat two thirds of British males in 10 years before the predicted end of their life, as is their wish.

Gammons on the menu.

Because my gimmick itt is shoehorning Propagandhi songs into topics

They have a great song on this exact topic, Humane Meat - The Flensing of Sandor Katz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2gGwTjkcIs

Also the only song I know of to use the lyrics "spreadable headcheese"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
E: :argh:

Necrothatcher posted:

great, now you've ruined cashew nuts for me

Chidi from the Good Place being convinced he's doomed because he drank almond milk despite knowing the environmental impact, is a very relatable character. Mostly because he's intensely annoying like me

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Grey Hunter posted:

Oh God this. I've been tee-total all my life, and the amount of poo poo people give you is amazing. Xmas is a minefield,as its apparently time to stick loving alcohol where it should never be.

which is anywhere.

I'll nope out of the "ethics of meat" conversation as I work with lab mice. We do have several vegetarians here, so it shows that personal ethics are weird as hell

I don't think there's any inconsistency here. Ive also worked with lab mice, and it's always emphasized how delicate these decisions are and how you need to reduce animal suffering to the absolute minimum required for statistically significant and ethical experimentation

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

blunt posted:

Tesco vegan jam donuts taste identical to the regular ones and don't go stale for at least three days (and counting!). Absolute game changer.

Hmm putting them on the list for this evenings shop, which is just a Tesco Express with ideas above its station and never has loving anything

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
You can do a pretty nice bacon alternative with baked plantain skins and paprika and salt and maple syrup and whatnot. There's recipes out rhere

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

bessantj posted:

On the way to work I passed a house that had a sign in the garden that read "Lib Dems Winning Here" so it's nice that the Lib Dems have won a garden.

They won't be able to keep the squirrels out for long.

e: especially if they get support from Acorn :rimshot:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

serious gaylord posted:

Free Owlfancier.

Dumb probation but its a risky thread to post in.

I can't see who's doing the probing on the Awful app, but I assume it's one of the many terrible mods enforcing a zero-tolerance approach to any criticism of liberalism/Biden.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Oh dear me posted:

I use the Awful app, you can see if you click on the header of the rap sheet entry. It was Herstory begins now, so yes.

Ah right, cool, thanks.

I don't want to be too sour grapes about it - I've been probed many times for being a poo poo posting idiot clown. But I've also been probed and/or banned from US threads for the kind of posting that wouldn't raise an eyebrow here but is so against the orthodoxy of American politics that it can't be permitted. Weird vibe. For all that people complain about posters itt being reactionary leftie cranks chasing out wrongthinkers, it's miles better than the endless bitter sniping and politics-as-football ideology of the USPOL

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NotJustANumber99 posted:

its also just absolutely mediocre. Like dont be a vegetarian and then just settle for quorn. jesus, it not an excuse to not even try.

not aimed at you obviously.

The quorn nugs are better than chicken nugs

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Seems like trying to attack the beloved NHS with a limpdick tweet will not be a winning strategy for :jebstare:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Just Another Lurker posted:

Was full vegetarian during the BSE 'crisis' and quite like Quorn sausages, but then i also like the old fashioned TVP mince. :shrug:
Back to omnivorous eating these days though if that vat grown meat ever becomes a reliable/safe/cheap (probably not in my lifetime) thing i would give it a go.


You're either extremely ill or very pessimistic

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

blunt posted:

https://twitter.com/addicted2newz/status/1389663179098267654

To be fair it took me two watches to spot him too.

That's why he needs one of his trademark identifying props - roll of wallpaper, bricklaying trowel, pint of whiskey...

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/cruising_utopia/status/1389586774276587524?s=19

What's going on here then? Maybe an electoral opportunity for the LibDems?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

smellmycheese posted:

Wait until you see the wacky world of the (non) land border in NI



That just looks like a clever plan to funnel catholics into a choke point and massacre them. Nice try lads

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

massive spider posted:

My local candidate for Zero Tolerance Policing has been posting a storm up on Facebook today and if the choices are him the the tory I may actually ending up ticking the box for the tory for the first time in my life.

That would make you a Tory tho

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Chuka Umana posted:

Is Keir circumcised?

Probably best to close the thread for the night

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Keir will take full responsibility for this . How you ask? By being Fully Responsible

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Saros posted:

I mean, Corbyn definitely had history supporting the Palestinian people. Is this anti-Semitic? Of course not but that didn't matter at all to the media.

Labour should get one of those extremely cool leftist leaders who publicly hates Palestinian self-determination, such as

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Trap sprung

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Nice to see transphobe idiots wasting their money. Although I guess the money eventually ends up paying solicitors who were willing to take this kinda work so eh

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

minema posted:

Did I imagine the 2017 election?! Where Labour under Corbyn did far better than expected and forced the Tories to rule as a minority? How has that just been erased from all discussion about Labour

Because Jeremy bin-Corbyn grew a very antisemitic horseradish on his allotment

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Sep 22, 2018

chestnut santabag posted:

I think that was Sodastream?

It's both

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